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THINK! THINK, DAMN YOU!

post #1 of 13
1/13/00 at 3:40am
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C'mon...make some facts, ya freaks!

Jan DeBont stated recently that his dream has always been to make "Cats 2: The Sequel to the First Movie." In it, he would be using an impressive blend of CGI, puppets, animation, live cats, and Michelle Pfeiffer.

See? It's not that hard.
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post #2 of 13
1/16/00 at 11:17am
Actually, we're not posting due to the hopes that, in deperation for material, the Powers That Be will go back and choose some of the old ones we dreamed up that never made it.

Just like Hollywood.
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post #3 of 13
1/18/00 at 1:37pm
Every talent agency, film studio, production house, even fine eatery in Los Angeles is stunned and confused this morning. Inexplicably, Hollywood's "A-List" of actors has been replaced by the "A-Team" actors. Just some of the fallout: George Peppard will be playing Spiderman, and it's been announced that Mr. T has been nominated by the academy for his performance in American Beauty.
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post #4 of 13
1/18/00 at 3:20pm
Well, it's about time the made up for not even NOMINATING him for his work in the phenominal D.C. Cab.

I love it when a plan comes together.
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post #5 of 13
1/19/00 at 2:08am
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It's official, now. You don't walk in Central Park at midnight, you don't spit into the wind, you don't tug on Superman's cape, and you DON'T (pause) call me Mister Tibbs.


I just thought that was kinda cool...
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post #6 of 13
1/24/00 at 3:56pm
CHUD has now seen an advanced screening of Mission Impossible 2. We are impressed that John Woo decided to direct a film that embraces "truth in advertising", and has Tom Cruise unable to complete the plot's mission. We don't want to give much away, but the whole domino effect of failure begins with Tom Cruise being asked to push the top-floor button in an elevator.
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post #7 of 13
1/24/00 at 4:13pm
An addendum to the CHUD fact of 1/24/00:

"...Unfortunately, if Catherine Zeta-Jones receives an update she'll be unable to use it. Michael Douglas exhausts all system resources running his own copy..."

[This message has been edited by Blofeld (edited 01-24-2000).]
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post #8 of 13
1/24/00 at 4:29pm
It's finally been discovered why Quentin Tarantino hasn't directed another film in quite some time...He exhausted his supply of
God's Good Grace when Mira Sorvino agreed to date him.
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post #9 of 13
1/24/00 at 4:52pm
Never fear: Arnold Schwarznegger's commentary tracks on End of Days and Conan the Barbarian will come complete with english subtitles.
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post #10 of 13
1/24/00 at 5:07pm
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Along with a "bouncing ball" to go with the text as he speaks, except it's the severed head of James Earl Jones.
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post #11 of 13
1/25/00 at 3:17pm
Um, DJ...you got it wrong. It's the severed head of Nixon.
James Earl Jones will be doing the dub.
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post #12 of 13
1/25/00 at 4:20pm
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No, it's Jones playing his character from Conan. You got em confused with Nixon because of the long hair. It's ok.

"This...is CNN."

Hehehehehe, sorry. Just wanted to do that.
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post #13 of 13
1/26/00 at 10:32am
It was revealed today that Michael Jackson's idol is Marcel Marceau. This not only explains his moonwalk dance technique, as revealed by CNN, but also explains his constant bleaching of his skin.
He wants to be like Marcel.
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