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post #42601 of 45174
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Originally Posted by Codename View Post

The latter. Definitely.
I mean, obviously that would be the more appropriate end for him. But just imagine the howls from the Breitbart comments section if Vodka the Hutt were to sell out the entire crew because he thinks he's too pretty for prison.
post #42602 of 45174
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Originally Posted by Boone Daniels View Post
 

I didn't know who Leilah Wendell is before. 
 

I do now. 

 

post #42603 of 45174
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Originally Posted by commodorejohn View Post


I mean, obviously that would be the more appropriate end for him. But just imagine the howls from the Breitbart comments section if Vodka the Hutt were to sell out the entire crew because he thinks he's too pretty for prison.

 

The cynic in me thinks that they'll just turn on him and start crowing about how "Bannon's been compromised by the deep state!" because loyalty and consistency are alien concepts that Nazi fuckboys are incapable of perceiving. 

 

Far better that he TRIES to sell out the idiots, fails and has to walk back, hat in the decaying lobster claw he refers to as a hand to Breitbart. 

 

That would be my second choice for the fate of Bannon. First choice being having him keelhauled obviously.  

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Bannon looks like he pissed off the gypsy woman in Drag Me to Hell.

Then Hell tossed him back.
post #42605 of 45174
Steve Bannon looks like he was horribly burned and given skin grafts using tissue from Oliver Reed's liver..
post #42606 of 45174
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Originally Posted by Codename View Post
 

 

The cynic in me thinks that they'll just turn on him and start crowing about how "Bannon's been compromised by the deep state!" because loyalty and consistency are alien concepts that Nazi fuckboys are incapable of perceiving. 

 

Far better that he TRIES to sell out the idiots, fails and has to walk back, hat in the decaying lobster claw he refers to as a hand to Breitbart. 

 

That would be my second choice for the fate of Bannon. First choice being having him keelhauled obviously.  

 

Apparently "Bannon was a Zionist all along" is the current alt-right line.

 

... My head hurts.

post #42607 of 45174
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Originally Posted by Jmacq1 View Post
 

Steve Bannon looks like he got the reverse of the Gypsy Curse in Thinner.

 

Steve Bannon looks like the gypsy couldn't decide which curse to use, and so just gave him The Works:
 
"Lizard..."
(not enough)
"...Wider..."
(why hold back?)
"...Thirstier...Smellier...Limper..."
(hmm, what else, what else....ooh, Gouty!!  yeah, like just riddled with gout, that's the ticket)
 
"....(clears throat)...Gouty...ier..."
post #42608 of 45174
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Originally Posted by MrBananaGrabber View Post

Apparently "Bannon was a Zionist all along" is the current alt-right line.

... My head hurts.

Which is amazing, because I've been waiting for his feud with Jared and Ivanka to go full blown anti-semitic.
post #42609 of 45174

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/01/trump-cog-decline/548759/

 

A little off-topic, but I find the 'you can't diagnose him from afar' argument, which this article discusses, totally specious. No, you can't diagnose your average celebrity or politician from afar; but a trained psychologist, or any relatively educated person, can sure as fuck diagnose the most filmed, videotaped, quoted, and observed man to ever have existed because said elective-Truman-Burbank has made it his life's quest to make sure his every evil behaviour and demented thought is broadcast for us all to see, hear, or read. 

post #42610 of 45174

Steve Bannon auditioned for a role as one of the mutants in Nightbreed, but was turned down because he looked "too realistic."

post #42611 of 45174

Rosenstein, Ryan, and Wray are meeting right now regarding the House investigation.

 

What could it mean?

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Originally Posted by MrBananaGrabber View Post
 

 

Apparently "Bannon was a Zionist all along" is the current alt-right line.

 

... My head hurts.

 

 

I really think the best tactic for this is to manipulate the Nazi fuckboys into turning on each other and devouring themselves like the nest of fucking rats they are. 

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A little known Massachusetts state law prevents Steve Bannon from being burned at the stake because his body's high oil content constitutes a hazard.
post #42614 of 45174
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Originally Posted by HunterTarantino View Post

Rosenstein, Ryan, and Wray are meeting right now regarding the House investigation.

What could it mean?
Ohhhhhh man would it be sweetest candy if Paul Ryan got wrapped up in all this.
post #42615 of 45174

Steve Bannon was the inspiration for Dan Aykroyd's character in Nothing But Trouble.

post #42616 of 45174
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Originally Posted by commodorejohn View Post


Ohhhhhh man would it be sweetest candy if Paul Ryan got wrapped up in all this.

