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Exteme Elvis

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http://extremeelvis.com/

Ugh. Eww. I dont know what else to say...

[WORK WARNING: Fat guy mostly in underwear but sometimes naked]

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From SPIN MAGAZINE July 2001 | EXPOSURE SECTION

In San Francisco, there is a performer named eXtreme Elvis who shits onstage and then eats that shit. He shows up unannounced at karaoke bars, sheds every bit of his costume except his silver framed sunglasses and gold TCB necklace, and chases patrons around the room, naked and fat and sweating profusely, while belting out Elvis standards. He performs with a very good backup band in small clubs around the city. He is always looking for new ways to provoke the crowd: At a benefit show last December, he peed on Christmas presents for poor kids. "You have to make bodily contact with the audience," says the portly 34-year-old performer. He is sitting in a dingy bar on the outskirts of the city's Tenderloin district, his face flushed from the amyl nitrate he inhales every few minutes. "If you want to give people a powerful experience, you can't be afraid to shed a little blood and whatnot."
Lovely.


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I now have to go poke my eyes out with scalding fire pokers thanks to you.

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