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http://english.sohu.com/20010417/fil...46,100031.html

"Redheads "are Neanderthals", scientists believe

London (dpa) - Red hair may be the genetic legacy of Neanderthals, according to a new study by British scientists.

Researchers at the John Radcliffe Institute of Molecular Medicine in Oxford were quoted by The Times Monday as saying the so-called ginger gene" which gives people red hair, fair skin and freckles could be up to 100,000 years old.

They claim that their discovery points to the gene having originated in Neanderthal man who lived in Europe for 200,000 years before Homo sapien settlers, the ancestors of modern man, arrived from Africa about 40,000 years ago.

Rosalind Harding, the research team leader, told The Times: The gene is certainly older than 50,000 years and it could be as old as 100,000 years.

An explanation is that it comes from Neanderthals." It is estimated that at least 10 per cent of Scots have red hair and a further 40 per cent carry the gene responsible, which could account for their once fearsome reputation as fighters.

Neanderthals have been characterised as migrant hunters and violent cannibals who probably ate most of their meat raw. They were taller and stockier than Homo sapiens, but with shorter limbs, bigger faces and noses, receding chins and low foreheads.

The two species overlapped for a period of time and the Oxford research appears to suggests that they must have successfully interbred for the ginger gene" to survive. Neanderthals became extinct about 28,000 years ago, the last dying out in southern Spain and southwest France. "

Well of course they interbred. I mean, we've all seen Julianne Moore in "Short Cuts" and "Boogie Nights."
post #2 of 21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by prala:
good thing i dyed my hair black last night.
Did you dye it down there too?

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post #3 of 21
Ha!im not a redhead. How old is the freakishly dark brown hair gene?

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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

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post #4 of 21
Great. I just found out I am attracted to Neanderthals.

It's one of those days/weeks/months...
post #5 of 21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by prala:
do you really want to know?
You're in a room filled with movie loving computer geeks. What do you think?
post #6 of 21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by prala:
we aren't?

hahaha. My thoughts exactly...

you just beat me to it
post #7 of 21
Speaking of redheads:

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_366214.html

Red-headed women 'more likely to be unfaithful'

Women who dye their hair red are more likely to cheat on their partners, according to a new survey.

A study of Italian women by hair treatment producer Dermoline claims "there is a strong correspondence between a woman's hair colour and the trend to cheat on their partner".

Copper-red hair makes women feel more confident and willing to cheat, it says.

News2000 website reports other degrees of red are equally dangerous, while women who dye their hair blonde or brown are more likely to remain faithful.

Italian sexologist Willy Pasini confirmed "women associate new hair colours and make-up with sexual adventures".
Of course this would come out after I just dyed my hair red...

post #8 of 21
Heh heh Shelby. I think that's Will's cue...
post #9 of 21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by prala:
hey, its like we switched hair colors. what fun.
Hmm, this wouldn't have anything to do with the results of the Sex Test would it?

post #10 of 21
I just switched scalps with grendel.
post #11 of 21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Blofeld:
I just switched scalps with grendel.
He tricked you, he only gave you one of his hairy palms.
post #12 of 21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by prala:
hey, its like we switched hair colors. what fun.
Yea! I remember thinking that when you posted it in the vanity thread. I went from black to red, and you from red to black. Within days of each other too...



post #13 of 21
Hey, I'm the perv here.

And I did ask a question and got another question in return.

C'mon your killing me here.

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post #14 of 21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by prala:
i must admit to be addicted to dying my hair.....

Ah gawd. This is the first time in 4 years that I have dyed it. But before that, I was re-dying my hair every few months. Best story (or worst depending on your humor):

I had reddish blond hair(dyed), decided to go black. Thats cool because black covers everything up, so all was well. Well, about 3 months later I got tired of looking like a goth so I got the blondest blond, which usually turns my hair a reddish color. I didnt know that you had to bleach the old dye out of my hair first. So anyway, I dyed my hair, but it only took on the natural part of my hair, which was about 3 inches of roots. So not I have about 3in of red/blonde hair and the rest black. So I go buy some bleach. I bleach my hair which then turns the black orange, and the red/blonde white. So I looked like a f*cking clown. I finally dyed it a dark dark red, and that took. Except for one section underneath my hair that turned a purple color.

3 months later I dyed it dark brown (natural color) and that was the last time I dyed it ...until last week

[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 08-06-2001).]
post #15 of 21
My ex recently emailed me that she discovered what her natural haircolour was (she hasn't known since age 13): red.
I think she discovered this because over the last few years, every time I've seen her, it's been shorter and shorter. She probably shaved it bald a few months ago and it's growing back now.

BTW, Shelby is sweetness and light incarnate. She's not a perv. She's innocent.
No, really.
post #16 of 21
Blofeld, have I told you lately how much you rock?

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post #17 of 21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Shelby:
Speaking of redheads:

Of course this would come out after I just dyed my hair red...


Eyeball is right Shelby. You know what they say about good looking, sexy, older guys? Well, neither do I, but I figured if I am going to get lucky with Shelby I got start someplace.

My hair isn't red, but it isn't grey either. However, I can be a neanderthal. I like to monkey around, you know??? &lt;wink&gt; &lt;wink&gt;

Okay, you can relax. Its just my reputation as a dude, as I believe Farmer Ted said in 16 Candles.

You are safe as you probably know I am all talk and don't cheat, and even more so, If you could overpower me and take me, you'd still have to overcome the mileage that seperates us.

I guess you're just out of luck! Sorry, Shel! Will you be OK?

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post #18 of 21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by girlcreeture:
Blofeld, have I told you lately how much you rock?

Wha........... wha..........t BLOFELD??? Rocks?????

WTF!!!!!!!!!


creetch, I am so betrayed by this! The pain, the shame! Blofeld rocks? Does Johnnie know??

Blofeld, you dog! You cad................ You Dude you, Whoa! Way to go. You rock dude!

Wait! What was creetch talking about????

Oh shit she was talking about his post.

(pause, two, three, four)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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post #19 of 21
You haven't, creetch. Thanks!

Will, I'm gonna fucking eat and drink you out of house and home!
post #20 of 21
No need to get all excited Will, Johnny knows of the "mutual understanding" between Blofeld and I, and NO there aren't any photos

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post #21 of 21
I thought this thread was about Katherine Hepburn.
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