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TheSpark Pregnancy Test

post #1 of 4
7/31/01 at 1:30am
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http://test.thespark.com/pregnancytest/


According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 11 lbs. 12 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 2%
Most likely defect: club-foot


whoohoooo,im gonna have a club foot baby!

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post #2 of 4
7/31/01 at 2:26am
Oh my God, run for your life, you're pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

4 children.

Here are some stats about that kid you've got coming down the pipe:


Sex: female
Birth weight: 5 lbs. 11 oz.
Length at birth: 8 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 13%
Most likely defect: runny nose
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post #3 of 4
7/31/01 at 12:10pm
You don't need to be worried about the club foot, Dylan, you need to worry about an 11 pound baby that's 5 inches long.
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post #4 of 4
8/1/01 at 6:36pm
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I am a guy. And one that is obviously going to have 3 kids. Yeah,i guess i would be more afraid of a 5 inch almost 12 pound baby. That would look really creepy. It would be a dwarf baby.

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"Muff diving without The Pussy Snorkel is like scuba diving without air tanks!"
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