This Sunday, while you're out with the family at a picnic, on the golf course, trapped under ice, or being eaten alive by bobcats, try to bow in reverence to this religious holiday observed only in Europe.
This date honors the addition of several new items in the Pope's already extensive "Vatican Gifts™" selection in his bimonthly catalogue.
The Popewing™, a vehicle which seats up to four of the "holy heroes™" line from series 2 of the Vatican Action Figures™ set. The Popewing™ is piloted by Lucchesi Bratto "Host Pilot" and features a gatling gun, 2 side-mounted missile launchers, and a baptism pool. There is a bullet proof section in the rear of the vehicle for the Pope™ figure "The Holy One". The Popewing™ fits convieniently in the...
Popecave™, an action playset which snaps directly into the Vatican Playset™ from the series 1 line. The Popecave™ comes with an antitank rocket launcher, operated by Dominick Bandot "Communion Breath™" with
his trusty dog Calzone™ "the Slobbering Beast of the Lord™". This is the center of the Pope's™ arsenal and has a communication bay, a hangar, barracks, pews, and a chamber for altar boys. It comes with Vatican™ decals and a port for the Popesub™ and the PopeRaft™. It also comes equipped with a hidden entrance for the...
PopeCraft™, a space vehicle for emergencies where our leader can jettison into space to escape the wrath of all who stand in his way. The PopeCraft™ has a lunar module for the Pope™ and his astronaut sidekick Guiseppe Stagnasi "the Sicilian Skywalker™" to land on the surface of other planets. The vehicle comes equipped with 2 rocket boosters, the aformentioned lunar module (nicknamed "the Little Italy™"), an intergalactic collection plate, and a bullet proof section for you-know-who.
This day marks the release of one of the most formidable marketing attacks the Christian world has ever seen. We honor it, and anxiously await the new "Organized Crime" line of Vatican Toys™.
Hang loose, do a couple of Our Fathers, and enjoy Papel Playworld Day!
This date honors the addition of several new items in the Pope's already extensive "Vatican Gifts™" selection in his bimonthly catalogue.
The Popewing™, a vehicle which seats up to four of the "holy heroes™" line from series 2 of the Vatican Action Figures™ set. The Popewing™ is piloted by Lucchesi Bratto "Host Pilot" and features a gatling gun, 2 side-mounted missile launchers, and a baptism pool. There is a bullet proof section in the rear of the vehicle for the Pope™ figure "The Holy One". The Popewing™ fits convieniently in the...
Popecave™, an action playset which snaps directly into the Vatican Playset™ from the series 1 line. The Popecave™ comes with an antitank rocket launcher, operated by Dominick Bandot "Communion Breath™" with
his trusty dog Calzone™ "the Slobbering Beast of the Lord™". This is the center of the Pope's™ arsenal and has a communication bay, a hangar, barracks, pews, and a chamber for altar boys. It comes with Vatican™ decals and a port for the Popesub™ and the PopeRaft™. It also comes equipped with a hidden entrance for the...
PopeCraft™, a space vehicle for emergencies where our leader can jettison into space to escape the wrath of all who stand in his way. The PopeCraft™ has a lunar module for the Pope™ and his astronaut sidekick Guiseppe Stagnasi "the Sicilian Skywalker™" to land on the surface of other planets. The vehicle comes equipped with 2 rocket boosters, the aformentioned lunar module (nicknamed "the Little Italy™"), an intergalactic collection plate, and a bullet proof section for you-know-who.
This day marks the release of one of the most formidable marketing attacks the Christian world has ever seen. We honor it, and anxiously await the new "Organized Crime" line of Vatican Toys™.
Hang loose, do a couple of Our Fathers, and enjoy Papel Playworld Day!
