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post #1 of 21
8/2/01 at 1:41am
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_364138.html

Organisers of National Orgasm Day hope it will lead to more women enjoying sex.

Bosses at Anne Summers say they set up the event because research showed many women were not having orgasms.

Their survey claims 70% of women have never reached a real climax and 80% of those regularly fake orgasms.

It also found 76% of women are likely to suffer sexual problems at some point in their lives.

Ann Summers experts say the main causes of less-than-passionate sex are tiredness and stress. They warn women should not be tempted to fake it or their partners will never learn what they really want.

The day has been marked with balloon releases at stores across the country.

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That is horrifying! 70% of those women never reached orgasm. Granted, its probably a small survey, but damn....thats still alot!!
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post #2 of 21
8/2/01 at 2:21am
I know not what course others may take, but as for me, I am willing to do my part for the ladies.

I figure the 30% who have, have "known"
ol Will.

I have read about this organization before. I believe their theme song is the great soul classic by Sam and Dave. Its called "Hold on, I'm Coming."

I would not think this is going to be a big deal for men. After all, how can you keep the interest of men, whose motto seems to be, "Hey babe!" I got mine. Next time, pay attention!"

This is not a man's problem. Men can be walking down the beach, see a very hot women and reach climax right there on the spot.

Women have the "G" spot, which stands for, "Gee! I don't know where that sweet spot is."

Men always know. (That's why the keep grabing it, so they don't forget where it is.)

Men haven't got a "G spot." Men have an "E" spot.

The "E" stands for Earth, As long as we're standing or lying close to it, men cum. Quickly too.

The way I look at it, premature ejaculation is not a man's problem. No! Its a woman's problem. "Shit baby, I'm done. We can go home now."

"You didn't make it again? Damn girl, you to take more vitamins or something."

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post #3 of 21
8/2/01 at 2:22am
I know not what course others may take, but as for me, I am willing to do my part for the ladies.

I figure the 30% who have, have "known"
ol Will.

I have read about this organization before. I believe their theme song is the great soul classic by Sam and Dave. Its called "Hold on, I'm Coming."

I would not think this is going to be a big deal for men. Aafter all, how can you keep the interest of men, whose motto seems to be, "Hey babe!" I got mine. Next time, pay attention!"

This is not a man's problem. Men can be walking down the beach, see a very hot women and reach climax right there on the spot.

Women have the "G" spot, which stands for, "Gee! I don't know where that sweet spot is."

Men always know. (That's why the keep grabing it, so they don't forget where it is.)

Men haven't got a "G spot." Men have an "E" spot.

The "E" stands for Earth, As long as we're standing or lying close to it, men cum. Quickly too.

The way I look at it, premature ejaculation is not a man's problem. No! Its a woman's problem. "Shit baby, I'm done. We can go home now."

"You didn't make it again? Damn girl, you to take more vitamins or something."

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post #4 of 21
8/2/01 at 2:24am
Wow! I guess you could call that a multiple postgasim. Anybody got a cigarette"

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post #5 of 21
8/2/01 at 3:47pm
i do! is it too late or are you spent will?
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post #6 of 21
8/2/01 at 3:55pm
I really don't understand women who fake orgasms. They are just cheating themselves of one of the best experiences in life. These are probably also women who have never masturbated. If you can't "pleasure" yourself, then you can't expect anybody else to.

And on a side note, what does releasing balloons have to do with National Orgasm Day? They should be handing out free vibrators!

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post #7 of 21
8/2/01 at 4:32pm
Personally, I have never had a problem pleasing the women. I know most guys are out there to "get their rock on" and then be done.

I believe more women will be more satified if they have a man that uses more foreplay. Its all about the pre-sex that a lot of women are missing.

Most guys that I know have the "wham bam thank you mam" attitude. Its all about the foreplay.

