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Email message from DJ Dylan to me.

post #1 of 20
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I received the following email message from DJ DYlan today. Thought I'd pass it on.
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Hey Will:

I met this beautiful girl last night. She invited me back to her place and we had the greatest steamiest sex ever. Actually, it wasn't really the greatest sex ever, it was more like medium-great sex, and well, she didn't exactly invite me back to her place, I sort of followed her to a McDonald's. To be factual, we didn't actually have sex per se, but we came very very close. You see we were fondling each other pretty intensely... well, actually, I was fondling her, she wasn't fondling me... well, really, I wasn't so much fondling per se, our bodies just got very close together. To be honest, I just sort of brushed into her while we were both in line. Accidentally. But it was great, really hot and sensual you know? Actually, to be specific, it wasn't really her that I brushed into, it was really the back of the chair she sat down in. Although, the chair was on the other side the room you see. And I was sort of leaning my own chair on the opposite wall. We were connecting and all though! And we did make eye contact several times.
Well, not eye contact exactly. She sort of caught me staring at her, got that frightened lil' bird look in her eyes and got up and ran out of the place. I would have caught up with her too, had she not flagged down that Police car. I fail to see how all this constitutes "stalking" though. I mean, come on, give me a break here. But anyway, wow! What a night. What a night. If all goes well here, I
should be making my next post on my further adventures in 90-120 days; the delay will be up to the Judge, I guess...
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Okay, well I didn't the message from Dylan today. It was yesterday! Well okay, not really. I didn't actually get it from him, but when I saw it, I thought of him!

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"I drank what?"
--Socrates
http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
post #2 of 20
Hey Will, the judge let me off easy. He said I could not be seen around any females for 1 month. Not too bad I guess.

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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

"Muff diving without The Pussy Snorkel is like scuba diving without air tanks!"
post #3 of 20
Thread Starter 
Ah Dylan, he didn't mention anything about sheep though, so I guess you're still in business!

Hang in there!

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"I drank what?"
--Socrates
http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
post #4 of 20
Hehe Robbo.

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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

"Muff diving without The Pussy Snorkel is like scuba diving without air tanks!"
post #5 of 20
Thread Starter 
Dylan, you've been baaah-aaad!

Well he IS Canadian.

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"I drank what?"
--Socrates
http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
post #6 of 20
isn't it more like "baaahaad maaaary kaaate, baaahaad aassshleeey"?
post #7 of 20
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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kiki37:
isn't it more like "baaahaad maaaary kaaate, baaahaad aassshleeey"?
Hehe! OOOoooooo I like the way you think. Now THAT was funny!



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"I drank what?"
--Socrates
http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
post #8 of 20
http://dj.dylan.wasarrested.com/sheep

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Sheep Molester DJ Dylan arrested.

Wednesday, August 15, 2001

USA, (WASARRESTED) -- DJ Dylan is currently being held in custody on his third animal abuse offense.

Dylan was captured late last night after farmer Jim-Bob was awakened by the sound of crying sheep. "These are not just sheep", said Jim-Bob. "These are my pets; family pets. I love these sheep and to have them molested like this, by a person other than me, is totally unacceptable."

Dylan was quoted as saying: "But the sheep are so soft and wooley," immediately before he was put into custody.

The sheep molester was apprehended on a local farm just outside town.


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Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
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Smile. It makes people wonder what you've been up to!
post #9 of 20
Hey,you should check out www.dylan.friedman.isgay.com

its the exact same kinda thing

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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

"Muff diving without The Pussy Snorkel is like scuba diving without air tanks!"
post #10 of 20
So that explains your obsession with Will!

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Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
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Smile. It makes people wonder what you've been up to!
post #11 of 20
Thread Starter 
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Diva:
So that explains your obsession with Will!


Diva: I am more interested in YOUR obsession with Will. I mean I kind of understand and all, but can you explain it to me? Is it the keen mind? The fabulous body? What exactly is this fasination and fixation on an older guy????


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OMG! Will's closing in on 5,000 posts!
I sure hope he posts that same old hyperlink! http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?

[This message has been edited by Will (edited 08-16-2001).]
post #12 of 20
Two words: Sugar Daddy!!!!!



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Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
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Smile. It makes people wonder what you've been up to!
post #13 of 20
Thread Starter 
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Diva:
Two words: Sugar Daddy!!!!!


I have no problem with that!

It works for me!

Want a Mercedes little girl?

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OMG! Will's closing in on 5,000 posts!
I sure hope he posts that same old hyperlink! http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?

[This message has been edited by Will (edited 08-16-2001).]
post #14 of 20
Jeez. I think nick should make a forum for you two.

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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

"Muff diving without The Pussy Snorkel is like scuba diving without air tanks!"
post #15 of 20
Thread Starter 
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by flyers130:
It took 1486 posts, but I finally laughed at a DJ Dylan post...

...well, I've laughed at 'em before, but more for the misspellings and Olsen twin lusting. This time it was actually at his joke.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

Yes way, flyers.



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OMG! Will's closing in on 5,000 posts!
I sure hope he posts that same old hyperlink! http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
post #16 of 20
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Will:
Hehe! OOOoooooo I like the way you think. Now THAT was funny!


glad i could tickle your funny bone Will...every once in a while I can pull it out of no where...shock myself with my wit!
post #17 of 20
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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kiki37:

glad i could tickle your funny bone Will...every once in a while I can pull it out of no where...shock myself with my wit!

That's better than Dylan when he shits himself on a walk.


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OMG! Will's closing in on 5,000 posts!
I sure hope he posts that same old hyperlink! http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
post #18 of 20
YES!!! I finally made someone laugh at a joke of mine. WHOOHA!

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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

"Muff diving without The Pussy Snorkel is like scuba diving without air tanks!"
post #19 of 20
The sad part is that Dylan wasn't trying to make a joke. He's just trying to play it off like he did now that someone finds himn fuuny.

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Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
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Smile. It makes people wonder what you've been up to!
post #20 of 20
You are so wrong. It was a joke. I did mean for it to be funny.

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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

"Muff diving without The Pussy Snorkel is like scuba diving without air tanks!"
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