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post #101 of 133

It was all David's fault. 

post #102 of 133

The fact that NASA even responded to that lunacy kind of saddens me.

post #103 of 133

Choose your own caption:

 

post #104 of 133

"RAAAHHHGGGH.... excuse me."

post #105 of 133
The last thing a bowl of chili sees before it dies.
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post #107 of 133

I seriously thought I'd heard it all, but apparently (according to the latest conspiracy theory) Alex Jones is actually Bill Hicks, who didn't die but got plastic surgery and his vocal cords changed?  

 

Apparently he also lost all ability to be funny.

post #108 of 133
This deeply offends me.
post #109 of 133

That conspiracy has been around for years. It comes up every few months or so.

 

"Latest." Yeah. 

post #110 of 133
Holy shit, John Oliver went for Alex Jones on full tonite.

An absolute watch, I must say.
Edited by ryoken - 7/31/17 at 6:02am
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post #112 of 133

If you ever wanted to know how Alex Jones runs, here's the answer:

 

https://twitter.com/joeltyler_/status/898573996945539075

post #113 of 133

Being doused in coffee in Seattle seems rather appropriate, really.  I feel like that should just be the general greeting once you step off the plane.  

post #114 of 133
White socks with black shoes. Unforgivable.
post #115 of 133

That's the line, Brad? 

 

love u buddy

post #116 of 133
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Iron Maiden View Post
 

If you ever wanted to know how Alex Jones runs, here's the answer:

 

https://twitter.com/joeltyler_/status/898573996945539075

 


This guy used to be a weight lifter?! And he sells vitamin supplements on his Internet show?! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

post #117 of 133

The Seattle Police Department having a little fun:

 

https://twitter.com/SeattlePD/status/898648339293421569

post #118 of 133
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Originally Posted by Iron Maiden View Post

I was unaware that NASA was running a child slave colony on Mars:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars


I'm totally against this.

Yeah, sorry man.

I told them to shut it down, but they said nah.

So I asked them to send me to Mars to do the kids physicals, because if they're going to have child slave labor, they should at least get good healthcare, right? Plus I want to go to Mars. I'm still waiting. Fingers crossed...
post #119 of 133
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White socks with black shoes. Unforgivable.

post #120 of 133
How dare you "um, actually" me!
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post #122 of 133

I still side with Bradito on this one.

post #123 of 133
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Originally Posted by Iron Maiden View Post
 

The Seattle Police Department having a little fun:

 

https://twitter.com/SeattlePD/status/898648339293421569

 

Fantastic.

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post #125 of 133
Mike Judge hangs out with that human hemorrhoid?

This ruins everything.
post #126 of 133

my mind was blown when I learned that the screaming guy in Waking Life was Jones!

post #127 of 133
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my mind was blown when I learned that the screaming guy in Waking Life was Jones!

He was in A Scanner Darkly as well! Both are likely the only positive contributions to... well, anything... he's ever made.
post #128 of 133
In fact, the third guy with Jones and Judge in that tweet looks a lot like Richard Linklater. Just showing off all the Texan filmmakers he hangs out with?
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post #130 of 133

A whole lot of crazy going on here:

 

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/915707212277968896

 

I'd laugh, but people buy into this crap.

post #131 of 133
I'm a little behind on my alt-right, Neo-Nazi millennial slang. "Antifa" means "antifascist," right? These pukes are against "antifascists," which essentially makes them fascists. They clearly are aware of this, so they abbreviate the word, making them sound less sinister, I guess.

Is that the deal?
post #132 of 133
Pretty much, yeah.
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