 

I was being cautious RE: if it's a trap. Some people saying it's regarding Nunes, others saying (distant chance) it's about Trump or Pence being on the indictment list.

 

What do I know is that whenever Trump freaks out the way he does, something is going to happen, and it ain't gonna be good for him.

post #42617 of 45174

Steve Bannon was the initial concept for Darth Maul, that George Lucas deemed "Too Scary"

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Originally Posted by MrBananaGrabber View Post
 

Steve Bannon was the initial concept for Pizza the Hutt, that Mel Brooks deemed "Too Funny"

 

FIFY

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Originally Posted by commodorejohn View Post

Ohhhhhh man would it be sweetest candy if Paul Ryan got wrapped up in all this.
I was being cautious RE: if it's a trap. Some people saying it's regarding Nunes, others saying (distant chance) it's about Trump or Pence being on the indictment list.

What do I know is that whenever Trump freaks out the way he does, something is going to happen, and it ain't gonna be good for him.
Yeah, probably more likely than anything they're having a little soiree about that thing where the HIC isn't, you know, actually interested in investigating this Russia thing. But a guy can hope.
post #42620 of 45174
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Originally Posted by HunterTarantino View Post
 

 

FIFY

 

Out o rep.

 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-enraged-personally-dictates-scathing-denouncement-of-one-time-top-strategist-steve-bannon

 

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 “[Bannon] likes talking to reporters as much as the president, maybe even more, and that’s a problem,” a senior Trump aide told The Daily Beast. “Ego does you in.”

 

Didn't think my brain could get more scrambled today, but the cognitive dissonance of that statement has me knackered.

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:D

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Originally Posted by HunterTarantino View Post
 

Steve Bannon was the inspiration for Dan Aykroyd's character in Nothing But Trouble.

 

Just the nose.

post #42623 of 45174

I don't know why I'm still doing these.  I knew six months ago I'd never be able to top "escaped from an oil painting in Oliver Platt's attic." 

 

 

 

 

That said, the concept artists on Solo: A Star Wars Story have divulged that they used Steve Bannon as reference for the design of new villain Chlamydia The Hutt.  

post #42624 of 45174

Steve Bannon looks like Yarna d'al' Gargan.

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Originally Posted by ShaunH View Post
 

Steve Bannon looks like Yarna d'al' Gargan's leprous dad.

post #42626 of 45174

Nah, he has too many breasts.

post #42627 of 45174

Steve Bannon looks like one of those "CGI lifelike rendings of cartoon characters", with the source material being a one-off Captain Planet villain.

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Originally Posted by Dent6084 View Post

Steve Bannon looks like one of those "CGI lifelike rendings of cartoon characters", with the source material being a one-off Captain Planet villain.

The correct answer to this is “Hoggish Greedly.”
post #42629 of 45174
There is just too much goddamn rep to give out today.
post #42630 of 45174
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Originally Posted by VTRan View Post
 

 

:D

 

Interesting quote from Bannon in Wolff's new book:

 

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"You realize where this is going. This is all about money-laundering. Mueller chose [senior prosecutor Andrew] Weissmann first, and he is a money-laundering guy. Their path to fucking Trump goes right through Paul Manafort, Don Jr. and Jared Kushner…it's as plain as a hair on your face. It goes through Deutsche Bank and all the Kushner shit. The Kushner shit is greasy. They're going to go right through that. They’re going to roll those two guys up and say play me or trade me."

 

Weissman is not a "money-laundering guy." Money laundering is a dime-a-dozen charge. A multitude of prosecutors could build a money-laundering case without breaking a sweat. What these comments overlook is that Weissman is a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act guy. That's one of the things his unit was known for at DOJ. There are not many with experience in FCPA investigations, but Weissman oversaw them at his old gig. That is his value added.

 

And then ask yourself whether Trump was looking to open up a Trump hotel in Moscow in or around 2013 and 2014, and what lengths his underlings would go to in order to make that happen. THAT is the kompromat. This is what Trump knows the Russians know. Bribes to the Russians to allow Trump avenues into a Trump hotel in Moscow.

 

A friend of mine who is a federal prosecutor was telling me recently that pretty much EVERYONE who does business overseas is briefed extensively on the FCPA. Because bribery is so prevalent, most firms have a standard encapsulated training module on foreign bribery. Trump and his advisors were experienced doing business overseas, and obviously knew better.

 

He is convinced that this is why Trump has fought so hard against the release of his tax-returns, as often the best evidence in FCPA cases can be found there.

