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post #1 of 27
8/8/01 at 2:26pm
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While I like Seltzer water a lot, less salt than soda, I have to say I do like cider.

There are many kinds, but those who truly know, also know the one and only best cider, is Dickens. Oh, yes!

Dicken's Cider is so satisfying, there is nothing like it.

I think coming home after a hard days work to enjoy a little Dicken's cider, is what makes it all worthwhile.

I found out if you are having a cold spell, there is nothing finer than a little warm Dicken's Cider.

It you want, you can leave some out for a while and then you can enjoy some hard Dicken's cider. Ahhhhh.

Yep, say what you will about your Pepsi and Root beer and the like. Given the choice, I always perfer a little Dicken's cider.

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post #2 of 27
8/8/01 at 2:31pm
A small province in china makes a great powdered orange drink, it's called POON TANG.
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post #3 of 27
8/8/01 at 2:34pm
Will really hates it when he gets a flat Dicken's Cider.
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post #4 of 27
8/8/01 at 2:48pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Refrozen Seabass:
She only says this because she's never had a Dicken's Cider.
heh.

Wait til she rereads it!



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post #5 of 27
8/8/01 at 3:36pm
Will needs a good stiff Dickens.

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post #6 of 27
8/8/01 at 3:44pm
Cider
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post #7 of 27
8/8/01 at 3:58pm
Will is so old, he needs a little help getting his Dicken's Cider.

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post #8 of 27
8/8/01 at 4:10pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by AlKindzSky:
And Will, you're not funny
ALK?? What? What? What? Why the last thing I want is a girl who is unhappy about having Dickens' cider. I'll try and straighten it out for you, if I can.

Gawd, I am so shameless!

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post #9 of 27
8/8/01 at 4:34pm
Damn Will, took me a minute to get it. You are really in need of some lovin eh?

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post #10 of 27
8/8/01 at 7:32pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by AlKindzSky:
Yeah, his houseboy must really be slacking off. It's hard to find good help nowadays, isn't Ol' Will?

[This message has been edited by AlKindzSky (edited 08-08-2001).]

Indeed it is, my little kumquat!

I probably get no more than five or six offers a week, to move in with me. Its tough I tell you! Sigh!

Now if I could only get women to feel that way about me.

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post #11 of 27
8/8/01 at 7:33pm
Maybe if you offered them your Dicken's Cider?
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post #12 of 27
8/8/01 at 8:05pm
I like the kind of double espresso that will start a diesel rig.

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post #13 of 27
8/8/01 at 8:20pm
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kronos, a little Dicken's cider will do that easily. For me anyway.

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post #14 of 27
8/8/01 at 9:04pm
Dickens Cider. Haha, that cracks me up.

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post #15 of 27
8/9/01 at 6:58am
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Well, I learned as young lad that when it comes to your girlfriend never fight with her over what she wants. No, just dicker!

Although/ I guess you could offer her some nice Dicken's cider.

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post #16 of 27
8/9/01 at 7:10am
Well, I only get a Dickens' Cider after I let her put roses on the piano and tulips on my organ - Right Will?
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post #17 of 27
8/10/01 at 1:14am
Sobe Green Tea
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post #18 of 27
8/10/01 at 9:40am
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Nick Nunziata:
Sobe Green Tea
Keeper: Right!

The other beverages mentioned are great, but still I maintain, nothing beats a good Dicken's cider!

Can anyone really disagree?

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post #19 of 27
8/10/01 at 7:10pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by OmegaMan:
A small province in china makes a great powdered orange drink, it's called POON TANG.
I thought this was funny

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post #20 of 27
8/10/01 at 7:48pm
Sake!

KAN-PAI!!

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post #21 of 27
8/10/01 at 10:04pm
I...I just, um, like to have sex.
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post #22 of 27
8/11/01 at 12:07am
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Torn, You da man! Then have some Dicken's cider!

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post #23 of 27
8/11/01 at 12:12am
Heh...

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post #24 of 27
8/11/01 at 3:09am
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by AlKindzSky:
I think's it's very noble of Nick and Cliff to keep this topic clean and fun as it should be.
I would think that too, but the thread started off in such a way that made it impossible for me to forget about my Dickens' Cider.

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post #25 of 27
8/12/01 at 11:02pm
I heard the Dicken's cider (fake) commercial a while back on a radio station. Its MUCJ funnier when you hear it. You dont get the same giggles when you read it
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post #26 of 27
8/13/01 at 1:19am
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TheOutlawTorn:
I...I just, um, like to have sex.
Let me guess, she had some Dicken's Cider?



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post #27 of 27
8/14/01 at 11:09am
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If you ask me, this product is so good that I think all women should try a little more Dicken's Cider.

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