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Aldous Huxley invades CHUD

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Huxley, most known for his interesting writing style wherein he writes a novel, then filters every other word through a thesarus to pull up obscure words, has accepted the position of Ast. Editor of the popular movie culture website, CHUD. His first act was to replace every mention of a female singer turned actress to "chanteuse." This reporter contacted Huxley for a statement, but didn't understand half of what he said. Something about "parniferous adjudicators."
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While it's true that Battlefield Earth contains no subliminal advertising for Scientology, it has been discovered that Chiquita Banana paid in the 6-figure range to subliminally advertise by codpiece.
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John Travolta's career is an endangered species.

The Undead have spoken...
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Today needs a fact peeps, keep 'em poppin'.
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It's clear to me that Battlefield Earth contains absolutely no subliminal advertising. Yep, I'm clear about that. I'm clear.
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Believe it or not, Scientologist's have feelings too.
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Although plot details are scarce, Darren Aronofsky's (the writer/director of "Pi") next film will be "Cak"
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It's okay with him if you go back to calling him Prince. I'm going to call him "The artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince".
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Blofeld's previous post just goes to show that I am not the only person under 40 to listen to "America in the Morning".
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Okay -- we've got The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, The Mummy Forever ... and then Mummy and Robin!
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after the debacle-waiting-to-happen known as "mummy and robin" (mummies on rollerskates? arnold schwartzenegger as king tut's cat?), the creative team at universal will decide to reboot the series with a screen-version of frank miller's acclaimed 1987 comicbook series "the dark pharoah returns".

/willko.
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Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the ship after New York City.

The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss, so much so that they declared a National day of mourning which they still observe today.

Sinko de Mayo.


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*WWDJED?*
post #13 of 13
oh my god.

the humanity.

won't somebody please think of the children.

i think i'm blind from that pun. i'm not sure if that's good or not.

/willko.
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