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There are more 20-year-old virgins now then there were in the late '50s.
A well run strip club cam gross as much as $5 million per year.

You wouldnt know it from watching Sex and the City, but most women have had fewer then 5 sex partners.

Gay men buy 10 times more CDs then straight men.

Both men and women are most likely to have their first orgasm alone.

Science has proof of men who are barely half an inch when fully extended.

President Nixon, whose administration launched a costly government anti-porn campaign, loved going to strip clubs.

A condom will last about a month in a wallet before the rubber gets worn down by friction, making it more likely to break.

Cross dressing '50s TV comic Milton Berle is considered one of the best-hung stars in showbiz history. Jason Priestly, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Matt Dillon, Marlon Brando, and Charlie Chaplin are other rumored members of Hollywood's long shlong club.

The record for male orgasm is 16 in one hour.

Wood blocks, sea sponges, and lemon halves were barrier birth-control methods used in the past.

Women who smoke average twice as many sex partners as those who dont.

A top porn star can earn $20,000 a week dancing at strip clubs.

According to a 1996 study, homophobic men show a higher arousal rate when shown gay porn then do men with ambivelent attitudes toward homosexuality.

Andy Warhol claimed to have encountered a man who was blessed with 2 members; the producers of Caligula claim their similar double-donged orgy jockey was also the real thing.

A man's unit shrinks slightly right after viewing or participating in a sports victory.

Jews and Atheists have more sex partners then Catholics and Protestants

A woman is sexually peaks in her early 30s, a man in his late teens.

There are nearly 150 new adult video titles released weekly.

In Thailand, free vasectomies are performed on the king's birthday.

Circumcision for christian males became widespread after doctors claimed it helped curb self-abuse.

30% of men suffer from premature ejaculation.

Almost half of all adults urinate a bit during sex.

Learned men believed well into the 20th century that "self-abuse" caused epilepsy.

A British doctor found that Olympians performed better 90 minutes after knockin' boots.

According to a 1996 study, men from NY produce the highest rate of sperm in america. Men from LA produce the least.

During much of the 20th century, electroshock, radiation, castration, and even lobotomy were common medical "treatments" for homosexuality. One doctor, Walter J. Freeman, would lobotomize gays and lesbians at public events, as many as 25 a day, often with an unsterilized ice pick.A man produces 3 million new sperm cells every hour of his life.
The average male member in all its glory is 6 inches long and 5 inches in circumference.

'70s porn star Annie Sprinkle claims have had sex with more 3,000 men.

5% of men admit to self pleasuring twice a day.

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt claims his first sexual experience was with a chicken.

Hanged men become erect as they die.

The average amount of male ejaculate is about 1 tablespoon, or 10cc, which is how the bands 10cc and Lovin' Spoonful got their names.

A humpback whale's erect schwanse is 10 feet long.

White women get 97% of boob jobs.

A man's sticky starch contains protein and trace minerals, and only 15-25 calories per serving.

Texas law makes it illegal for a woman to own more then 6 sex toys.

Utah has a full-time, $75,000-a-year "Porn Czar," who tracks adult video sales and drums up obscenity cases. The current Czarina is Paula Houston, a 30-something former missionary and self-proclaimed virgin.

67% of men prefer women who shave south of the border.

Former Cuban President Batista spoke out against the growing scourge of American and European pornography, arguing that it took business away from local prostitutes.

A father and son are most often identical in
the size of their wedding tackle.

John Lennon's first sexual experience was being fondled at age 12 by a man he didnt know.

Brainy chicks are kinkier. College grads have more oral sex then high school dropouts, and women with PH.D's are twice as likely to want a one night stand then those with bachelor's degrees.

Its much easier for a woman to catch an STD then it is for a man.

The bedroom is the room in which most people tell a lie.

Oral sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, parts of Michigan, North Carolina, South Carolina, Utah, and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison.

One in 3 men cheats on his partner, as opposed to 1 in 4 women.

Only 28% of female cheaters get caught.

Vigorous sex burns between 100 and 200 calories.

What do bull testicles, goat eyes, deer sperm, and rhino horn have in common? They are some of the 100s of things eaten by men for alleged aphrodisiac properties.

