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Ok, so you dont want any more breast talk? Here is some penis talk...

post #1 of 8
8/7/01 at 2:07am
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Lingam Gnosis: The Ancient Art of Penis Reading

http://www.backdoor.com/thenumber/penis1.html

THE FIRST PAGE is ok (small illustration but no one would be able to make it out). If you are at work, or opposed to looking at male parts, DO NOT go further than page one.

[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 08-07-2001).]
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post #2 of 8
8/7/01 at 3:05am
None of these descriptions sound particularly flattering:

[b]Earth penises are relatively easy to identify as they resemble tuberous vegetables yams, potatoes, turnips etc. Oh, I almost forgot to mention, if he's carrying one of these brutes in his Calvins, chances are he aint too bright.[b]

It is common for an air penis to have a bend or a dip in its length, and just as this penis is often not quite straight, the owner of an air type penis is the most likely of all the types to have bisexual tendencies

Fire is the most masculine of the elements, and a fire penis always correlates with an aggressive, assertive, controlling nature. A typical fire penis is thick, straight, symmetrical and smooth, though not especially long.

Water is the most feminine of the elements, and, accordingly, water type penises are often small, soft and feminine in appearance.

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post #3 of 8
8/7/01 at 3:46am
Geez, I hope you girls can grow out of this phase of just looking at us guys because of our penis' or is it peni?

I really hate when some girl just can't take her eyes offa little Will when I am trying to have a conversation with her and she is rudely checking out my "member-ship" as it were.

We are not just pieces of meat you know! Well, I guess little Will is, but I mean guys in general, not "we" as in little Will and myself.

Okay, well maybe Blofeld and Dylan are just pieces of meat like little Will, but I meant most guys.

Okay, so some guys ARE like little Will in a lot of ways, but most of us aren't. Okay, I am not. Well, okay, most of the time I am not. Okay, I guess we are after all.

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[This message has been edited by Will (edited 08-07-2001).]
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post #4 of 8
8/7/01 at 1:00pm
Why would you laugh at someone like Blofeld, who is always kind and considerate?

Okay, Blo: That was mean on my part and I now owe you an even better dinner. Shit, if I can't control myself I will wind up going broke on just what I'll owe you in dinners.

One thing,okay, I also read what prala posted and when you come out here, no "air penis shit," Okay?

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If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot at it?
http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
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post #5 of 8
8/7/01 at 2:37pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by prala:
gee, will....that's not nice.

however, i must say "air penis"----&gt;the new line of nike vibrators?
prala, I tried, I really tried not to, but....


"Just do it?"



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If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot at it?
http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
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post #6 of 8
8/7/01 at 3:55pm
All right everybody, quit dicking around. If things stay like this we're sure to cock everything up. First Will gives Blofeld the shaft, and then prala bones things up with another pun. I say we erect a monument to our newfound peace.
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post #7 of 8
8/7/01 at 6:55pm
You aren't just dickin around you Pud chewers, Oops,Chud, there's another Will misspelling, I guess.

I guess we could say Blofeld is the original 4 inch pole nobody wants to touch, but better not. He's nuts, anyway. I taught Blo how to grow tomatoes, now he'sscotem.

I asked him why and he said because he likes skin. Said he did it forskin.

I guess I'll be hung if I hang around here. I better log off and go.

I'll have to Crank it up some I guess!


Damn, I love this thread.


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If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot at it?
http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?

[This message has been edited by Will (edited 08-07-2001).]
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post #8 of 8
8/7/01 at 8:52pm
Ok, that's creepy. Why would someone want to read penises for a living.

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