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This is mostly for anyone ever screwed by Windows...but funny

post #1 of 10
Thread Starter 
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist.

Aborted effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao until
You bring fresh toner.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

post #2 of 10
Thread Starter 
Fine, so none of you are poetry fans.

I hate you all!
post #3 of 10
Poetry gives me itchy glands
Gotta go scratch my ball
post #4 of 10
Sensitive soul isn't he?

Seriously, there is a small insignifcant office somewhere in the middle of London that enjoyed that collection very much... it has done the total rounds in the e-mail system here. Hope that makes you feel a little bit better.


post #5 of 10
Thread Starter 
Mebbe. In the meantime, I shall pout.
post #6 of 10
with his love for poetry stained by doubt.
post #7 of 10
Thread Starter 
Oy! I oughta give you such a clout!
post #8 of 10
What the HELL is this all about?

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Soon to BE a CHUD topic.
post #9 of 10
Thread Starter 
Heh heh heh. That was pretty good, Logan...
post #10 of 10
I already had those. Pretty good, eh?
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