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post #1001 of 1018

Sounds like a good story!

post #1002 of 1018

I don't know if I'll ever get past Michael refusing to watch Goodfellas. Is there any possibility we can replace all of his posts by ones from Christopher Plummer? 

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Re Freeman:
It's ok I guess. I had an appointment with a Marine Corp recruiter at like 9:30 in the morning. I was like 21. Ended up at a buddies house. We all got obliterated. I literally drank a whole bottle of SoCo myself. Straight. One-eyed Dale drank a whole bottle of Vodka and puked out in the yard so hard that his glass eye popped out. He spent a good half hour looking for it before he was TKO and spent the rest of the night writhing around in the yard making leaf angels. I hooked up with this girl I knew and since she was way less drunk and my vehicle wasn't there she drove me back to my place and stayed the night and....I'm sure we had fun if I could remember any of it. So I wake up in the morning and it's after 10am. Missed my appointment. Hangover so bad that I cared not. The girl who drove me home starts freaking out because she's late to work and she couldn't find the thong she was wearing. Eventually she remembered me throwing it over the headboard behind my bed. She asked me to get it for her. So I get up and move the night stand and to my horror, there's like 6 other thongs that got back there in the same manner and I didn't know which one was hers.....so I stood up holding all of them with probably the worst shit eating grin on my face. Boy was she pissed. But I couldn't help laughing at how much of an asshole I looked like. So she gets dressed and storms out of my place and that was the last I saw of her. So I eat a couple pop tarts which was a bad idea because I blew chunks immediately and vowed never to drink Southern Comfort again because I'd NEVER had a hangover that bad. So I sober up enough as quick as I can and drive to the recruiter's office and he's already gone for the day. But the Army recruiter was still there so I stumbled on in there and signed up..
post #1004 of 1018
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Originally Posted by MrSaxon View Post
 

I don't know if I'll ever get past Michael refusing to watch Goodfellas. Is there any possibility we can replace all of his posts by ones from Christopher Plummer? 

 

If I've offended anyone by not watching Goodfellas, I sincerely apologize. I have the greatest respect for Martin Scorsese, but when I was younger I didn't really know better. I am committed to getting the best help to understand my cinematic tastes and finding the best ways to express myself without hurting others.

post #1005 of 1018
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Originally Posted by MichaelM View Post

If I've offended anyone by not watching Goodfellas, I sincerely apologize. I have the greatest respect for Martin Scorsese, but when I was younger I didn't really know better. I am committed to getting the best help to understand my cinematic tastes and finding the best ways to express myself without hurting others.
If anyone is ACTUALLY offended by you not watching Goodfellas then they should be the one(s) apologizing to you..
post #1006 of 1018
don't watch it michael!

DIG THOSE HEELS IN!
post #1007 of 1018
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Originally Posted by Fraid uh noman View Post

...The girl who drove me home starts freaking out because she's late to work and she couldn't find the thong she was wearing. Eventually she remembered me throwing it over the headboard behind my bed. She asked me to get it for her. So I get up and move the night stand and to my horror, there's like 6 other thongs that got back there in the same manner and I didn't know which one was hers.....so I stood up holding all of them with probably the worst shit eating grin on my face. Boy was she pissed...

 

 

AHH HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAA!

 

 

My day = made.

post #1008 of 1018
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Originally Posted by Fraid uh noman View Post

