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* Shocking Confessions of a Straight Man

post #1 of 4
7/3/00 at 5:40pm
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I am a straight man. I have no qualms with anyone's orientation. But I pursue relationships with women, exclusively. Now having said that:

I am not interested in, nor would I take part in any voulntary sexual activities with the following "hot" actresses:

Angelina "Lips and Nothing More" Jolie
Heather "Creepy Stare" Graham
Cameron "Oh I can act now" Diaz
Sarah Michelle "Too Many Names" Gellar
Liv "Eek" Tyler
Uma "Vomit" Thurman
Elizabeth "Typecast" Hurley
Winona "12 Year Old Boy" Ryder
Neve "Scream was My Meal Ticket" Campbell

Many, MANY more to come...

[This message has been edited by General Logan (edited 07-11-2000).]
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post #2 of 4
7/3/00 at 5:52pm
I can agree with Liv-er and UUUUUMA (and Jolie-for completely different and...sanitary reasons) but the rest-well, that just leaves more for me, General.


[This message has been edited by Hot Animal Machine (edited 07-03-2000).]
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post #3 of 4
7/4/00 at 12:57am
OPRAH UMA!!!!!!!!!!!
OPRAH UMA!!!!!!!!!!!

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals
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post #4 of 4
7/11/00 at 6:59pm
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Updated a couple of names above.

And accidentally severed the post from my tagline. Oops!

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