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Originally Posted by HunterTarantino View Post


The correct answer to this is “Hoggish Greedly.”

 

Does this make Steve Miller Verminous Skumm? Are the Kochs some strange combination of Duke Nukem and Looten Plunder? KellyAnne has to be Dr. Blight, right? 

post #42632 of 45174

Bannon looks like something Luke Skywalker would milk.

post #42633 of 45174
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i'm not surprised they turned on steve bannon... everyone always resents the hottest person in the group of friends

post #42634 of 45174
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Originally Posted by Warren Peace View Post

Melania: be a hero and become the next one to turn on Trump. You know you wanna. Take Baron and pull back to Trump Tower and dare Donnie to do something about it. It might even give Trump an out to resign and "work on his family". Do it!

THIS baby THIS. Because there'd be no way to spin it.

"She was a low-level wife! Her coffee was shit!"
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Paul Ryan looks like a guy who'd wear a mop wig in prison...

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Originally Posted by Raynis View Post

Mueller time, baby.

https://mobile.twitter.com/scottwongDC/status/948671979799883776


And it wasn't just Rosenstein - it was the Director of the FBI too. Unscheduled visit.

 

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/01/03/ryan-rosenstein-wray-fbi-justice-322618

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Originally Posted by RexBanner View Post

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/01/trump-cog-decline/548759/

A little off-topic, but I find the 'you can't diagnose him from afar' argument, which this article discusses, totally specious. No, you can't diagnose your average celebrity or politician from afar; but a trained psychologist, or any relatively educated person, can sure as fuck diagnose the most filmed, videotaped, quoted, and observed man to ever have existed because said elective-Truman-Burbank has made it his life's quest to make sure his every evil behaviour and demented thought is broadcast for us all to see, hear, or read. 

This is actually a huge ethical quandary. I have friends from medical school who are practicing psychologists who could provide a probable list
of DSM diagnoses for the guy, but the problem now is

A) That's really not allowed in a medical ethics sense, and

B) (in my opinion) the underlying personality disorder is being drowned out and a time the same time exacerbated by dementia now.

Which stress only makes worse. I can't say it's Alzheimers for certain, but the man has declined in a way not consistent with normal aging. The only question is whether he'll remove himself from office by election loss or resignation before or after he declines to the point where public appearances are no longer possible.
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Originally Posted by Dent6084 View Post


And it wasn't just Rosenstein - it was the Director of the FBI too. Unscheduled visit.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/01/03/ryan-rosenstein-wray-fbi-justice-322618
Don’t get too excited folks. This is probably just about Nunes’ bullshit. With Wray and Rosenstein explaining that handing over what he wants would compromise the FBI investigations because they know Nunes would leak it all immediately. Or at the least give copies to Trump and the White House.

If this were The Big One there’d be more than just Ryan getting briefed.
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post #42641 of 45174
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Originally Posted by Analog Olmos View Post


This is actually a huge ethical quandary. I have friends from medical school who are practicing psychologists who could provide a probable list
of DSM diagnoses for the guy, but the problem now is

A) That's really not allowed in a medical ethics sense, and

B) (in my opinion) the underlying personality disorder is being drowned out and a time the same time exacerbated by dementia now.

Which stress only makes worse. I can't say it's Alzheimers for certain, but the man has declined in a way not consistent with normal aging. The only question is whether he'll remove himself from office by election loss or resignation before or after he declines to the point where public appearances are no longer possible.

 

All worth consideration but we are living in a different world now where truly "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one."

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I can see how that would work to get your friend's wife to leave them. Not sure how it makes her want to fuck you.

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I believe his next move is to take the friend’s wife furniture shopping.
post #42645 of 45174
He truly does move in on thsee women like "a bitch".
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And Trump has dissolved his "voter fraud commission":

 

https://twitter.com/passantino/status/948703051489013760

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Originally Posted by Dent6084 View Post

And Trump has dissolved his "voter fraud commission":

https://twitter.com/passantino/status/948703051489013760

Out-Fucking-Standing. 2018, you're off to a great start.
post #42648 of 45174
I love how sulky he is that nobody wanted to play along with his dumb charade.
post #42649 of 45174

Oh, and Doug Jones was sworn in alongside Tina Smith today.

 

51-49, motherfuckers. 

post #42650 of 45174
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Originally Posted by Dent6084 View Post
 

And Trump has dissolved his "voter fraud commission":

 

https://twitter.com/passantino/status/948703051489013760

 

Wow...it's like this whole exercise was....damn, what's the word I'm looking for?

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