15% of priests and nuns break their vows of chasity.

A 15 year old girl in Mississippi can marry without parental consent, but must wait a year to legally have sex with her new husband.

70% of all CEOs say office affairs are OK.

The vast majority of men come within six mintues of penetration.

Spanish Fly, the most famous of all supposed aphrodisiacs, is a mild poison made from dried beetle, and "works" by irritating the uro-genital tract. Over-comsumption can lead to scarring of the urethra, or even death.

JFK lost his virginity to a $3 hooker.

Pre-marital sex was illegal in Connecticut until the late '60s.

For centuries, the Catholic church declared "man on top" the only acceptable position for sex. Its called missionary position because missionaries were to teach it as part of their efforts to "civilize" non-Christian races.

Receiving oral sex is No. 1 on american males' sexual top 10, with straight intercourse, threesomes, and groping in the top 5.

During the '70s, there was a rash of Thai women cutting off their drunk husband's member and feeding it to their farm animals. So epidemic was the crime that Thai men were often heard leaving their friends at the bar with "I'd better get home, or teh wife will give the pigs a snack."

Americans spend more money on peep shows and strip clubs then all forms of legitimate theater, Broadway, classical music, opera, and jazz combined.

Sex with a woman is the third most common fantasy for gay men.

The biggest wang on record is 12 inches, erect.

Most men who see prostitutes are married.

Angela Lansbury's 13-year-old daughter spent a summer traveling(with mom's permission) with Charles Manson and his "family," and lost her virginity to him.

The first known sex film was made in 1894, a mere six year from the inception of motion pictures. While porn was illegal until the early 1970s, evidence if randy old-timers is now widely available on video compilations such as What got Grandpa Hot.

The age of consent in the USA is primarily split between 16 and 18 years old. However, in liberal Hawaii, 14 year olds are allowed to have sex as adults.

City dwellers have almost twice as many sexual partners as rural residents. They are also twice as likely to cheat or visit a hooker.

More then 70% of men who make $60,000 or more per year cheat on their wives; only 16% of those making $5,000 or less are unfaithful.

J. Edgar Hoover, Oscar Wilde, Chief Crazy Horse, Pope Paul II and Pope Julius III, Leonard Bernstein, Alexander the Great, Sigmund Freud, Lawerence of Arabia, Plato, Peter Tchaikovsky and Florence Nightingale were all gay or bi.

Married couples in their late 20s have sex an average of 2.5 times week.

Less then 10% of white american males frequent prostitutes, down 5% since the 1950s.

Gay men rate higher then straight men in dissatisfaction with the size of their sexual organ.

90% of men were happy with their first sexual encounter as opposed to 66% of women.

Until 1972, homosexuality was officially a mental illness, classified as such along with schizophrenia and multiple personalities.

The average age for both genders for a first sexual experience is 17.

Most men chalk up fewer then 10 sexual conquests in their whole lives.



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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

"Muff diving without The Pussy Snorkel is like scuba diving without air tanks!"
post #2 of 22
The only sex fact I know is:

99% of all prostitutes do not look anywhere near as good as Julia Roberts does in the same outfit.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Jason Priestly, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Matt Dillon, Marlon Brando, and Charlie Chaplin are other rumored members of Hollywood's long shlong club.
Jason Priestly?!? I guess Luke Perry was the wrong guy to be lusting after.

[quote]<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Hanged men become erect as they die.[quote]

Open casket, anyone?

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Texas law makes it illegal for a woman to own more then 6 sex toys.
Shelby, can we get confirmation on this. Are you currently a felon?

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">During the '70s, there was a rash of Thai women cutting off their drunk husband's member and feeding it to their farm animals. So epidemic was the crime that Thai men were often heard leaving their friends at the bar with "I'd better get home, or the wife will give the pigs a snack."
I didn't know Lorena Bobbit was Thai.

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Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
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Smile. It makes people wonder what you've been up to!

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There are more 20-year-old virgins now then there were in the late '50s.
That's because I was single then and am married now.

Science has proof of men who are barely half an inch when fully extended.

