Saving the boards - Page 8
Poll Results: SHOULD THIS PLACE CONTINUE?
94% (122)Yes, we'll continue to support and frequent the site
5% (7)No, we had a great run. I don't have the time or energy
Yeah, he's Canadian.
Several years ago, someone had doxxed him on the boards. It was only on here for five minutes but it was pretty detailed.
I think he was working at McDonalds at the time.
When he mentioned a few days ago that they'd just had Thanksgiving, I knew my stereotypes of nice ol' Canada were shattered.
(Thanksgiving in October! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!)
Thanks for handling that, Nick. Good luck with the move.
I just noticed that Nick said we can call him. I'm imagining how that would go.
"Hello, Nick? This is MrSaxon! Well, my name's actually-"
"MrSaxon from the internet! You've got to stop the Creepy Thin Man!"
"Are you FUCKING HIGH?"
"No, the Creepy Thin Man is Up Yours and-"
"No, up yours, buddy!"
*Nick slams phone down and I instantly regret not just sending an email*
"Errr....hello....who is this?"
"My name is [REDACTED], but you know me better as Overlord."
[LONG PERIOD OF SILENCE]
"Okay, that's great. What's up?"
"Just checking in. How's the daughter? I know your family has had some rough times in the last few years, just wanted to let you know I'm here if you want to grab some Subway or hang out."
"Where do you live?"
"Orange County, California."
"Pretty far away dude. Why are you calling, again?"
"You said "call anytime." I was bored of collecting gifs to post on CHUD, just thought I'd drop a line."
"What time is it over there?"
"I don''t know. 10:00 ish."
"It's two in the morning here. What was your user name?"
"Uhhh ... Jacknifejohnny .... man, Fury Road and Jurassic World were shitty films and people just can't get enough circlejerking about them, can they? So fucking mainstream. Amirite?"
Just use Last Call Return next time he drunk dials you.
Some good points here.