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post #101 of 139

It was all David's fault. 

post #102 of 139

The fact that NASA even responded to that lunacy kind of saddens me.

post #103 of 139

Choose your own caption:

 

post #104 of 139

"RAAAHHHGGGH.... excuse me."

post #105 of 139
The last thing a bowl of chili sees before it dies.
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post #107 of 139

I seriously thought I'd heard it all, but apparently (according to the latest conspiracy theory) Alex Jones is actually Bill Hicks, who didn't die but got plastic surgery and his vocal cords changed?  

 

Apparently he also lost all ability to be funny.

post #108 of 139
This deeply offends me.
post #109 of 139

That conspiracy has been around for years. It comes up every few months or so.

 

"Latest." Yeah. 

post #110 of 139
Holy shit, John Oliver went for Alex Jones on full tonite.

An absolute watch, I must say.
Edited by ryoken - 7/31/17 at 6:02am
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post #112 of 139

If you ever wanted to know how Alex Jones runs, here's the answer:

 

https://twitter.com/joeltyler_/status/898573996945539075

post #113 of 139

Being doused in coffee in Seattle seems rather appropriate, really.  I feel like that should just be the general greeting once you step off the plane.  

post #114 of 139
White socks with black shoes. Unforgivable.
post #115 of 139

That's the line, Brad? 

 

love u buddy

post #116 of 139
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Iron Maiden View Post
 

If you ever wanted to know how Alex Jones runs, here's the answer:

 

https://twitter.com/joeltyler_/status/898573996945539075

 


This guy used to be a weight lifter?! And he sells vitamin supplements on his Internet show?! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

post #117 of 139

The Seattle Police Department having a little fun:

 

https://twitter.com/SeattlePD/status/898648339293421569

post #118 of 139
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Originally Posted by Iron Maiden View Post

I was unaware that NASA was running a child slave colony on Mars:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars


I'm totally against this.

Yeah, sorry man.

I told them to shut it down, but they said nah.

So I asked them to send me to Mars to do the kids physicals, because if they're going to have child slave labor, they should at least get good healthcare, right? Plus I want to go to Mars. I'm still waiting. Fingers crossed...
post #119 of 139
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Originally Posted by Bradito View Post

White socks with black shoes. Unforgivable.

post #120 of 139
How dare you "um, actually" me!
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post #122 of 139

I still side with Bradito on this one.

post #123 of 139
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Originally Posted by Iron Maiden View Post
 

The Seattle Police Department having a little fun:

 

https://twitter.com/SeattlePD/status/898648339293421569

 

Fantastic.

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post #125 of 139
Mike Judge hangs out with that human hemorrhoid?

This ruins everything.
post #126 of 139

my mind was blown when I learned that the screaming guy in Waking Life was Jones!

post #127 of 139
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post

my mind was blown when I learned that the screaming guy in Waking Life was Jones!

He was in A Scanner Darkly as well! Both are likely the only positive contributions to... well, anything... he's ever made.
post #128 of 139
In fact, the third guy with Jones and Judge in that tweet looks a lot like Richard Linklater. Just showing off all the Texan filmmakers he hangs out with?
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post #130 of 139

A whole lot of crazy going on here:

 

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/915707212277968896

 

I'd laugh, but people buy into this crap.

post #131 of 139
I'm a little behind on my alt-right, Neo-Nazi millennial slang. "Antifa" means "antifascist," right? These pukes are against "antifascists," which essentially makes them fascists. They clearly are aware of this, so they abbreviate the word, making them sound less sinister, I guess.

Is that the deal?
post #132 of 139
Pretty much, yeah.
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post #134 of 139
Jones, today, going full tilt racist over the thought of Oprah Winfrey running for President:

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Ladies and gentlemen, I have always broken down the fact that Oprah Winfrey is a top globalist, a top eugenicist, who pushes a one world religion through her private foundation. She’s even got a new age movie coming out to brainwash the children. Well they’ve readied her to run against Trump in 2020 and to fire that campaign up in about a year. But we know the secrets about Oprah Winfrey that they don’t want you to know. There were Associated Press articles, London Guardian (sic) articles, ABC News articles, videos, as well, that they pulled eight years ago, seven years ago, when this news came out. We’re going to break down why Oprah Winfrey will never be elected president of the United States because of the skeletons in her closet.

They want to call Trump a Nazi? Look out, lady, we know what you’re designed to do. You’re the black face to carry out the enslavement of black folks and everybody else.
post #135 of 139
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She’s even got a new age movie coming out to brainwash the children. 

 

Jones appears to be ignorant that Madeline L'Engle, author of A Wrinkle in Time, is Christian. The three Mrs. W's are explicitly called angels in the text.

post #136 of 139
He's counting on his audience having never read it, and it's a safe bet. His core audience is people who eat lead paint chips but don't trust public water flouridation.
post #137 of 139

Even if they read it, it doesn't mention Jesus once (I don't think, it's been a few decades since I read it) so they'd be ready to label it heretical.

 

But I'm sure you're right in that having Jones denounce is enough for them.

post #138 of 139
Jones is pissed Oprah never let him in on The Secret.
post #139 of 139

Milo Yiannopoulos is shilling supplements on InfoWars now:

 

https://www.avclub.com/milo-yiannopoulos-has-been-reduced-to-shilling-supplem-1823205443

 

Quote:
The last time we saw Milo Yiannopolous he was dropping the lawsuit he filed against publisher Simon & Schuster over the cancellation of his book deal. This was despite the fact that the discovery process had already made public the embarrassing notes process in which his increasingly frustrated editor repeatedly dunked all over him.
It wasn’t so long ago that Yiannopolous was a star columnist for Breitbart. For a brief, glittering moment, Yiannopolous managed to parlay this position into many appearances on a number of reputable(ish) outlets, before falling victim to a series of increasingly mortifying self-induced public fiascos. Today, Yiannopolous has resurfaced and, as noticed by writer Ross McCafferty, his latest humiliation finds him at an outlet and with a job much more suited to his non-talents: hawking snake-oil health supplements at InfoWars.
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