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post #1 of 23
4/21/00 at 12:29pm
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The fabulous script Wes Craven was looking for has been delivered! Expect "We All Scream 4: Ice Cream" to be released Halloween of 2001.
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post #2 of 23
4/21/00 at 1:27pm
Due to the contraversy over ethnic undertones in Episode I, George Lucas has decided to create an Episode 1 1/2, where we will see Anakin spreading peace amongst different ethnic groups throughout the Galaxy. Now, all the internet fan pages will be flooded with new Anakin rumors, but straight from Lucas's mouth we know the role has already been given to Elian Gonzalez.
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post #3 of 23
4/21/00 at 8:23pm
I can't wait until he starts spreading herpies amongst different ethnic groups throughout the Galaxy.
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post #4 of 23
4/23/00 at 5:00pm
Angelina Jolie broke up with her new boyfriend, Billy Bob Thorton, when she realized that they weren't related.
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post #5 of 23
4/23/00 at 7:21pm
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CHUD always applauds when artists attempt to stretch their talent. Akiva Goldsman has now written a screenplay in which he DOES NOT indicate that the main characters are dressed in skin-tight leather.
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post #6 of 23
4/24/00 at 12:02pm
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Kathleen Turner has accepted the role in Jurassic 3 offered to her by Johnston. She will play a weathered, wrinkled Raptor.
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post #7 of 23
4/26/00 at 9:35am
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See the movie critics guarantee will make a grown man cry -- Battlefield Earth!
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post #8 of 23
4/26/00 at 9:36am
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Ooops. I can't say that, can I?
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post #9 of 23
4/26/00 at 10:33am
I have an email to send you Blo...
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post #10 of 23
4/26/00 at 7:26pm
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I'm sorry, Joram. I just don't understand today's CHUD fact. I'm the stupid one, I'm sure...
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post #11 of 23
4/26/00 at 7:49pm
Hey, wait a second. I don't either.
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post #12 of 23
4/27/00 at 1:51am
Well there has been at least 3 prior references to Lucas/Spielberg's beards being associated with their strange decisions in the past. So I thought I'd continue the trend.

Ahem.

Maybe it'll end now.

Joram
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post #13 of 23
4/27/00 at 10:25am
Don't worry, Joram. I got it.

Lousy bums.
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post #14 of 23
4/27/00 at 12:10pm
I thought your fact continued the strong tradition of the CHUD fact while injecting it with a healthy continuity for visitors of the past... or something.
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post #15 of 23
4/27/00 at 2:49pm
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WHO-HOOO! YEAH!
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post #16 of 23
4/27/00 at 5:05pm
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I LOVE DVD! Just bought the Special Edition of Batman and Robin. Special Features: you can watch three different versions of the film -- bad, not quite so bad, and frighteningly awful.
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post #17 of 23
4/28/00 at 3:10am
Nice again Blo!! I'm doing your fact cause it's DAMN TRUE

Batman and Robin.. geezus could they have killed the Bat franchise any deader?

Joram
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post #18 of 23
4/28/00 at 8:41am
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YEAH! WHOHOOO! CHUD loves me, it really loves me!
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post #19 of 23
4/28/00 at 1:13pm
David O. Russell (Three Kings) has announced plans to make a movie about film and it's effect on people. He plans to include a stark and graphically realistic scene showing what happens inside a person's mind and stomach while watching a Jan De Bont film.
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post #20 of 23
4/29/00 at 9:46pm
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The main page of DVD Sewer announces that on July 25th we will be treated to two versions of Supergirl on DVD. The Special Edition will be a two disc set, and will digitally replace Helen Slater with Tracy Lords.
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post #21 of 23
4/29/00 at 10:45pm
On the heels of the DVD release of the new and improved Traci Lords Supergirl-the heads of every major studio, along with key members of the AMPAS and the MPAA, have agreed that all other prints and transfers of all other motion pictures can now be destroyed.
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post #22 of 23
4/29/00 at 10:48pm
I hate you, 'Feld. I just sent away for my copy of the Traci classic Intent to Kill this morning, watched Blade last night, and now I'm going to have a picture of Trace in the Supergirl costume stuck in my head for the rest of the night-I will accomplish nothing for the rest of the eve. I will now simply stare into space and drool.
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post #23 of 23
4/30/00 at 1:10pm
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You love Blofeld!
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