This is known as the DJ Dylan syndrome.

Women who smoke average twice as many sex partners as those who dont.

Shelby: You may have made a mistake. Won't you reconsider?Any other of the lovely Chudettes smoke????

Learned men believed well into the 20th century that "self-abuse" caused epilepsy.

That's nu, nu, nu not tr-tr-t-r-tr--tr tr-tr-t-trr truuuuuuuuuuu

According to a 1996 study, men from NY produce the highest rate of sperm in america. Men from LA produce the least.

That's because New Youk guys get laid only about half as much and therefore have a higher sperm count. Guys in LA like to do it!

5% of men admit to self pleasuring twice a day.
100% of guys that call themselves DJ Dylan pleasure themselves 2 or more times a day.

A humpback whale's erect schwanse is 10 feet long.

I can identify with this. "FREE WILL-Y"

Brainy chicks are kinkier. College grads have more oral sex then high school dropouts, and women with PH.D's are twice as likely to want a one night stand then those with bachelor's degrees.

I was just curious, which of the lovely ladies of CHUD is the smartess?

Receiving oral sex is No. 1 on american males' sexual top 10, with straight intercourse, threesomes, and groping in the top 5.

Ah, blow me.

The first known sex film was made in 1894, a mere six year from the inception of motion pictures. While porn was illegal until the early 1970s, evidence if randy old-timers is now widely available on video compilations such as "What got Grandpa Hot."

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

The age of consent in the USA is primarily split between 16 and 18 years old. However, in liberal Hawaii, 14 year olds are allowed to have sex as adults.

That's disgusting! However, I was just windering if having two 14 year old is the same thing as having one 28 year old? hmmmm?

Seriously, isn't 14 a little young? What do the ladies think?

90% of men were happy with their first sexual encounter as opposed to 66% of women.

That's because floggin' your dummy is having sex with someone you really love.

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[This message has been edited by Will (edited 08-16-2001).]
post #5 of 22
Thread Starter 
Hehe. You better not Will. Im not falling for that thing again. Those are pretty funny arent they?

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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

"Muff diving without The Pussy Snorkel is like scuba diving without air tanks!"
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DJ Dylan:
Wood blocks, sea sponges, and lemon halves were barrier birth-control methods used in the past.
In days of olde
when men were bold
and rubbers weren't invented
they put a sock
around their cock
and babies were prevented

post #7 of 22
parala said:
Women who smoke average twice as many sex partners as those who dont.

well, my friends and i all smoke. that must be it.
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I knew it! What a woman!
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The first known sex film was made in 1894, a mere six year from the inception of motion pictures. While porn was illegal until the early 1970s, evidence if randy old-timers is now widely available on video compilations such as What got Grandpa Hot.

starring will?



Of course the answer to what got grandpa hot, was your grandma!
I was hot stuff in your grandma's time, I was hotter in your mom's time and I am still hot. OF course when the air conditioner is fixed I'll be OK.

That must be why I look so young. Of course the plastic surgery and certain lengthening procedures have probably helped out a bit.

Isn't it funny? Being rich, good looking, dignified and mature and women love it. I wonder why that is. Guys almost never go for women who are much older than the guys are, but some women just seem to prefer us old dudes! I am not complaining, I just don't understand.

Of course most guys would sleep with Janet Reno, given the opportunity and knowing nobody would find out, so that is why I never ask them. Those little heads aren't that smart.

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I don't think grandmas are in the slightest bit ikky. Neither will you when you become one. You will wish you had known today what you will know then and yes, its true that youth is totally wasted on the young, sometimes.

Grandmas ikky? I have seen some 38 to 45 year old women that would drive any guy out of their mind.

I agree that some grandmas can make themselves ikky, but they don't have to and neither will you. You will probably be driving guys crazy a lot longer than you would believe. You'll probably wish you could stop doing it cause guys will drive you crazy.


This is a grandmother. Has been for seven years. Looks better than most college aged girls. No sugery, all natural. Mean as a snake!

Sorry about the first picture size. I couldn't get it any smaller. ( I often have this type of problem, heh!)




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As to the Janet Reno thing..........

