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Dammit.

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I also am just waiting for my turn to be interviewed....so that'll be fun for my ultra Republican clientele.
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Originally Posted by WasteofTape View Post

So this is happening as I type this.
The backstory is that a year ago I was closing the bar and in walked a customer. Turns out he is a Swiss journalist traveling through Florida. We spoke for about an hour over a few beers. Mostly about the election. Well tonight he has returned and is interviewing customers regarding their feelings about Trump a year later. All of them are over the moon for Trump... nothing will reach these people...
What is their boggle?
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"[He asked me if it was the] best sex I've ever had, [and I laughed so hard, I snorted]."
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Originally Posted by HunterTarantino View Post

Dumbass passed his checkup:

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/368834-white-house-physician-says-trump-in-excellent-health



Fuck this. Just fuck this. He looks zoned the fuck out in that pic and I guarantee some were paid off.

The doctor and his assistant look like they’re taking Trump to set up a Rekall vacation.

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Originally Posted by Graham View Post

...or two low-rent stage magicians and their dupe 'randomly' plucked from the audience...

Seriously, what are we looking at here?

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Originally Posted by Headless Fett View Post

Not saying they're lying about Trump's health but they totally are.


That looks to me like somebody waving a hair curler at the President, while he's dressed, in the same room he uses for all the White House photo ops, for the benefit of the cameras.

I'd bet that they told him that was the physical. Nobody knows the real status of this man's health. He hasn't had a real physical in decades.
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Look at that tubby fat bitch.

Man's man right?

Fuckin asshole..
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I think the point was made above when we saw that Cheney's heart was pronounced to be in a good shape. Let's not forgot FDR and JFK.

 

They're simply not going to tell the entire world that the president's a lardass who's 2 pieces of fried chicken away from completely clogged arteries.

 

You can look at him and see he's significantly overweight, if not actually obese. He doesn't exercise. What we know of his diet tells us he eats like shit.

 

He might be blessed with very good genes (that counts for a lot in our long term health) but I'd take any public statements about Cheeto's health with significant grains of salt.

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Originally Posted by MichaelM View Post
 

Let's not forgot FDR and JFK.

 

And RWR.

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"This can't be right. This man has 104% body fat."
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“It’s true. This man has no dick.”
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I listened to this interview this morning. Miller's mic should have been cut off the instant he made the crack about Ana melting. If someone acts like a child, they should be treated like a child.

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Now I'm not one of these crazies who think lizard people are secretly living among us, but that guy's head doesn't look entirely human.

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He looks more like a hedgehog to me.

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The head of the Title X family planning program, an anti-abortion goof who said contraception doesn't work and linked abortion to breast cancer, was fired today. She started in May, making her the 3rd or 4th right-wing wacko who couldn't carry their job to full term: https://www.politico.com/story/2018/01/12/teresa-manning-hhs-title-x-escorted-premises-339514 

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Too bad they can't do that with the wacko in chief.

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Oh my gosh Barack gon flex on em.

Y'all watch this David Letterman deal on Netflix.
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Ya'll, they're fakin' doctor's notes now: https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/952002742968516609

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Originally Posted by HP Pufncraft View Post



"So I'm indestructible..."

"Good heavens no sir...a slight breeze could kill you..."

"In...de...struc...tible..."
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Originally Posted by ShaunH View Post
 

Ya'll, they're fakin' doctor's notes now: https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/952002742968516609

 

Someone pointed out that if the doctor is a naval officer, Trump could simply have ordered him to put out whatever information he wanted, under the law.

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"Yeah, he's fine"

(Doctor runs into Pence on the way out)

"See you next year"
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Seems like a crucial document.

1) if we are sincere, this might imvolve discomfort.

2) if we are serious, it might be time to march.

Lets see what happens. If we're gonna march, then I am going to march. This is a conversation that feels more like a call.
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer View Post
 

Now I'm not one of these crazies who think lizard people are secretly living among us, but that guy's head doesn't look entirely human.

 

ALL of them look like some kind of lab experiment gone wrong.

 

Pence looks like they tried to create a golem out of wax and rubber, but could never agree on a gender.

 

Huckabee looks like half of her face realizes what's going on and is trying to escape her body.

 

And of course there's Bannon, who must've escaped the attic his creator chained him in to hide his shame.

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They're all so specifically odd looking, it's like Trump has his own league of Dick Tracy villains.

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Originally Posted by ShaunH View Post

Ya'll, they're fakin' doctor's notes now: https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/952002742968516609

The official statement spelled the physician's name wrong.

