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I want to be just like Grendel. . .

post #1 of 30
6/19/00 at 5:29pm
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... But I actually have to work most of the day. Here is a good link though..

http://www.latrinalia.com/
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post #2 of 30
6/19/00 at 5:30pm
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Here is another funny one

http://www.virtualcrack.com/
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post #3 of 30
6/19/00 at 5:34pm
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I don't know why, but supposed "best first-person killing game" really made me giggle..

Probably because I am simple.
http://www.timmybighands.com/games/kill_guy.asp
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post #4 of 30
6/19/00 at 5:46pm
Looks like you are closing on him...fast,Lowshot. Competition breeds quantity.For us.
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post #5 of 30
6/19/00 at 7:33pm
Heh, nice! Well, I got to be follower but I dont want to start another thread so:

Jesus goes High Tech
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post #6 of 30
6/20/00 at 11:20am
Heh heh. I like.

I can still blow all of you out of the f-ing water, but it's nice to see you try.

(My only opinion on the link competition is: I'm glad Blofeld isn't participating, because I have no doubt but that he has some twisted shit on his PC)
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post #7 of 30
6/20/00 at 11:56am
http:\\grendelwithdog.com
http:\\grendelwithracoon.com
http:\\grendelwithdogandracoon.com
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post #8 of 30
6/20/00 at 1:35pm
See? What'd I tell ya?

The man knows me better than I know myself...

But I have a hole card: www.blofeldnekkidandrollinginpetunias.com
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post #9 of 30
6/20/00 at 2:03pm
And Logan, sorry for the insults. I still love you, third arm and all.

<---See? Edge, just TOTALLY not there!
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post #10 of 30
6/20/00 at 4:01pm
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Who is this "Logan" you refer to?
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post #11 of 30
6/20/00 at 4:18pm
He was talking to Blo but thinking General Logan,probably. The things that go on in that fevered mind of his...This is just a peek. I shudder the whole view.
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post #12 of 30
6/20/00 at 4:49pm
Look at the locked thread...then ask yourself "Who is the biggest doofus in the room?"

Look around.

If no one is an obvious doofus, that leaves you little hope.
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post #13 of 30
6/20/00 at 6:58pm
I enjoy living in Texas. The place has a wonderful personality. Dallas in particular. Took me ten years to find a home. Kinda like CHUD as my 'net home. Though different. Not for everyone... for me.

I enjoy the place, and the sense of humor we all seem to share. Every now and then I like to chime in with a CHUD fact. Certainly on par with my CHUD brethren's recent conttibutions. Just felt like it would be cool to start a thread that might grab Nick's attention for once. Heh. That was it.

Got the wrong kind of attenion, or at least I thought so. After a rough day, someone messing with me was not what I had expected. I eventually figured it was just teasing, and was gonna go back and and say "Fuck it"... but locked it is.

So anyway, back to what we do best.

------------------
Soon to BE a CHUD topic.
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post #14 of 30
6/21/00 at 5:35am
Cool.

Zingers are part of CHUD. Glad you see the humor in it. Keep up the CHUD facts,man.
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post #15 of 30
6/21/00 at 10:46am
Ok, there is just something wrong about an 18 yr old male against porn and masturbation. I can see maybe being against one but both? Thats just not right
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post #16 of 30
6/21/00 at 10:56am
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Now that's funny!
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post #17 of 30
6/21/00 at 11:12am
Ok. I just read through the whole site (check out the email reply section!)

Quote:
I want to ban pornography with a 10-year prison term for viewing or participating in pornography, as well as oral and anal sex with a 5-15 year prison term for oral sex and a 40-year to life term for anal sex. I also want to ban the manufacture and sale of contraceptives (birth control) with a prison term of up to 1 year for violating this ban. Using contraceptives will warrant a fine of $5,000 or less. NONE of these laws will be retroactive.
Uh..yea We'd all be in jail, for one reason or another
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post #18 of 30
6/21/00 at 11:46am
I am not certain that this is for real. Call me the eternal skeptic, but what throws me is the Mussolini thing. The sex thing, well, whatever (although look at rule number 4 on the list. Where the hell is the rationale for THAT?!), but who in the hell advocates Mussolini as their hero?!

"He made the trains run on time."

Yeah, but he couldn't beat SPEAR-CARRYING ETHIOPIANS WITH A MODERN MECHANIZED ARMY!!!

You gots to laugh at a guy like that. Mussolini, I mean. Not the odd little man on the website.

Oh, and kudos to syberknyt...this site is worthy of me!
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post #19 of 30
6/21/00 at 11:54am
Mussolini is the most popular of all the mass murdering f**k-heads.

Given that he and his entire family got strung up naked on lampposts by his own people, probably doesn't make that fact too significant, but there are a lot of weirdo's out there. Hitler, Stalin, Pol-Pot (or whatever) are all nasty men, but for some weird arse reason Mussolini is remembered with fondness...
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post #20 of 30
6/21/00 at 2:16pm
It's because he's plump. Plump people are seen as jolly.

Dumb, but true.
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post #21 of 30
6/21/00 at 2:43pm
That kid sickens me. I followed his link to the God Hates ***s page:
http://www.godhates***s.com/home.html

I may go gay just to piss these people off.
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post #22 of 30
6/21/00 at 2:53pm
Oh God I forgot F A G is one of the banned words. Fill in the blanks.
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post #23 of 30
6/21/00 at 3:07pm
FLANG?

FIARG?

FOAPG?

FUASG?

I don't get it...
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post #24 of 30
6/21/00 at 3:26pm
All jokes aside, hate is always despicable shit.
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post #25 of 30
6/21/00 at 3:58pm
Heh, I actually had to stop reading this page because it makes my blood pressure go up into dangerous levels and then I might drop dead. But that would make them happy so, blah.

I hate people that hate

[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 06-21-2000).]
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post #26 of 30
6/21/00 at 5:54pm
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It makes me mad to see people acting like that. I believe in God and stuff, but it's people like that who make me hesitate to call myself a christian. Unbelieveable how people can spread hate in the name of someone who taught love.
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post #27 of 30
6/22/00 at 10:05am
Well, love so long as the female doesn't achieve orgasm, that is. I mean, let's not take this love thing too far here...
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post #28 of 30
6/23/00 at 11:21am
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I love you grendel.
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post #29 of 30
6/23/00 at 12:26pm
Yep. Once you have to wipe LowShot off of you, you never forget it, and you're never quite the same, either.
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post #30 of 30
6/27/00 at 2:29am
And the anti-porn site has shut down...
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