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post #8 of 21
8/2/01 at 6:37pm
It's not only the second motion that's important, but the first. If you don't do the first motion right you can't possibly get the second motion right.

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post #9 of 21
8/2/01 at 7:07pm
mmmm....band camp...need I say more?
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post #10 of 21
8/3/01 at 2:43am
I'll donate my sperm for the cause of making women orgasm. Any takers?

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post #11 of 21
8/3/01 at 11:59am
I think there are maybe 8 women in the world who don't want foreplay...they prefer to skip straight to the main event.
Strangely, I've dated 3 of them.
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post #12 of 21
8/3/01 at 12:12pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by prala:
its not really the motion that counts. its the [/i]rhythm[/i] of the motion. as a side note, bass players have the best rhythm. drummers are a close second.

now we all know why prala got into the music business.

...and guitarists?
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post #13 of 21
8/3/01 at 1:55pm
that's cold...cold.

But I'll set you straight. See, guitarists have got the rhythm too, but they can also play lead, and you don't see many hands more deft than a lead guitarists...Plus, there's the whammy bar.

Catch the drift?
hehe, the only problem is, guitarists also usually have the biggest egos. Aside from front men, whom we already established as overrated.
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post #14 of 21
8/3/01 at 2:54pm
LOL

No.
I just thought it would be humorous to propagate the musical ability/sexual ability metaphor.
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post #15 of 21
8/3/01 at 3:35pm
whammy bar

lol

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post #16 of 21
8/3/01 at 4:13pm
Foreplay helps to get women physically ready for an orgasm, but I think a women's mental state has more to do with it. If a woman isn't mentally prepared or doesn't feel relaxed with the man she's with, no amount of foreplay is going to help.

DJ, what does your sperm have to do with giving someone an orgasm? Please go back to fourth grade and retake the Sex Ed class.

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post #17 of 21
8/3/01 at 4:21pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Diva:
DJ, what does your sperm have to do with giving someone an orgasm? Please go back to fourth grade and retake the Sex Ed class.
He's actually looking forward to taking that class next year.
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post #18 of 21
8/12/01 at 11:28pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Diva:
And on a side note, what does releasing balloons have to do with National Orgasm Day? They should be handing out free vibrators!
Diva Speaks...The World listens:

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_370780.html

Organisers of a New Zealand erotica expo have handed out 1,000 vibrators on the streets of Auckland.

Following on from the UK's National Orgasm Day, Erotica Expo took to the streets to raise awareness of International Orgasm Day.

Fiona Gibb, from Erotica Expo, said it was important for adults not to be inhibited by the sleazy image which often surrounds sex toys.

"One of my staff saw information about the UK's Orgasm Day advertised on the internet. It's relatively close to our Expo in November so we decided to use it over here as a sort of promotion," Fiona told Ananova.

From a spot at the bottom of Auckland's main street, Erotica Expo goodie bags containing vibrators and orgasmatrons were handed out to passers-by.

"It was absolutely fantastic. We are not backwards in coming forwards down here," added Fiona.

New Zealand's second Erotica Adult Concepts & Lifestyle Expo 2001 will be held from November 8 to 11 in Auckland


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post #19 of 21
8/13/01 at 1:02am
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Shelby:
Diva Speaks...The World listens
Finally someone recognizes my greatness!

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post #20 of 21
8/13/01 at 1:15am
Hey, wasn't the Orgasmatron in Flash Gordan?

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post #21 of 21
8/13/01 at 4:47pm
Thank you prala. That is all we have ever asked for from women.

I cannot for the life of me understand faking it or not ARRIVING and not saying anything, like, "Hey! Where the hell do you think you're going? You have work to finish right here and unless you enjoy being tortured for the next month you best get back here and finish that job. Otherwise you may find yourself inncapable of reaching the finish line yourself, from now on out.

If you are woman and haven't or doesn't regularly, then you need to work on your communications skills. Remember how dumb you used to think guys were? Well, by and large we are!

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