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A new one to get thing started in here.

post #1 of 6
1/8/00 at 4:30am
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In the future, movies will come in a karoke format, complete with bouncing balls over the text. Large line dancing contests will be required for all fight scenes, explosions, and love scenes.
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post #2 of 6
1/10/00 at 12:44pm
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What happened to the good ol days when Disney made buddy road-trip movies about a toothbrush, a magical booger, and a dyslexic elephant? They'd pick up South African cheerleader squads along the way and enter dance contests to end apartheid. Those weren't just films. Those were art.
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post #3 of 6
1/28/00 at 6:10pm
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Now with DJEvil ruling the world, all movies will open with the ballroom scene at the beginning of Indiana Jones and the Tepmle of Doom. Instead of popcorn and Coke at the concession stand, there will be Malt Ovaltine and caramel corn. All movies will end with Dolph Lundgen's supermarket speech from Universal Soldier, followed by Dolph blowing up buildings, cars, etc. during the credits.
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post #4 of 6
1/28/00 at 9:18pm
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Jan DeBont recently stated that his one big mistake concerning "The Haunting," was that he didn't have time to pay homage to old horror movies that used gimmicks (Smell-O-Vision, Shock-O-Vision, etc.). He had planned using DeBont-O-Vision, which involved theater ushers running around whacking people with fireplace pokers. It was not used, because people watching the movie were in pain WHILE NOT BEING HIT.
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post #5 of 6
2/2/00 at 4:12pm
George Lucas has stated that the delay in a DVD release of Episode 1 is because he "...wants to do something special..." and that he doesn't have time to work on it right now. We at CHUD have learned that he wants to take Jar Jar Binks out of the film, using CGI technology, and replace him with ALF.
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post #6 of 6
2/3/00 at 3:21pm
In the 23rd century, people will still be digging around in Gene Rodenberry's attic for story ideas, and L. Ron Hubbard will still be churning out books, proving that Diaretics really DOES work.
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