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Who REALLY Kicks Ass?

post #1 of 86
6/11/00 at 12:51pm
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Everyone scores five bonus points for stepping onto the field here at CHUD.

[This message has been edited by General Logan (edited 09-12-2000).]
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post #2 of 86
6/11/00 at 1:05pm
Blofeld, Me, Uncle Mitch, Jack A. Dusiak, and Don Dokken.
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post #3 of 86
6/11/00 at 3:13pm
But not Blofeld.
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post #4 of 86
6/11/00 at 6:02pm
And not DJEvil.
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post #5 of 86
6/12/00 at 11:56am
anyone but LowShot.. he's a wanker.
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post #6 of 86
6/12/00 at 12:00pm
Actually Low, you kicked ass pretty hard last week when you got all up in Harry's face.
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post #7 of 86
6/12/00 at 12:13pm
And what, exactly, would be the qualifications for kicking ass?
Good boots?
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post #8 of 86
6/12/00 at 12:41pm
Hey thanks Nick!
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post #9 of 86
6/12/00 at 1:01pm
I'm just glad that I made the original list. It means that the mind-reading device that I have installed in Blofeld's bedroom is working properly, therefore the quality of my posts of late has been high.
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post #10 of 86
6/12/00 at 1:16pm
That also explains why I'm making love to the family cat...
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post #11 of 86
6/12/00 at 5:39pm
whoa! i made it to video god's list. Thats what happens if u disappear for three days,grens.


Blo, u shag the family cat...u dont make love to it.
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post #12 of 86
6/12/00 at 5:54pm
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[This message has been edited by Blofeld (edited 06-12-2000).]
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post #13 of 86
6/12/00 at 5:55pm
Eddie, you have your ways, I have mine. Try my way though, you might find your cat more appreciative.

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post #14 of 86
6/12/00 at 6:37pm
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My list has been updated. Scroll Up.

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post #15 of 86
6/12/00 at 7:34pm
YES! GL, you iz my home-dog, word!!
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post #16 of 86
6/13/00 at 5:20am
Blo,

Appreciative eh? what...aww,the cat was playing hard to get?
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post #17 of 86
6/13/00 at 9:49am
IDIOTS!

I wasn't even in the top five.

This list is stupid.

I guess nice guys really do finish last.

Buncha wankers.
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post #18 of 86
6/13/00 at 11:50am
ok here's my top five.

1 chenzzo.
2 chenzzo.
3 chenzzo.
4 chenzzo.
5 chenzzo.
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post #19 of 86
6/13/00 at 11:51am
Did I just say that?

I meant,

1 grendel.
2 grendel.
3 grendel.
4 grendel.
5 grendel.
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post #20 of 86
6/13/00 at 11:52am
ok, I'm seriously screwing up here. I meant HotPants. Or did I mean Johnny Butane? Or did I mean HAM?


Or maaaaybe this is a pointless topic.

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post #21 of 86
6/13/00 at 1:35pm
Meanwhile: Sukiyaki, the Ninja Pteradon, quietly kicks ass and takes names.
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post #22 of 86
6/13/00 at 10:29pm
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Chennzo. Added. Go Hell.

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post #23 of 86
6/14/00 at 7:20pm
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Come on HAM. Where are ya...


and HOLY SHIT! Willko... welcome onboard (scroll up)

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post #24 of 86
6/15/00 at 5:36pm
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Video God: Due to your quote in the Action Reaction Forum (Favorite Action Heroes) I hereby add you to the exclusive list. (Scroll up)

You can now do no wrong.

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post #25 of 86
6/15/00 at 7:41pm
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The honor is mine.

And by the way CHUD head staff, "you" are understood to be on top of the list like the subject in an imperative sentence.

V-God: It just means they have yet to move me. They are talented CHUDs... of course.



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post #26 of 86
6/19/00 at 4:57pm
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I need more people for my list above.... come on! Do something cool!
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[This message has been edited by General Logan (edited 06-25-2000).]
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post #27 of 86
7/18/00 at 5:38pm
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I was sifting through this post, and just realized Video God was on the list. Nuts, huh?

