Happy new year!
A woman's husband was murdered by a drug gang in El Salvador, and she ended up moving with her son 15 times in a four year period. With little options, she sought asylum in the United States. Her 12-year-old son was taken from here, and she will be deported without him:
But for Vasquez it was too late to turn back.
She was in federal prison. And her son Luis was, where?
No one would say.
If and when this all shakes out, I wonder how the information gets filtered down and delivered properly to the masses. Fox certainly won't cover it squarely, and anything from CNN is fake, BBC will do fine coverage that no one will see. Trumpers aren't reading the liberal rag Washington post. Forget the internet all together.
I really think Amurika needs a primetime special, airing on all major networks:
Brought to you by Dr. Phil, Troy Aikman, Faith Hill and the holographic ghost of Richard Petty!
Take a hint from The Big Short and have treason explained by Margot Robbie in a bathtub.
Trump is on twitter this morning taking credit for the fact there were no commercial airline related deaths in 2017. And we all remember 2016, when commercial jets were falling out of the sky under Obummer and his lax air safety regulations.
The reality, of course, is that the last fatality was in 2009 and Trump had nothing to do with anything.
DJT is a dangerous, ignorant old man...
I figured someone like Oliver Stone or David Fincher would be the choice to direct the inevitable Trump film.
Now I see it needs to be some ridiculous, surrealist fucking shit like Terrence Malick.
It’s worse than you think.
Right now, I'd want Judd Apatow to try and tackle it.
College Republicans and Trump:
A good read, but it's important to note that Trumpism, economically speaking, has molded into establishment ideas on conservatism. Gone are the promises of good health care for all and no cuts to entitlements.
The Zucker, Abrahams, and Zucker version could be amusing....with Nick Cage as DJT.
He can do a pair of movies. One about Trump, one about Pence.
Title of the Pence doc would be 'Mother!'.
ayyyy, too easy
I say this in total seriousness: the Trump administration's members are all far more incompetent and evil than any of the characters in The Thick of It or Veep. I don't doubt Iannucci would do a great job, but I don't think he could approach it as a satire.
Seconded. I'm filled with such loathing for the man I couldn't even watch a film where he's just kicked in the balls for two hours.
Not that I wouldn't fund a Kickstarter for it, though.
Considering the nosedive Veep took after Trump won, you may be right. How can you be stupider than reality?
This article features 800 different euphemisms for "Donald Trump is a dumb liar." - https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/01/02/donald-trump-foreign-policy-analysis-dangerous-216202
Frank Darabont w/voice over by Morgan Freeman...?
In 2021, Donald Trump attempted escape from Federal prison.
All they found in his cell was a orange stained prison clothes…which were originally the standard white ones, a big poster of Time magazine hanging on the wall with a crude drawing of Donald on the cover, and an old, really small…due to Trump’s small hands… rock hammer damn near unused.
I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it but Donny loved walls, so he promised his cellmate a lot of money to tunnel through it for him….of course, Trump was never going to pay his cellmate and this made Trump happy.
Trump didn’t know what geology was and never went to the library (because he hated reading) so when his cellmate tried to explain it to him, he ignored him. I imagine ignorance appealed to him because of his narcissistic nature. A Trump Tower here, a Mar a Lago golf course there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time…and Russian money to build golf courses, which he thought he had hidden away....but it had been confiscated by the DOJ.
That, and a big goddamn Time magazine poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Unfortunately Donny didn’t really didn’t ‘think’ so his favorite hobby was just staring at that big Time magazine poster on the wall while his cellmate took out all the pieces of wall out into the exercise yard, a handful at a time.
I guess after he heard that Melania divorced and left him for a 30-something golf pro, Donny decided he'd been here just about long enough.
Donny did like he was told, buffed his hair to a high stylized comb over. The guards simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans hair? Donny was trying to crawl to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
Fortunately, Donny was too fat and got stuck in the sewage tunnel.
His body was found a week later, when the plumbers came to fix the pipes.
He was covered in shit.
I do hope Issa and Rohrbacher here in CA run again....and lose in the most grand way possible. They should be humiliated.
Nunes, too, preferably.
Yup, and quite a few more...
Let's see if Romney will stick to his guns when it comes to being outspoken against Trump once he inevitably replaces Hatch.
Spoiler Alert (Click to show)
Yep, those Romneys definitely stand up for themselves - https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2017/12/09/wapo_donald_trump_asked_gop_chairwoman_to_drop_romney_from_name_and_she_has.html