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Can Any of The Lovely Chuddettes Confirm This?

post #1 of 19
Thread Starter 
http://home.pchome.com.tw/world/kgbts/orgasm.htm

Waiting for Will to volunteer in this eXXXperiment.

[This message has been edited by ccubed (edited 08-09-2001).]
post #2 of 19
Hahahaha. Thats kinda retarded.

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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

"Muff diving without The Pussy Snorkel is like scuba diving without air tanks!"
post #3 of 19
Kinda like you, DJ.

I've seen that site years ago, but it's still pretty damn funny. I would say it must suck being a guy, but then again the trade off is that men can pretty much have an orgasm at will. Whereas many women have a hard tome reaching an orgasm, if at all. Luckily, I don't have that problem.

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Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
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Smile. It makes people wonder what you've been up to!
post #4 of 19
I'm decidedly male, and I can confirm this.
post #5 of 19
I think I would get dehydrated pretty quick if I were to have a woman's orgasm with my present equipment. It would get messy.

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It's a communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!
post #6 of 19
Not a trade-off program, more like a bartering arrangement.

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It's a communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!
post #7 of 19
I am at the beach and stuck with my laptop and a 56 K modem connection and this bastard won't load. I'll have to wait til I get home to see it and tell you if I can offer up my body for the good of mankind, or woman kind, again.

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"I drank what?"
--Socrates
http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
post #8 of 19
okay...that was too damn funny! I had never seen this...
Will you are missing out!
post #9 of 19
Without having seen the site, if there is a button for female orgasim, I may not want to go to the site and besides that is probably why its taking so damn long to load the site.

I better spend 30 minutes listening to the site complain about its fellow sites, especially those sites that are younger and those with more features.

We then have to reassure our sites that it is the prettiest site we have seen and not only that it is the smartest, then we have wait forever for the site to warm up and afterwords we have to be thoughtful with the site and wait for it to calm down, and we better not turn the ball game on while we are waiting.

IF our download isn't accepted our sites may get a bit bloated about every now and then with too much data. Where they only seem interesting in uploading in the buss port while we seem to prefer the old communications port now and then. Jewish sites have a horrible reputation in this regard, although I have not found this to be always true.

I always though just having enough cable was the trick, but some sites almost work better on a wireless system.

I also find it interseting when you can hook two sites up in tandem, however those times seem rare indeed. Damnit!

A word of advice, never mention how great its sister site is looking or really ever notice another site. A guy could lose his hard drive that way.

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"I drank what?"
--Socrates
http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
post #10 of 19
Yep! That is one big reason old Will is so loved!

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"I drank what?"
--Socrates
http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
post #11 of 19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by capteucalyptus:
What does Will have to say about this?
Well it took four days for that response to happen. I thought it would be posted much sooner.

prala: You rock! *hee hee* Point and click.


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Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
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Smile. It makes people wonder what you've been up to!
post #12 of 19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Diva:
Well it took four days for that response to happen. I thought it would be posted much sooner.

prala: You rock! *hee hee* Point and click.



Hey! I've been at the beach house and not really into posting that much. I am back for a few days, so buckle your seatbelt.


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"I drank what?"
--Socrates
http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
post #13 of 19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Refrozen Seabass:
Something like "mh? mhf mmm hmmmf!"
The last time that happend he said "mh? mhf mmm hmmmf! Oh! my eye."

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It's a communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!
post #14 of 19
Thread Starter 
Rocking the boat? Polishing the pearl? Palm piloting? Making the beast with ONE back? Make 7 up yours? 2 Finger Spelunking? Nubbin' nabbin'? Netherlip Thumb rasslin?...
post #15 of 19
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by prala:
"not with my brand new hello kitty vibrator i don't!!!"

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconVall...k_vibrator.htm

The advertizing for this product ought to be, "Let the Hello Kitty vibrator whiska you away!"

Or

Now guys aren't the only ones who want a little pussy!

or

When this kitty purrs, so will you!

or

Ladies! This is one kitty who will "fix" you!

or

Get your little kitty to come whenever you want.


Geez! I think I missed my calling. Oh well! It's Madison Avenue's loss.

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OMG! Will's closing in on 5,000 posts!
I sure hope he posts that same old hyperlink! http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
post #16 of 19
prala, email on its way to you.
post #17 of 19
You could always go with the Japanese...

For the Women:
Juu-man sasoku = 10,000 rubs
For the Men:
Man sasoku = 1,000 rubs

It's true isn't it?
post #18 of 19
I looked at it again, its actually kinda funny.

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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

"Muff diving without The Pussy Snorkel is like scuba diving without air tanks!"
post #19 of 19
I could make a feline towrds that, but I won't.
(Damn! I wish I could type. I should correct the above, but I am not going to.)
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OMG! Will's closing in on 5,000 posts!
I sure hope he posts that same old hyperlink! http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?

[This message has been edited by Will (edited 08-21-2001).]
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