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post #1 of 10
5/3/00 at 3:58pm
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A guy walks into the psychiatrists office wearing only shorts made from Glad clingwrap. The psychiatrist says 'Well I can clearly see your nuts.'
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post #2 of 10
5/3/00 at 4:16pm
I nearly spit up my coke on that one, grendel. Try this one:

A guy in a restaurant calls his waiter over. He asks, "Hey would ya taste this soup?"
The waiter asks, "Why? What's wrong with it?"
The guy asks, "Would ya taste the soup?"
The waiter asks, "Is it cold? Not enough salt?"
The guys asks, "Would ya just try the soup?"
The waiter asks, "Is it too hot? Is it the wrong soup?"
The guy asks, "Would you just try the soup?"
The waiter asks, "Would ya just tell me what's wrong with it?"
The guy asks, "WOULD YA JUST TRY THE SOUP?"
The waiter says, "Ok, ok. I'll try the soup. Where's the spoon?"
"Ah-hahh," the guy says. "Ah-hahh."
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post #3 of 10
5/3/00 at 5:21pm
Very nice chenzzo!
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post #4 of 10
5/3/00 at 5:45pm
Um ... chenzzo?
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post #5 of 10
5/3/00 at 6:53pm
That's not the first time he's done that, Blofeld.

He probably just SKIMMED the posts.

Skinny little twig (I don't know-everybody's doing it, why oh why can't I?)...
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post #6 of 10
5/4/00 at 8:46am
AWESOME, I don't even have to do anything to get compliments. Hold on, I'll do it some more.
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amazing, no?
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post #7 of 10
5/4/00 at 8:47am
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Umm, that one was startlingly familiar, Deej.

Like, from the end of 'Coming To America' familiar.

But I'm glad I almost made you vomit. Usually I have to hold people down and (censored) on their face to get THAT effect!
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post #8 of 10
5/4/00 at 4:25pm
I sweardagawd, I saw chenzzo's name there.

Ok, maybe I'm just fighting off piraha's that are screaming "MEEELOS FOREMAN" at me. It happens quite often. . .
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post #9 of 10
5/4/00 at 4:44pm
I did it to four people at work last night-including a bunch of people that were trying to steal shit-it rattled them, I think...

MEEELOSHHHH!!! Milos Foreman MEEEEELOSHH!!! Milos MILOS MEEEELOSH!!

I'm an idiot.
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post #10 of 10
5/8/00 at 2:43pm
Freddy Got Fingered is actually a bio-pic that explains what Mr. Krueger did to turn his son into a raving, homicidal maniac.
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