Re Freeman:
It's ok I guess. I had an appointment with a Marine Corp recruiter at like 9:30 in the morning. I was like 21. Ended up at a buddies house. We all got obliterated. I literally drank a whole bottle of SoCo myself. Straight. One-eyed Dale drank a whole bottle of Vodka and puked out in the yard so hard that his glass eye popped out. He spent a good half hour looking for it before he was TKO and spent the rest of the night writhing around in the yard making leaf angels. I hooked up with this girl I knew and since she was way less drunk and my vehicle wasn't there she drove me back to my place and stayed the night and....I'm sure we had fun if I could remember any of it. So I wake up in the morning and it's after 10am. Missed my appointment. Hangover so bad that I cared not. The girl who drove me home starts freaking out because she's late to work and she couldn't find the thong she was wearing. Eventually she remembered me throwing it over the headboard behind my bed. She asked me to get it for her. So I get up and move the night stand and to my horror, there's like 6 other thongs that got back there in the same manner and I didn't know which one was hers.....so I stood up holding all of them with probably the worst shit eating grin on my face. Boy was she pissed. But I couldn't help laughing at how much of an asshole I looked like. So she gets dressed and storms out of my place and that was the last I saw of her. So I eat a couple pop tarts which was a bad idea because I blew chunks immediately and vowed never to drink Southern Comfort again because I'd NEVER had a hangover that bad. So I sober up enough as quick as I can and drive to the recruiter's office and he's already gone for the day. But the Army recruiter was still there so I stumbled on in there and signed up..

This?

Better than Goodfellas.
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Originally Posted by Fraid uh noman View Post
If anyone is ACTUALLY offended by you not watching Goodfellas then they should be the one(s) apologizing to you..

 

I was making fun of the men who have "sorry/not sorry" for the sexual harassment and assault accusations that have emerged, since Saxon was making a play on Spacey being replace by Plummer for ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD.

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That was a mother fuggin story, fraid,
post #1011 of 1018
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Originally Posted by MichaelM View Post

I was making fun of the men who have "sorry/not sorry" for the sexual harassment and assault accusations that have emerged, since Saxon was making a play on Spacey being replace by Plummer for ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD.
Oh. Sorry. You all know I'm tone deaf as hell some times and dumb as a brick at others.

"It's almost 1 in the afternoon....Fraid should be saying something stupid any minute now!"haha
post #1012 of 1018

There's a seat for you here in the Tedious and Literal Club, Fraid. Come on in. We have cookies.

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Originally Posted by Carnotaur3 View Post

That was a mother fuggin story, fraid,
I'll tell my chicken story sometime when it's appropriate.....if my memory isn't shot and I haven't already..
post #1014 of 1018
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Originally Posted by MichaelM View Post

There's a seat for you here in the Tedious and Literal Club, Fraid. Come on in. We have cookies.
Seems I'm in good company. What qualifies one for tedious and literal when it comes to movies, anyway. I was never clear on that. I asked Agentsands what it meant once but he didn't even look up from his snifter of brandy..
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Originally Posted by Fraid uh noman View Post

Re Freeman:
It's ok I guess. I had an appointment with a Marine Corp recruiter at like 9:30 in the morning. I was like 21. Ended up at a buddies house. We all got obliterated. I literally drank a whole bottle of SoCo myself. Straight. One-eyed Dale drank a whole bottle of Vodka and puked out in the yard so hard that his glass eye popped out. He spent a good half hour looking for it before he was TKO and spent the rest of the night writhing around in the yard making leaf angels. I hooked up with this girl I knew and since she was way less drunk and my vehicle wasn't there she drove me back to my place and stayed the night and....I'm sure we had fun if I could remember any of it. So I wake up in the morning and it's after 10am. Missed my appointment. Hangover so bad that I cared not. The girl who drove me home starts freaking out because she's late to work and she couldn't find the thong she was wearing. Eventually she remembered me throwing it over the headboard behind my bed. She asked me to get it for her. So I get up and move the night stand and to my horror, there's like 6 other thongs that got back there in the same manner and I didn't know which one was hers.....so I stood up holding all of them with probably the worst shit eating grin on my face. Boy was she pissed. But I couldn't help laughing at how much of an asshole I looked like. So she gets dressed and storms out of my place and that was the last I saw of her. So I eat a couple pop tarts which was a bad idea because I blew chunks immediately and vowed never to drink Southern Comfort again because I'd NEVER had a hangover that bad. So I sober up enough as quick as I can and drive to the recruiter's office and he's already gone for the day. But the Army recruiter was still there so I stumbled on in there and signed up..


make into short film now

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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post


make into short film now
Only if Bradito directs.

I would say Ambler but he might be too serious..
post #1017 of 1018
Thread Starter 

What is wrong with him?

post #1018 of 1018

If this is your way of trying to get me to put out, it's not going to work.

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