Well, it kind of is. It's just that the locals insist on calling it "Australia" instead of its proper name, The West Island.
Much like Bucho, the NZ media is in a frenzy of doom and gloom over meeting the French, in the Quarters, in Cardiff. All it needs now is Wayne Barnes to be the ref and the wailing and gnashing of teeth will be heard around the world.
When you were awarded Kiwi-ship they handed you your complimentary Wayne Barnes face dartboard, right Andy? Every New Zealand home has one in the garage or sports room.
Looks like the gods of the 2015 tournament have been kind on this occasion though, ol' Wazza B won't be in charge of this one.