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post #1001 of 1040

Sounds like a good story!

post #1002 of 1040

I don't know if I'll ever get past Michael refusing to watch Goodfellas. Is there any possibility we can replace all of his posts by ones from Christopher Plummer? 

post #1003 of 1040
Re Freeman:
It's ok I guess. I had an appointment with a Marine Corp recruiter at like 9:30 in the morning. I was like 21. Ended up at a buddies house. We all got obliterated. I literally drank a whole bottle of SoCo myself. Straight. One-eyed Dale drank a whole bottle of Vodka and puked out in the yard so hard that his glass eye popped out. He spent a good half hour looking for it before he was TKO and spent the rest of the night writhing around in the yard making leaf angels. I hooked up with this girl I knew and since she was way less drunk and my vehicle wasn't there she drove me back to my place and stayed the night and....I'm sure we had fun if I could remember any of it. So I wake up in the morning and it's after 10am. Missed my appointment. Hangover so bad that I cared not. The girl who drove me home starts freaking out because she's late to work and she couldn't find the thong she was wearing. Eventually she remembered me throwing it over the headboard behind my bed. She asked me to get it for her. So I get up and move the night stand and to my horror, there's like 6 other thongs that got back there in the same manner and I didn't know which one was hers.....so I stood up holding all of them with probably the worst shit eating grin on my face. Boy was she pissed. But I couldn't help laughing at how much of an asshole I looked like. So she gets dressed and storms out of my place and that was the last I saw of her. So I eat a couple pop tarts which was a bad idea because I blew chunks immediately and vowed never to drink Southern Comfort again because I'd NEVER had a hangover that bad. So I sober up enough as quick as I can and drive to the recruiter's office and he's already gone for the day. But the Army recruiter was still there so I stumbled on in there and signed up..
post #1004 of 1040
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Originally Posted by MrSaxon View Post
 

I don't know if I'll ever get past Michael refusing to watch Goodfellas. Is there any possibility we can replace all of his posts by ones from Christopher Plummer? 

 

If I've offended anyone by not watching Goodfellas, I sincerely apologize. I have the greatest respect for Martin Scorsese, but when I was younger I didn't really know better. I am committed to getting the best help to understand my cinematic tastes and finding the best ways to express myself without hurting others.

post #1005 of 1040
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Originally Posted by MichaelM View Post

If I've offended anyone by not watching Goodfellas, I sincerely apologize. I have the greatest respect for Martin Scorsese, but when I was younger I didn't really know better. I am committed to getting the best help to understand my cinematic tastes and finding the best ways to express myself without hurting others.
If anyone is ACTUALLY offended by you not watching Goodfellas then they should be the one(s) apologizing to you..
post #1006 of 1040
don't watch it michael!

DIG THOSE HEELS IN!
post #1007 of 1040
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Originally Posted by Fraid uh noman View Post

...The girl who drove me home starts freaking out because she's late to work and she couldn't find the thong she was wearing. Eventually she remembered me throwing it over the headboard behind my bed. She asked me to get it for her. So I get up and move the night stand and to my horror, there's like 6 other thongs that got back there in the same manner and I didn't know which one was hers.....so I stood up holding all of them with probably the worst shit eating grin on my face. Boy was she pissed...

 

 

AHH HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAA!

 

 

My day = made.

post #1008 of 1040
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Originally Posted by Fraid uh noman View Post