Well, they say laughter is the best medicine.
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Originally Posted by Gatorboy View Post

They're all so specifically odd looking, it's like Trump has his own league of Dick Tracy villains.
I regret that I have but one rep to give to this post.

Anyway, I'd like to think we have way, way, way bigger conspiracies to worry about with these sonsabitches, but faking a doctor's note for literally no reason other than vanity (it's not like they can remove him from office for being a lardass, after all) and managing to fuck that up in the most basic goddamn way is such a perfectly Trump administration thing to do that I find myself giving the idea some credence anyway.
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Originally Posted by Reasor View Post


The official statement spelled the physician's name wrong.

Well, they say laughter is the best medicine.

 

According to Trump's doctor, VO5, Shiny Pumpkin Skin Bronzer and rehydrated beef product are the best medicines.

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It's like Nietzsche said, "When you stare into the abyss that is Trump's asshole, you slightly misspell your first name."
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*healthiest president ever*

*sweats out big mac secret sauce*
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According to Maddow, Mueller's team had 36 electronic devices in posession last month.

 

This month? 87.

 

That's 87 Trump/Russia phones, laptops, and other shit they don't want to get out there.

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A Chuck Grassley town hall became dominated by Trump talk, unsurprisingly:

 

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2018/01/12/trump-shithole-criticism-dominates-chuck-grassley-town-meeting-rural-iowa/1029340001/

 

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The event, Grassley’s first public town meeting on his annual tour of all 99 Iowa counties, drew about 50 people to the community center in the town of about 1,500, the Harrison County seat.
It was a striking scene, not least because of where it was playing out: in a rural western Iowa county where Republicans outnumber Democrats nearly two-to-one and where Trump carried 65 percent of the vote in 2016.
And in contrast to the crowds that packed into lawmakers’ town meetings last year, the anti-Trump contingent was not obviously organized. There were no young clipboard-carrying organizers from political groups, and none of the attendees carried the red-and-green agree-disagree signs made famous by the liberal Indivisible movement. They appeared, by and large, to be from Logan and the small communities immediately surrounding.
Sheila Ryan, a 72-year-old nurse from Underwood, challenged Grassley for “sliding” on the Russia investigation. Grassley, as chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, is overseeing one of several congressional inquiries into how Russia meddled in the 2016 election and whether there was collusion between Russian interests and the Trump campaign.
“I think you’re protecting the president and protecting his game about shifting the attention away from Russia,” Ryan said, noting Grassley’s call for a criminal investigation into a private investigator who compiled a now-famous dossier on Trump.
Grassley replied with a narrow explanation of his rationale for referring investigator Christopher Steele to the FBI.
The conversation wasn’t one-sided, however.
Heather Nejedly of Pisgah caught Grassley’s attention, stood and said: “I just love our wonderful President Trump,” drawing a chorus of mocking laughter mixed with sincere applause.

 

This is the exchange that stood out to me.  We were talking earlier about communicating with kids in the Trump era.  Well, here's a home school teacher who brought her two kids to the meeting as a field trip, talking about the abnormal behavior of Trump:

 

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“I just think we’ve all got to come together,” Nejedly said, turning to Mikels and others. “You know, I don’t know you, I don’t know you, but don’t hate so much. We’ve got to come together and stop hating so much.”
“We’re not hating. It’s not that we hate Trump,” replied Pat Crosley, 67, a home-school teacher from Kimballton who brought her two children to the meeting as a field trip. “We are recognizing behavior that’s not normal. We’re not psychiatrists, but we can see abnormal behavior when we see it.”
Grassley largely remained above the fray, answering specific questions as they were asked of him but declining to engage in the more open-ended critiques of his conduct or the president’s behavior.
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Bookstores are to be treasured:

 

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This quick rundown on Haiti's history with other countries looking to abuse its people and resources should be shared everywhere:

 

https://twitter.com/KatzOnEarth/status/951656979658870785

 

Apologies if that's already been linked to, but I couldn't recall and felt it was too important to pass up.

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Originally Posted by MichaelM View Post
 

I think the point was made above when we saw that Cheney's heart was pronounced to be in a good shape. Let's not forgot FDR and JFK.

 

They're simply not going to tell the entire world that the president's a lardass who's 2 pieces of fried chicken away from completely clogged arteries.

 

You can look at him and see he's significantly overweight, if not actually obese. He doesn't exercise. What we know of his diet tells us he eats like shit.

 

He might be blessed with very good genes (that counts for a lot in our long term health) but I'd take any public statements about Cheeto's health with significant grains of salt.