I don't think you were here then, but there was a discussion on the boards a while back about how to tell when you had been away from home too long. I wrote, that for a guy, it was when he found himself thinking, "You know that Janet Reno ain't a half bad looking woman."

THAT'S IT! No excuses, time to get home right now!

This has been discussed before on various threads on the boards and some of those posts were hilarious.


Here's one from a while ago
http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/Fo...ML/001706.html

Here's another

http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/Fo...ML/001825.html

Here's one more
CHUD Sewer topic, Janet Reno does a lap dance
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post #10 of 22
Thread Starter 
Will, you have remember that you are old, and that is why you like old women.

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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

"Muff diving without The Pussy Snorkel is like scuba diving without air tanks!"
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Robbo77:
Dylan left one Mighty sex fact off of his list! It is...

DJ Dylan will someday be jailed for stalking the Olsen Twins. Big Bubba from San Quentin will then make Dylan his bitch and teach him a lesson or two about salad tossing! MMM Dylan Bubba be likin Creamy Italian!!!
ROFLMAO The image. The idea! The screaming!



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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DJ Dylan:
Will, you have remember that you are old, and that is why you like old women.


Well Dylan that may be true, but at least I harbor no lust for prepubescent girls, such as the Olsen twins. Now that would truly be sick.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Diva:
Shelby, can we get confirmation on this. Are you currently a felon?

Its also ilegal in TX to own a realistic looking Dildo. And Ill say a big 'ol No Comment to your question...


...but if I am arrested anytime soon, Im blaming you people

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DJ Dylan:
Will, you have remember that you are old, and that is why you like old women.

Hahaha. Tell that to my boyfriend who's preference is for women age 35-45.

I really have no idea why he is with me (Im younger than him) if he likes older women so much


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Just me.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Shelby:
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Its also ilegal in TX to own a realistic looking Dildo.


Oh no! Dylan you better not go to Texas anytime soon, son. If they thought you belonged to some poor girl, she could get arrested!

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by prala:
okay, will, *she* is a foxy grandma. heck, she looks younger than me. (especially today. i was up late smooching) however, i was thinking of *my* grandma. as the child of parents who were *very* old when they had me, and who'se parents were *very* old when they had them, my grandparents who are still alive are all in their 90s or 100s.
Okay prala. 90's and 100's is ikky, I'll admit. However if I still look half as good at 90 as I do today, those young girls are going to be in for trouble. My grandfather, who died at age 98 was married 13 times. (that is not bullshit, he really was, not all different women, some he married twice or three times)


He loved the young girls. To give you an idea, when he passed away he was 98 and the woman he was married to was 68. That's thirty years younger. They were married three times for a total of twenty plus years.

I didn't say he was sane when it came to younger women, just active!

We asked him if he didn't think being married and engaging in sex with a woman thrity years his junior could be dangerous? He said, "Well, if she dies, she dies!"

I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather. NOT, screaming and crying like the other four people that were in his car at the time.


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Ok Robbo, that has to be the sickest picture I have ever "seen".

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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

"Muff diving without The Pussy Snorkel is like scuba diving without air tanks!"
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by prala:
because you're fabulous?;p
prala...you make me so happy.





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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Shelby:
prala...you make me so happy.



[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 08-17-2001).]
I think prala could make most of us so happy!




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post #19 of 22
Thread Starter 
Hopefully im first in line. I dont want sloppy 100ths. No offence intened prala.

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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

"Muff diving without The Pussy Snorkel is like scuba diving without air tanks!"
post #20 of 22
Oh my gawd!

Prala: remember he is about 16 years old and he knows not what he 's doing. Be merciful!

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by legless kitty:
Highly over-rated....sex.
Highly under-rated....a good shit.

kitty: When you start to get the two confused, its time to hang up the sex one.

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post #22 of 22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by prala:
in showing my mercy i'm responding to you and not dylan. however, i will note:

dylan, sweetness and light, you are *really* lucky i've had the stomach flu all weekend and am not "up to speed" as it were.

Prala:

You are a kind and forgiving woman. I expected Dylan to lose a body part, or two or three, over his comment.


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