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post #351 of 720
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Originally Posted by Dent6084 View Post
 

Harrelson's confirmed.

 

 

I misread this as "Harrison's confirmed" and my mind literally blew. There's, like, pieces of my brain still dripping from the ceiling and I don't even know how I'm still typing this I guess I must be like one of those chickens who still run around when their head is cut off and the event catches up with them a bit laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr010191asnsms________________________________________

post #352 of 720

Well, the cast for this is going to be great.

 

And it'll be delightfully weird to see Woody Harrelson Star Wars action figures.

post #353 of 720
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I misread this as "Harrison's confirmed" and my mind literally blew.

 

Actually, I could see Lord and Miller using Han to book end the film a la YOUNG INDIANA JONES AND THE MYSTERY OF THE BLUES. Have Harrison Ford as Solo, digitally de-aged circa THE FUGITIVE, telling the story to his son Ben.

 

http://cdn2-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/8284/09/file_607813_fugitive-ford-640x320.jpg 


Edited by Barry Woodward - 1/11/17 at 10:07am
post #354 of 720

No.

post #355 of 720
Thread Starter 

Maybe.

post #356 of 720

But will Han be playing the saxomaphone?  Tubamaba?

post #357 of 720

"But, Dad, I want to know. How did you end up winning the Falcon from Lando?"

 

"Ben, that's a good question. For another time."

 

Poetry.

post #358 of 720

Harrison Ford had lunch with Alden Ehrenreich:

 

http://cdn.chud.com/c/c8/c85cccce_SoloDuo.jpeg 

post #359 of 720
Barry would've taken the photo from inside the restaurant, but the restraining order was pretty clear.
post #360 of 720
What a weird-ass life you must lead to take creepy photos like that.
post #361 of 720

I didn't take the photo.

post #362 of 720
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I didn't take the photo.

I never assumed you did Barry, it was just a general observation.
post #363 of 720
Why do some people's interest in movie stars extend beyond the movies themselves? I'll never get that. I love Harrison Ford but my interest in him starts with a studio logo and ends with the credits rolling. Sure, the odd story or whatever brings it's attention to everyone now and then. But to seek that shit out? Weird. Who seriously gives a shit? Especially something like two men having lunch together. Christ in a cartoon. You could use an atom splitter on the amount of fuck I give about something like this and it would still be too much. Ant Man couldn't find the amount of fucks given if he had a tiny Ant Man sized electron microscope. The new Han met the old (real) Han! *spoken in crazy Cajun-ish Pacino in Heat voice* "I am over fucking whelmed. Don't waste my MUTHA FUCKIN' TIME!"
post #364 of 720

What kinds of tie-ins would you like to see with this film? I think there's a good chance Han and Lando will end up at Maz Kanata's and I could see them interacting with a younger Jyn Erso.

post #365 of 720
Stop it, Barry. Unless you're gonna rap about this shit, please just stop.
post #366 of 720
I want a scene where Chewie rips someone's arm off and Han steals the guy's jacket. But to make it look symmetrical he removes the other sleeve. He likes the look so much that he goes on to remove the sleeves from all of his own jackets.
post #367 of 720
Han and Greedo are gonna be the Han with no name and Tuco and Boba Fett will be Angel Eyes and they'll have a three way Mexican stand off at the end, each trying to locate a stash of Republic Credits on Tatooine buried in a grave. Boba Fett will shoot Han and Greedo and make off with the loot leaving the other two near mortally wounded and vowing to shoot first if they ever find themselves in such a position again..
post #368 of 720
Will we get a scene explaining how Chewie takes a dump? Must be a fucking nightmare with all that hair.

Imagine the morning after a night on the real ale. He wears no pants and other people sit in that copilot seat right after him.
post #369 of 720
I want a movie where Boba Fett disintegrates a guy and Vader's like, "Dammit!"
post #370 of 720
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Will we get a scene explaining how Chewie takes a dump? Must be a fucking nightmare with all that hair.

Imagine the morning after a night on the real ale. He wears no pants and other people sit in that copilot seat right after him.
Stop before you get Barry to fappin'..
post #371 of 720
When we first meet Han Solo he'd better have a feather duster in his hand and be lightly going over some space corn.
post #372 of 720
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Why do some people's interest in movie stars extend beyond the movies themselves? I'll never get that. 