Re Freeman:
It's ok I guess. I had an appointment with a Marine Corp recruiter at like 9:30 in the morning. I was like 21. Ended up at a buddies house. We all got obliterated. I literally drank a whole bottle of SoCo myself. Straight. One-eyed Dale drank a whole bottle of Vodka and puked out in the yard so hard that his glass eye popped out. He spent a good half hour looking for it before he was TKO and spent the rest of the night writhing around in the yard making leaf angels. I hooked up with this girl I knew and since she was way less drunk and my vehicle wasn't there she drove me back to my place and stayed the night and....I'm sure we had fun if I could remember any of it. So I wake up in the morning and it's after 10am. Missed my appointment. Hangover so bad that I cared not. The girl who drove me home starts freaking out because she's late to work and she couldn't find the thong she was wearing. Eventually she remembered me throwing it over the headboard behind my bed. She asked me to get it for her. So I get up and move the night stand and to my horror, there's like 6 other thongs that got back there in the same manner and I didn't know which one was hers.....so I stood up holding all of them with probably the worst shit eating grin on my face. Boy was she pissed. But I couldn't help laughing at how much of an asshole I looked like. So she gets dressed and storms out of my place and that was the last I saw of her. So I eat a couple pop tarts which was a bad idea because I blew chunks immediately and vowed never to drink Southern Comfort again because I'd NEVER had a hangover that bad. So I sober up enough as quick as I can and drive to the recruiter's office and he's already gone for the day. But the Army recruiter was still there so I stumbled on in there and signed up..

This?

Better than Goodfellas.
post #1009 of 1040
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Originally Posted by Fraid uh noman View Post
If anyone is ACTUALLY offended by you not watching Goodfellas then they should be the one(s) apologizing to you..

 

I was making fun of the men who have "sorry/not sorry" for the sexual harassment and assault accusations that have emerged, since Saxon was making a play on Spacey being replace by Plummer for ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD.

post #1010 of 1040
That was a mother fuggin story, fraid,
post #1011 of 1040
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Originally Posted by MichaelM View Post

I was making fun of the men who have "sorry/not sorry" for the sexual harassment and assault accusations that have emerged, since Saxon was making a play on Spacey being replace by Plummer for ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD.
Oh. Sorry. You all know I'm tone deaf as hell some times and dumb as a brick at others.

"It's almost 1 in the afternoon....Fraid should be saying something stupid any minute now!"haha
post #1012 of 1040

There's a seat for you here in the Tedious and Literal Club, Fraid. Come on in. We have cookies.

post #1013 of 1040
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Originally Posted by Carnotaur3 View Post

That was a mother fuggin story, fraid,
I'll tell my chicken story sometime when it's appropriate.....if my memory isn't shot and I haven't already..
post #1014 of 1040
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Originally Posted by MichaelM View Post

There's a seat for you here in the Tedious and Literal Club, Fraid. Come on in. We have cookies.
Seems I'm in good company. What qualifies one for tedious and literal when it comes to movies, anyway. I was never clear on that. I asked Agentsands what it meant once but he didn't even look up from his snifter of brandy..
post #1015 of 1040
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Originally Posted by Fraid uh noman View Post

Re Freeman:
It's ok I guess. I had an appointment with a Marine Corp recruiter at like 9:30 in the morning. I was like 21. Ended up at a buddies house. We all got obliterated. I literally drank a whole bottle of SoCo myself. Straight. One-eyed Dale drank a whole bottle of Vodka and puked out in the yard so hard that his glass eye popped out. He spent a good half hour looking for it before he was TKO and spent the rest of the night writhing around in the yard making leaf angels. I hooked up with this girl I knew and since she was way less drunk and my vehicle wasn't there she drove me back to my place and stayed the night and....I'm sure we had fun if I could remember any of it. So I wake up in the morning and it's after 10am. Missed my appointment. Hangover so bad that I cared not. The girl who drove me home starts freaking out because she's late to work and she couldn't find the thong she was wearing. Eventually she remembered me throwing it over the headboard behind my bed. She asked me to get it for her. So I get up and move the night stand and to my horror, there's like 6 other thongs that got back there in the same manner and I didn't know which one was hers.....so I stood up holding all of them with probably the worst shit eating grin on my face. Boy was she pissed. But I couldn't help laughing at how much of an asshole I looked like. So she gets dressed and storms out of my place and that was the last I saw of her. So I eat a couple pop tarts which was a bad idea because I blew chunks immediately and vowed never to drink Southern Comfort again because I'd NEVER had a hangover that bad. So I sober up enough as quick as I can and drive to the recruiter's office and he's already gone for the day. But the Army recruiter was still there so I stumbled on in there and signed up..


make into short film now

post #1016 of 1040
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post


make into short film now
Only if Bradito directs.