That is true.  A President in extremely poor health is a(n)  (inter)national security concern for a variety of reasons, which means the most serious stuff (assuming it exists) is probably not being reported/effectively classified.  Plus they can only release what the President allows them to release.  Either way telling the world that the US President is on the verge of a massive coronary incident only partway through the term doesn't actually help anyone.  Being in poor physical health isn't impeachable and right up until they HAVE that coronary they have a solid argument argument that they are unable to perform the duties of the Presidency right up until they (possibly) die so the 25th is pretty much out. 

 

All that being said, the actual White House Physician would probably find some better "sounds OK but actually noncommital" language.  And wouldn't misspell their name or fail to account for their title on any official statement that went out....

 

Somehow after this I wouldn't be surprised if the gentleman retires from the Navy in the relatively near future....

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Originally Posted by Iron Maiden View Post
 

This quick rundown on Haiti's history with other countries looking to abuse its people and resources should be shared everywhere:

 

https://twitter.com/KatzOnEarth/status/951656979658870785

 

Apologies if that's already been linked to, but I couldn't recall and felt it was too important to pass up.

 

Republican voters brains would exploded if they ever realized that the dismissive attitude they have toward poor countries like Haiti (that they deserve poverty, that they are subhuman, etc) is the same attitude the super rich, especially the Republicans they vote for, have toward them. 

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Maddow points out one big reason to doubt the official WH version of the outcome of the physical:

 

https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/952002742968516609

 

(Spoiler alert: the doctor spelled his own name incorrectly)

 

I think it's safe to say that the actual doctor did his best to diplomatically say "You're fucking morbidly obese and you eat garbage food. Might want to look into that."

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Where’s Morgan Spurlock to do a Trump Diet documentary?
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post

Where’s Morgan Spurlock to do a Trump Diet documentary?

 

Spurlock's career is over.

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We said that about Kid Rock and now he's the alt-right Riefenstahl.
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Oh. Totally missed that he was caught in the recent reckoning. He apparently jumped put in front of it. Anyways, sorry to derail.
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Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post

Y'all watch this David Letterman deal on Netflix.

 

Yeah, it's the goods. Beware that it's not all Obama, though, it's also a lot of Letterman on civil rights history.

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Seconded on the new Obama/Letterman thing. For most of 2017 I would change the channel whenever Obama was on TV. It was a bit like seeing a painful reminder of the most amazing relationship you're ever gonna have in your life, but you know you fucked up and you can never get it back.

But hearing that man speak is just good for the soul. All that hard work, all the shit he took, now having to watch his legacy crumble. And still somehow the coolest MF in the room. Brings to mind Kipling's "If", especially

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Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn out tools
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Originally Posted by Disciple_72 View Post


But hearing that man speak is just good for the soul. All that hard work, all the shit he took, now having to watch his legacy crumble. And still somehow the coolest MF in the room. Brings to mind Kipling's "If", especially

 

Regarding the legacy thing, obviously I'm speaking at a remove but isn't most of what Trump is rolling back from the Obama admin things that can easily be reversed again by the next democratic president since he mostly does it via executive orders ? And as for the rest of his legacy, I'm thinking if anything after that shitshow is over Obama's presidency will be judged even more kindly by history than it already is.

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I'm not sure why Tomi Lahren's famous. She just strikes me as a Replicant with shitty politics.
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Because male Republicans have a type.
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Originally Posted by MichaelM View Post
 

Maddow points out one big reason to doubt the official WH version of the outcome of the physical:

 

https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/952002742968516609

 

(Spoiler alert: the doctor spelled his own name incorrectly)

 

I think it's safe to say that the actual doctor did his best to diplomatically say "You're fucking morbidly obese and you eat garbage food. Might want to look into that."


​Considering he's what?? 68 Years Old??? Let's see what you and the rest of the Millennial herd on this site look like at 68, provided you even make it that far...

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Ron Perlman on Facebook is a DELIGHT to follow:

 

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 This piece of shit President says piece of shit things daily. But what REALLY makes him a piece of shit is that he doesn’t even have the balls to stand by his own words. He denies he said it. You 30% are following a coward. Who is a piece of shit.
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Originally Posted by Codename View Post
 

Ron Perlman on Facebook is a DELIGHT to follow:

 

Amen. Love the Perl-man's posts!

 

Did you see the Trump supporters posting upset comments underneath? Telling Perlman he should stick to acting, yet their beloved Orange Emperor was a reality show host and tabloid celebrity!

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If the GOP sees a transition to Pence as an inevitability, then Fuckstain's heart exploding would provide the best and least compromising turn for the party.  Telling him he's in excellent shape, all the while plying him with big-macs and longer runs to Marine One... IS the best move for them, strategically. 

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