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Doctors grow penis on arm

post #1 of 10
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http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2001/08/10/12267.html <--- picture at site

WORK WARNING! I mean, the guy has a penis growing out of his arm, definate work warning

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">16-year-old guy Malik was ready to make up with the idea he will never be a real man. But the doctors gave the hope back to him.

The guy was deprived of his genitals when peeing. The urine spurt incidentally got on the bald wire. The current rush caused so much damage to the sexual organ that it had to be amputated. The guy’s relatives did not want to make up with that fate and started searching for some medical institution that could bring the love handles back. They found it.

The specialists of the department for reconstructive micro-surgery of the Russian clinical hospital for children examined Malik and said the situation could be improved. In the beginning they made a cut on his forearm and stitched an expander in there – a 12 centimeter empty latex cylinder. A certain amount of physical solution was injected in the expander daily, the skin was expanding and growing taking the shape of a penis. This organ was growing on guy’s arm for 10 months! Finally the doctors cut it away from Malik’s forearm together with the feeding artery, made an urethra in it and sew it to the place where it should be.

- If they make an artificial limb in a while then our guy will be able to have the normal sex life, - surgeon Sergei Yasonov said.
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Just me.

[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 08-14-2001).]
post #2 of 10
Thats pretty gross shelby.

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post #3 of 10
How could they have missed the opportunity to grow this on the guy's head?
post #4 of 10
Wow! Imagine how popular this guy could have been if the Doctors had just given this some thought.

Imagine if, instead of growing a penis on his arm, they had grown it on his chin!!!!!!!

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post #5 of 10
I am truly horrified!

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Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
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post #6 of 10
Yeah! Growing on someone's arm!

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post #7 of 10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Will:
Wow! Imagine how popular this guy could have been if the Doctors had just given this some thought.

Imagine if, instead of growing a penis on his arm, they had grown it on his chin!!!!!!!

Could you explain why a chin penis would make him more popular?

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Oh God. Did you eat all this acid?
post #8 of 10
OMG! Raoul, how old are you?

Just think about why a woman might really like a guy with his penis on his chin. Just think about it for a moment. Use your imagination.

Could somebody help me out here.

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post #9 of 10
I thought you were pretty straight forward. Ahh, to be young and innocent again.

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post #10 of 10
I don't know Diva. To be young and NOT innocent was pretty enjoyable to me.

In fact NOT being young and NOT being innocent has its moments too.

In fact being young and innocent just means pimples and a sore hand, in Dylan's case, I think! He'll make it someday.

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