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post #1 of 13
6/7/00 at 5:29am
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George Lucas on Episode II:

"Well, it's just like The Empire Strikes Back, except it has different characters, the story is new, and there may be a title change."
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post #2 of 13
6/7/00 at 4:07pm
Boba Fett will indeed be in Star Wars, Episode II. Sources close to Lucas have revealed he is indeed Jar-Jar's cousin. Conceptual art has turned up on the CHUD Message boards.
Jet Li, rumoured to have been cast in the part, was quoted as refusing to dress in S&M gear and wear a duck on his head during the filming of the character, which was the prerequiste for the pre-CGI filming.
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post #3 of 13
6/8/00 at 11:08am
This just in: Jim Carrey was killed today on the set of PHONEBOOTH when a stunt driver got his directions wrong and plowed into the booth, beliving himself to be on the set of The MAXTRIXII.
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post #4 of 13
6/8/00 at 11:23am
Lucas has confirmed that Martin Scorcesse will be directing Episode II, and to head off any bitching about ethnic slurs, all the actors will speak with New York accents.
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post #5 of 13
6/8/00 at 2:16pm
During the remake of Oh! God, William Shatner (playing the title role) was recently burned when his cigar exploded and his toupe caught fire.
Production continued when someone found an old Michael Myers mask, spraypainted the hair, added some flesh tones, and slapped it on Shatner.
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post #6 of 13
6/8/00 at 2:31pm
Tim Burton is in Hawaii.
So is Brittney Spears.
Please, god, do not let them touch; the resulting explosion would hurl the Earth out of orbit.
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post #7 of 13
6/13/00 at 10:30pm
What does that have to do with DJ?

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Soon to BE a CHUD topic.
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post #8 of 13
6/14/00 at 1:06am
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Trust me. I could tell you, but then...
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post #9 of 13
6/14/00 at 2:19am
Variety has news of the latest development on the set of Planet of the Apes. Its been reported that Tim Burton was extremely displeased with location shoots in lush Hawaii and has relocated to a more ideal setting - on Dolly Parton's breasts. Apparently, the sunsets are simply glorious. Location shooting will take 8 weeks due to the complexity involved in traversing the arduous terrain. The crew is currently camped at the valley.

[This message has been edited by Eddie5 (edited 06-14-2000).]
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post #10 of 13
6/17/00 at 9:40pm
George Lucas has announced plans to shoot new footage for a Special Special Edition of Return of the Jedi in which we see Vader breaking Palpatine's heart by confessing that the destruction of the Droid Battleship, the one thing that initially made Palpatine impressed with him, was done only by accident.l
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post #11 of 13
6/18/00 at 5:34pm
During his arrest for cocaine possesion, William Shatner blurted that he just wanted to go where no man has ever gone before.
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post #12 of 13
6/19/00 at 10:04am
Bad, Eddie! BAD! Now go to your room!

That was the PERFECT setup for a Bill Shatner/Britney Spears joke and you went and blew it all on coke!

DAMMIT!

[This message has been edited by grendel (edited 06-19-2000).]
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post #13 of 13
6/19/00 at 10:46am
Heh heh, sorry pop.

But i am intrigued now, rack it up all over again with Shatner/Britney. I wanna hear it.
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