Something that really disgusts me ...

No you silly, it's from a monty python movie. Monty Python's Meaning of Life, that guy explodes from eating to much, it's pretty funny

But still quite disgusting.... The best part about that scene is how John Cleese RUNS away after giving the "feeder" his thin mint waffle. He knows what is coming... wink

"And how are we today?"
"Better."
"Better?"
"Better get a bucket I'm gonna throw up."

Yeah, Wetbones, if that still photo disgusts you, you'd better clear of the movie.

And Feeder's chair.

...

For shame. A whole thread of squeamishness over a scene in a Monty Python comedy? This is a dark day for the Corner board, fellas. If I can even call you that after this sorry display.

dude, i loved that movie, it's a classic, along w/ the other monty python movies

One time I went camping with some friends for a weekend. When I got back I put my cooler out on the deck and forgot about it. 2 weeks later my mom walked out on the deck, looked inside the cooler and immediately threw up. I walked out ther to see what was going on, looked in the cooler and threw up too. I had left a couple packs of opened hot dogs in there and now the cooler was nothing but a giant tub of maggots.

Now that's more like it. Carry on.

Well, then my dog comes up and starts eating the maggots out of the cooler. That makes me even sicker and I throw up again. But since my mom was bent over puking too I ended up puking on her back. That's when my sister and her friend came outside to see what was going on. One look at the dog's mouth full of maggots and they both puked all over each other. Her friend must have TB or something because her puke was this weird puke/blood combination. So there I am puking on my mom's back, watching my dog eat a tub of maggots and seeing my sister covered in puke and blood. I don't know what it was about that last part but it really turned me on. The friend must have been thinking the same thing because she grabs my sister and just starts making out with her right there, covering each other's mouths with puke, blood and spit.

My mom recovered and stood up just in time to see this. She immediately threw up in my face. By now I was just trying to get clear of the whole mess when I slipped in the friend's bloody puke and landed flat on my back. That's when the dog runs over and starts licking my mom's puke off my face with his maggot covered mouth.

Man, if we had videotaped this we could've won $10,000 from Bob Saget.

Edited to add: And then I shit my pants.

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! That's some funny shit. Wait a minute, I should say funny everything-but-shit.

excellent..laughed my bollocks off!! carry on...

Christ that's rank. 'Minds me of when I was a young'un and the house next door was home to my best pal David who lived on the 2nd floor and some young couple who lived on the first floor. They had a baby and you may see where this is leading.

One day we were messing around outside and for whatever reason we ended up going into the trash cans that were on the side of the house.

It obviously hadn't been trash day for a while or someone wasn't bringing the can out to the sidewalk because the fucking entire thing was crawling with maggots which had been deposited into the dirty diapers which had been sitting there who the Hell knew how long. >shiver<

Then there was the time we all helped my ex's super filthy old roommate move and when someone dug down into the couch cusions for loose change, he came up with a handfull or wriggly mess.

Everyone who'd ever slept on that couch, and there were many, including myself, collectively gagged I think.