 

Back in the early 2000's, I used to work with this girl who was OBSESSED with Orlando Bloom and the Lord Of The Rings movies (to the point where she got a tattoo of the ring). The freaky thing is that she had this Orlando Bloom fangirl club and they would meet up three or four times a year and book a hotel wherever Orlando Bloom was scheduled to be. Those were her vacations - following Orlando Bloom around. She used to talk about him as though he knew who she was. Fucking WEIRD. I feel sorry for any boyfriends she's had throughout the years. You just know none of them ever lived up to good ol' Legolas in her eyes.

post #373 of 720
You realize I have to ask what she looked like.
post #374 of 720

I think we can all form a pretty accurate mental image.

post #375 of 720
I met a girl TODAY at a Jewish owned coffee shop called He Brews who had a tattoo of the White Tree of Gondor on her forearm. She was pretty cute!
post #376 of 720
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I met a girl TODAY at a Jewish owned coffee shop called He Brews who had a tattoo of the White Tree of Gondor on her forearm. She was pretty cute!
...I am intrigued. You get her number?
post #377 of 720
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...I am intrigued. You get her number?
I certainly would've asked if I weren't involved with someone else!
post #378 of 720
How were her cans?

Asking for MichaelM.
post #379 of 720
Just about right. For what appeared to be all naturals. Not implants...which I've gotten oddly used to (I feel the jokes coming)..
post #380 of 720
I'll be in my bunk.
post #381 of 720
Ok, so moving on from talking about girls, because we all know that shits not healthy, instead of having Harrison Ford bookend this thing, how about having him narrate it, ala a Scorsese film...

Black screen
Voiceover (Ford): I'm Han Solo. At the age of 28 I made the Kessel Run in 11.8 parsecs."
Crash cut to Millennium Falcon cockpit with Solo-lite screaming at the controls.

And just take it from there and have Ford narrate the whole thing.

I'm a fucking genius. Get me Hollywood on the phone.
post #382 of 720
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Originally Posted by Stale Elvis View Post

Ok, so moving on from talking about girls, because we all know that shits not healthy, instead of having Harrison Ford bookend this thing, how about having him narrate it, ala a Scorsese film...

Black screen
Voiceover (Ford): I'm Han Solo. At the age of 28 I made the Kessel Run in 11.8 parsecs."
Crash cut to Millennium Falcon cockpit with Solo-lite screaming at the controls.

And just take it from there and have Ford narrate the whole thing.

I'm a fucking genius. Get me Hollywood on the phone.

 

"Smuggler, what is your name?"

 

"My name is Han Tiberious Solo!"

post #383 of 720

He should narrate it whilst his leg is trapped under the door of the Millennium Falcon and he's waiting for someone to move it. It would super-meta. 

post #384 of 720

"Your father was the captain of a Spice Freighter for 10 parsecs. I DARE YOU to do better!"

post #385 of 720
This movie is gonna be his life flashing before his eyes as Kylo runs him through..
post #386 of 720
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Originally Posted by Stale Elvis View Post
Voiceover (Ford): I'm Han Solo. At the age of 28 I made the Kessel Run in 11.8 parsecs."

 

Cue Ponda Baba O'Riley.

post #387 of 720
...and end with the dirt on top of Han's coffin starting to move and float..
post #388 of 720
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...and end with the dirt on top of Han's coffin starting to move and float..


Given his stabbed corpse fell into a bottomless pit on a planet which turned into a star in less than half an hour, that's some doing, getting that corpse outta there.

post #389 of 720
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...and end with the dirt on top of Han's coffin starting to move and float..
Given his stabbed corpse fell into a bottomless pit on a planet which turned into a star in less than half an hour, that's some doing, getting that corpse outta there.
Maybe he fell into the garbage chute that Cpt. Phasma mysteriously escaped destruction in.
post #390 of 720
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Given his stabbed corpse fell into a bottomless pit on a planet which turned into a star in less than half an hour, that's some doing, getting that corpse outta there.

 

If Bruce Wayne can sneak back into Gotham...

post #391 of 720
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This movie is gonna be his life flashing before his eyes as Kylo runs him through..

 

 

post #392 of 720

Let's not forget the scenes with Han Solo breaking the fourth wall to explain how frustrated he is with the Hutts via High Fidelity.

post #393 of 720
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Given his stabbed corpse fell into a bottomless pit on a planet which turned into a star in less than half an hour, that's some doing, getting that corpse outta there.
Liberties were taken to make a jab at BvS. I'm quite aware that Han's remains were atomized and blasted a million miles in every direction..
post #394 of 720
Seeing as we don't have any Star Wars threads going at the moment, what better time to resurrect this one with a pic from Chris Miller's Twitter account...

post #395 of 720

Red Cup?

 

Well, it's not The Last Jedi, I'll give it that. 

post #396 of 720
My Red Cup theory is it's named after the random red cup that you get in one of the Lego Millenium Falcon sets. I've got one in mine and it makes no sense for it to be there.
post #397 of 720
Obviously it's because those red disposable plastic cups are Solo cups. I wish my brain didn't waste precious moments of my life making these associations, but here we are.
post #398 of 720
Two guys, red cup.
post #399 of 720
Leaked teaser poster!
post #400 of 720

Who took the "shot" first? 

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