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Are you an alcholic?

post #1 of 8
4/27/03 at 6:16pm
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1. Have you ever decided to stop drinking for a week or so, but lasted only a couple of days? Yeah

2. Do you wish people would stop nagging you about your drinking? Well maybe just one person

3. Have you ever switched from one kind of drink to another, hoping that would keep you from getting drunk? No

4. Have you had a drink in the morning during the past year? No

5. Do you envy people who can drink without getting into trouble? No

6. Have you had problems connected with drinking during the past year? No

7. Has your drinking caused you trouble at home?
no
8. Do you ever try to get extra drinks at a party because you did not get enough to drink?
Not really...
9. Do you tell yourself you can stop drinking any time you want, even though you keep getting drunk?
Heeh yeah thats happened, just one more...
10. Have you missed days at work because of the drinking? No

11. Do you have blackouts?
You mean passed out? Yeah
12. Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not drink?
No
13. When you take one or two drinks, can you stop and walk away?
Sure when I feel like it!
14. Have you ever embarrassed yourself or someone else when drinking?
Well my roomate did find myself passed out on the floor with beer cans all over the place.
15. Do you drink every day?
NO!
16. How many times in the last month have you awakened with a hangover?
Just once, I don't have many hangovers.
17. Do you spend money you don't have on alcohol?
Well When I'm really low on chash and I probably shouldnt get any beer yea sometimes.
18. Has this affected your sleeping habits? (Do you pass out, get a drink in the middle of the night or wet the bed when you sleep because of alcohol?)
No wetting the bed but yes to all the others every once in a while.
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If you have answered yes to four or more of these questions, you are either an alcoholic or on your way to becoming one.
Whoops!
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post #2 of 8
4/27/03 at 6:29pm
13. When you take one or two drinks, can you stop and walk away?

This should not count as one of the "Yeah"s...
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post #3 of 8
4/27/03 at 6:31pm
I have a binge drinking thing. I won't drink for months but when I am drinking I am completely unable to keep it reasonable.
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post #4 of 8
4/27/03 at 6:57pm
I seldom drink alcohol. In fact, I haven't since Christmas morning. It was a happy, festive buzz brought about by a fondness for champagne and orange juice. I only drink mimosas once a year. Tasty lil' devils.
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post #5 of 8
4/27/03 at 7:10pm
I'm not an alcoholic. They go to meetings, I'm just a drunk.
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post #6 of 8
4/28/03 at 5:09am
#16 is not a yes or no question. This test is stupid.
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post #7 of 8
4/28/03 at 12:34pm
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Devin moves 4th dimensionally:
I have a binge drinking thing. I won't drink for months but when I am drinking I am completely unable to keep it reasonable.
I'm with you on the binge drinking but a rarely go months in between. I don't just drink one beer with dinner, or have a glass of wine. When I start drinking it is usually around nine on a Friday and I don't stop until the wee hours of saturday.

And Brian, blackouts are not when you pass out. Blackouts are when you don't remember a period of time after you've been drinking for a while.

For instance, you wake up the next morning & your roommate says something akin to "Dude, I can't believe you wandered around the party naked for an hour last night." You think back to the previous evening & remember nothing of being naked. The last thing you remeber was another round of shots. Whatever occured after said round of shots is considered a blackout.
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post #8 of 8
4/28/03 at 1:09pm
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And Brian, blackouts are not when you pass out. Blackouts are when you don't remember a period of time after you've been drinking for a while.

For instance, you wake up the next morning & your roommate says something akin to "Dude, I can't believe you wandered around the party naked for an hour last night." You think back to the previous evening & remember nothing of being naked. The last thing you remeber was another round of shots. Whatever occured after said round of shots is considered a blackout.
Well I didnt remember passing out on the floor.
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