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post #51 of 86
Ah, General I am saited for now. Think I'll sleep.
post #52 of 86
Good Grief.
post #53 of 86
Back to Monkey: This revelation came to you, AFTER you started taking a mind altering drug, right?? Yeeeeeeah, Okay!

Remeber, it is not like I am ape for puns or anything, Monkey. BTW, I think I knew your brother, "Slapinda."
post #54 of 86
I am obviously too old to be on this list, as well as too intelligent and too sophisticated...


PLEASE PLEASE put me on the list! I'll do ANYTHING! ANYTHING, d'you HEAR ME? Just give me a chance, and you'll be arghh...gllck..gakk....

Sorry about that. As I was saying, I'm much too sophisticated blah blah blah
post #55 of 86
Alriiiiiiight, Post three hundred is just around the corner. I feel a pun fest coming on and settling over me.
post #56 of 86
No, sorry, that's herpes.
post #57 of 86
No, DJEvil, that's pus fester! Get 'em right, dammit! The pun fest is funny, the pus fester is a tasty treat! How hard is that to tell apart?
post #58 of 86
Jacob -- you can have my place on the list.
post #59 of 86
DJ: I didn't want to get you SORE talking about Pus Festers or herpes. I like all kinds of humor its just dis-ease (just- these) puns are funny to me. I didn't want you to start ERRUPTING into thinking about skin disorders, PUS, I mean Plus I am really just post whoring to reach 300, so this helps me.
post #60 of 86
Bad Monkey! Hey I have had to say that before. I look down into my lap and say that all the time. He says its good to be bad.

Canada, eh? Like, don't get me wrong, eh. I like Canada, really!
post #61 of 86
Thread Starter 
Blofeld: All kidding aside, you kick ass in my eyes (not literally, I cant describe the pain), and I wanted to show ya you are damn cool. Not cause you are popular or whatever.

Really. You still want out?

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post #62 of 86
Thread Starter 
Ryan Calvert, welcome home! (scroll up)

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post #63 of 86
Well, it's official. You are all assholes. I didn't want it to come to this, but it's been three months, and I obviously have made ZERO impresssions in here. Well, that's cool.

girlcreeture and I (another one you bitches failed to mention that has done MANY cool things) are going to Spain to start the anti-General Logan Living fund. The rest of you can start mourning now.

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EAT THIS
post #64 of 86
EAT IT, BIG GUY!
post #65 of 86
Thread Starter 
Johnny johnny johnny!

All you have to say is: "Run Logan Run"

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post #66 of 86
Thread Starter 
WTF? How could I not have TheBigToe up there? Sheeit. Scroll up, you SW demi-god.


And all overlords and super badasses were automatically included, and are hereby posthumously inducted as well.
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[This message has been edited by General Logan (edited 09-07-2000).]
post #67 of 86
Thread Starter 
I am actually afraid I have upset Butane. Let me know if you see him.

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"At the end of my twenty third year, I found my application for sainthood rejected, and was forced to live among you all as one of your own."

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post #68 of 86
See, it's funny, but my name is STILL NOT THERE. Perhaps I will have to rain fire down upon you ?

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post #69 of 86
Do it Johnny, mass thread destruction is FUUUUUNNNNN. Please? I missed the fireworks this past 4th and I'm still feeling bummed. Then it's off to LOVELY SPAIN! Hooray!

Plus raining fire will help me feel better about not being on the list either...sniff, guess I don't kick enough ass, do I need to send in bagged ass to prove how much of it I kick everyday? Is there an ass quota I'm not meeting? Maybe I can join the Ass Mafia in order to up my volume of ass kicking. This making my brain ache.

Siiighhhh......
post #70 of 86
I've learned its best to accept the fact that you don't kick as much ass as the elite Chudies like Video God.

Face it, we're just not cool enough. Or Good enough. And no body likes us.

They won't let us play in their sewer games...
post #71 of 86
General, we want that list alphabetized.

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I'm changing my name to Admiral Naismith.
post #72 of 86
Thread Starter 
Fuel the flames of my boundless anger, why dont ya!

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"At the end of my twenty third year, I found my application for sainthood rejected, and was forced to live among you all as one of your own."

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post #73 of 86
Looks like some chicken shit has finally wrote a check his body can't cash and "fixed" the list for all times...
post #74 of 86
Hey, I'm just trying to be organized ;} It's much easier for me to look through it and say "Nope, I'm not on it" if it's alphabetical. ;}
post #75 of 86
Thread Starter 
Like someone's mom need to be fixed 20 some years ago.

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You have drained me by speaking.
post #76 of 86
Not only is that about as lame as most of your shit, but you're about 20 years too late cause I've been saying that for years.

Hell, I even said it on here a few weeks ago...
post #77 of 86
Logan's list sucks ass! I cannot believe anyone took this crapolla seriously. After all, its a list made by Logan, for crying out loud! Ask youself, "Why would I want to be a list made by Logan?" And all of a sudden it comes to you. "I wouldn't! NOT ever!" I demand to NOT EVER be put on such a list and I will personally hunt you down and kick your little geeky ass with a copy of the movie Freaked, by making you watch it over and over and over and over, if I am ever put on such a whimp, limp wristed, list again. Wait, if I ever get a high fever and want to be included on the list of the biggests buffoons and butt kissers on CHUD, then I will let you know that you can put me on that list. I'd rather stay with girlcreeture and Butane and the others who comprise the high class elite of the CHUD site, thank you very much!
post #78 of 86
Thread Starter 
Will, what up man?

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post #79 of 86
Thread Starter 
Ghost of Q-Mass:

Heh, just calling you out to identify you as the mean one.

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post #80 of 86
I'm just having my Period. Hey you guys get ****'s and dashes---so, I can have a . period.Right? I'm bored and sick and I get meaner than usual when I am cooped (No pun intended) Ignore me, until health returns and I am once again, my sweet, wonderful self.
post #81 of 86
Its offical. The diagnosis is Pnuemonia (DON"T fuck with me on the spelling shit today or I'll haunt you to your grave) So Now you know why Uncle Will has been so mean and grouchy (No, even more than usual) for the past several days. I fucking HATE being sick. Somebody cheer me up, quick!
post #82 of 86
Thread Starter 
Thats it! Uncine Will's piss and vinegar IV's were off balance.

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post #83 of 86
Now that I have mutated into the entity Django, I demand the return of this list so that I and the truly cool like minds shall not be included.

So I will it, so it shall be...
post #84 of 86
Logan: This one's for you, bud!
post #85 of 86
Alright its going again!
post #86 of 86
This is a very lame list.
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