I would say Ambler but he might be too serious..
post #1017 of 1040
Thread Starter 

What is wrong with him?

post #1018 of 1040

If this is your way of trying to get me to put out, it's not going to work.

post #1019 of 1040
Thread Starter 

Take a snow day and watch A Fistful of Dollars.

post #1020 of 1040

You'd probably enjoy it a lot more than A Clockwork Orange or Goodfellas! 

post #1021 of 1040

For posterity's sake, I'm now screen grabbing and posting the thread title changes whenever I notice them.

 

post #1022 of 1040
Thread Starter 

The question is...noun or verb?

post #1023 of 1040
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bartleby_Scriven View Post
 

Take a snow day and watch A Fistful of Dollars.

 

I have Monday off! Maybe!

 

(And I may take up Judas on his very generous offer.)

post #1024 of 1040
Thread Starter 

I just remembered you haven't seen Starman.

 

What's wrong with you?

post #1025 of 1040

Deadwood?

 

Also, for posterity, the thread title is now:

 

post #1026 of 1040
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Originally Posted by Bartleby_Scriven View Post
 

I just remembered you haven't seen Starman.

 

What's wrong with you?

I've barely even heard of Starman.

post #1027 of 1040
Thread Starter 

IT'S JOHN CARPENTER

post #1028 of 1040
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Originally Posted by Bartleby_Scriven View Post
 

IT'S JOHN CARPENTER

Who's that?

post #1029 of 1040
Starman is my favorite Carpenter outside of The Thing and They Live.

Michael is the worst and continues to be a nihilist.
post #1030 of 1040

JUST TAKE THE FOUR DOLLARS MAN!

post #1031 of 1040

At least I finally have a thread named after me (courtesy of Saxon).  I no longer have to envy Michael's.

post #1032 of 1040
Thread Starter 

Gonna need some lists. MM's best movies of 2017.

 

Do it.

post #1033 of 1040

Gonna fail you there. I saw very few new releases in 2017, outside the big tentpoles you and I saw together. Certainly not enough for an informed top ten list.

 

It always takes me 2-3 years, at least, to catch up on prestige films.

post #1034 of 1040
Thread Starter 

:(

 

Acknowledge my clever title change.

post #1035 of 1040

I'm sort of in the same boat as Michael. I still need to see a TON of 2017 releases like mother!, Lady Bird, Three Billboards, The Shape of Water, The Big Sick, Phantom Thread, Atomic Blonde and so on. And lord knows when I'll get around to most of those. 

 

Of course, I HAVE seen Goodfellas, A Clockwork Orange and The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

 

;) 

post #1036 of 1040
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Originally Posted by Bartleby_Scriven View Post
 

:(

 

Acknowledge my clever title change.

 

Sorry, my man. Maybe in the next couple of years I'll be able to start watching more newer films as they come out.

 

I still need to watch Moonlight, fer instance. Been sitting in my Amazon Prime queue forever.

 

And here's the title change as of Jan 29 2018:

 

post #1037 of 1040
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MichaelM View Post
 

 

Sorry, my man. Maybe in the next couple of years I'll be able to start watching more newer films as they come out.

 

I still need to watch Moonlight, fer instance. Been sitting in my Amazon Prime queue forever.

 

And here's the title change as of Jan 29 2018:

 

But do you understand the reference?!

post #1038 of 1040

I know the phrase and knew it has a cinematic origin but had to Google it for the exact one.  

 

Sorry.  :(

post #1039 of 1040
Thread Starter 

post #1040 of 1040

I am a huge disappointment, I know.

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