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post #1 of 23
5/24/00 at 5:55pm
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More random than the typical CHUD fact, is the "Pasquali" a term that we shall apply to a new set of thoughts from the depths of our own post-conscious.

1. Your Pasquali must be made up at the time of typing, with as little pausing for editing and brainstorming as possible.

2. It should be fucking funny. Swearing is not encouraged, but not fucking ignored.

3. And this thread should be more than you cool guys (and you are) who want to talk about what Pasquali is...

Now, any first takers? Note how I did NOT post a first Pasquali along with this message, beacue that would have been PREDICATABLE!



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post #2 of 23
5/24/00 at 6:04pm
Example: every post from grendel
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post #3 of 23
5/24/00 at 6:15pm
Crossing the street is something that chennzo should not do when chasing that sexy chicken!
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post #4 of 23
5/25/00 at 8:44am
How much Feld could a Blofeld blow, if a Blofeld could blow feld?
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post #5 of 23
5/25/00 at 10:56am
Now I see what my problem is, I've been posting Pasqualies instead of Facts. In fact, pardon the unintentional pun, I've been doing a Dennis Miller impersonation by cross-referncing obscure minutae with even more onbscure references to other things on the other penguins.
I mean boards. oops.
Peppermint. Weebolo. Schnauser.
Bork bork bork.
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post #6 of 23
5/25/00 at 4:49pm
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I drove and drove through a giant pillowcase to find that no one had heard of Hollywood Squares.

And when perchance a passerby asked me my name?

"Davidson" said I with a blink.

"John Davidson"

And much weeping was soon to follow.

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post #7 of 23
5/26/00 at 8:51am
One night I dream I'm taking a shower and eating a giant marshmallow, when I wake up, I had wet the bed and my pillow was gone.
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post #8 of 23
5/26/00 at 3:48pm
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And you then dreamt of eating chocolate pudding...

Did we go to elementary school together?

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post #9 of 23
5/26/00 at 4:33pm
I wonder what my favorite word is? Here it is! TWEEZERS!!
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post #10 of 23
5/27/00 at 11:54am
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A song on the "GO" soundtrack is "Fire up the Shoesaw"

No assistance needed. Like a guy in the handicapped stall next to you, that you KNOW is not handicapped, but just likes to prop his feet up.

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[This message has been edited by General Logan (edited 05-27-2000).]
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post #11 of 23
5/28/00 at 3:35pm
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This topic needs to live.

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post #12 of 23
6/3/00 at 3:30pm
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Or Lich could revive Us.

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post #13 of 23
8/16/01 at 12:08pm
Its funny and pretty random at the same time.

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Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

"Muff diving without The Pussy Snorkel is like scuba diving without air tanks!"
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post #14 of 23
8/16/01 at 1:33pm
Bitches Stay and have some Tea!
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post #15 of 23
8/17/01 at 9:29pm
I fell asleep with my pet elephant knowing she was having her period. I awoke to find my matress was gone, but found a quarter on the dresser.

or
I fell asleep with my pet elephant knowing she was having her period. I awoke to find one of my sheep missing and a quarter out in the sheep pen.

I am really a sick old bastard!


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OMG! Will's closing in on 5,000 posts!
I sure hope he posts that same old hyperlink! http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
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post #16 of 23
8/20/01 at 1:18am
Lonely and fucked up, a vacuum cleaner Dylan found, stuck in his dick and started moving around He kept doing it through snows and even the rains, he didn't even stop when it sucked out his brains.

Now Dylan is brainless and dickless and blue, and if you fuck with a vacuum, this could happen to you.

Pasquali?

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OMG! Will's closing in on 5,000 posts!
I sure hope he posts that same old hyperlink! http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
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post #17 of 23
8/20/01 at 7:48pm
At the precise moment I'm reading this thread Sabrina walked into my office.

No other thought - random or otherwise - is possible for at least five minutes!

Well, none that I should be putting into print at least...nyuk nyuk!

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-KRONOS AN ARMY OF ONE
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post #18 of 23
8/20/01 at 7:55pm
...she just walked out...but I still can't form any coherant random thought...

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-KRONOS AN ARMY OF ONE
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post #19 of 23
8/20/01 at 8:26pm
Sabrina? Elaborate please, my friend.
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post #20 of 23
8/20/01 at 11:32pm
Sabrina=hottie volunteer who comes in to the station about four days a week.

The other day she comes in after we experienced an earthquake. She says to me "my bed was shaking". Needless to say I had to hold back what I was actually thinking.

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-KRONOS AN ARMY OF ONE
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post #21 of 23
8/21/01 at 12:56am
Congrats to kronos, the winner of our filthy old man of the day prize!

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Oh God. Did you eat all this acid?
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post #22 of 23
8/21/01 at 2:51am
Yeah! He's using up all my best lines!



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OMG! Will's closing in on 5,000 posts!
I sure hope he posts that same old hyperlink! http://www.homeownersrights.com Are you owed money?
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post #23 of 23
8/21/01 at 5:40pm
Thank you very much! I appear on this stage twice daily. Check your local listings for times.

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-KRONOS AN ARMY OF ONE
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