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post #28 of 86
7/18/00 at 5:42pm
Yeah, I saw that and thought "Logan's flipped his douche!"
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post #29 of 86
7/18/00 at 6:46pm
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Hey Veeg, just for the record, I was teasing. Once you are on the list, I won't take you off unless you do something non-ass-kickish.

Like hang out with Quater.

P.S. Just kidding.
P.M.S. Not really



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post #30 of 86
7/18/00 at 7:17pm
General, you couldn't kick ass in a shoe factory. In fact very few of you could which makes leaving the truly badass mean mutha f**kers like HAM off the list that much more special.

And Doofy, keep on his dumbass until I tell you otherwise. Do this and I get you that new shop vac you want...

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post #31 of 86
7/18/00 at 7:34pm
Please remove me from this list. Thank you.
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post #32 of 86
7/18/00 at 10:26pm
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Blofeld: Come on man! Despite the rest of this banter... it's still me. All kidding aside, it was my way of giving props to the people that I admire in here. And the list is growing! Know that you are appreciated. I respectfully ask to retain your name for listing purposes.

Quater: I am getting to it! And despite my recent ravings, you look soon to be inducted.

Devilf: Just say or do something badass.

The rest: Just wait. Most of you will make it in today's update.

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post #33 of 86
7/31/00 at 12:23am
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The Duke: Welcome! See the list above.

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post #34 of 86
7/31/00 at 10:35pm
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This list was made to credit the people who say something cool, funny, or witty. If you are here, you belong here. It is not a joke, but a serious set of props for my homies. Doesn't matter if you are brand spanking new or brand spanking old.

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post #35 of 86
8/1/00 at 2:01am
Then our job is done.
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post #36 of 86
8/1/00 at 5:09pm
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Fallen: Your application is being reviewed. Okay, Just kidding. It isn't really something I want to make all cliquey. Cause then pepople feel left out like Qmass and try for a slice of the real pie.

Stick around, as I intend to evantually make sure everyone deserving gets their due. Its pretty much everything.

Hee hee.

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post #37 of 86
8/8/00 at 11:53pm
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Who's next, my question?

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post #38 of 86
8/11/00 at 11:52am
Pssst! Hey Logan! (wink, wink)

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post #39 of 86
8/11/00 at 12:12pm
Yeah Logan, The Bowler kicks all kinds of ass.
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post #40 of 86
8/11/00 at 12:51pm
what am i , chopped liver?
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post #41 of 86
8/11/00 at 12:57pm
Yeah. Just not as pretty.
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post #42 of 86
8/11/00 at 4:58pm
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Guys... consider yourselves the class of dumb kids from the Simpsons playing musical chairs.

When the music stops, there's more than enough chairs for everyone!

Hee hee

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post #43 of 86
8/11/00 at 7:34pm
"Give it up and throw me down a couple 'a quid, everybody wants to see the Eyeball Kid"
-Tom Waits

Does quoting Tom Waits and having that be the inspiration for my namesake qualify lil' old me? Or something...I'm sure I've said something remotely witty at some point maybe.

How about a Firesign Theater quote...
Preacher: "And he said the Word...Hot Dog! Yes, a mighty Hot Dog is our Lord."
-From the classic "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers." (I think)



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post #44 of 86
8/12/00 at 9:58pm
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I am not sure, but eyeball, you are trying hard. A for effort. Now scroll up!

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post #45 of 86
8/14/00 at 3:59pm
heh, shameless self-promotion in action
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post #46 of 86
8/18/00 at 4:57pm
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AS well it should be.

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post #47 of 86
8/19/00 at 1:49pm
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Rod Torfelson's ARMADA just added.

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post #48 of 86
8/27/00 at 12:08pm
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Hello Charly. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to do or say something cool.

HINT: Post in any thread beginning with an asterisk.

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post #49 of 86
8/27/00 at 4:33pm
Oh sure a guy is a little new and can't spell and makes typos and does puns until you want to puke, but go ahead and keep him off the kicks ass list. Shit! Jerkoffs!
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post #50 of 86
8/27/00 at 4:33pm
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Will is doing his best, welcome aboard (scroll up)

Charly, here's to being a damn fine person. (Scroll up)

Monkey, Reach for those stars! You'll be here soon!

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