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Theme Park Dr. Doom sued (Poxy Alert)

post #1 of 20
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<a href="http://www.theledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?Site=LL&Date=20030501&Category=NEWS&ArtNo= 305010375&Ref=AR&Profile=1004" target="_blank">From the Ledger:</a>

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Family Sues Theme Park in A Clash With Doctor Doom

ORLANDO -- An Auburndale 12year-old learned the hard way not to mess with Marvel Comics super-villain Dr. Doom.

Now his family wants to teach Dr. Doom a lesson.

But this drama is playing out in the courts, not the comics, and embroiling Universal's Islands of Adventure Theme Park in Orlando.

Buffy Skinner claims a man playing the character Dr. Doom caused mental and physical anguish to her son, Richard Skinner, by threatening and manhandling him during a visit to the park.

The family filed suit Tuesday against Islands of Adventure. It is seeking damages "in excess of $15,000," according to the complaint.

During a school field trip last year, Richard, then a fifth-grader, pulled on the cape of Dr. Doom, played by Jeffrey Brozovich, according to Skinner and an Orlando Police Department report.

The cape is connected to the face mask, which caused Brozovich's head to snap back, the police report said.

Brozovich told police when he turned around, Richard had his fists clenched under his chin, the report said. Brozovich said in the report he thought Richard was going to punch him.

Brozovich then grabbed Richard's hand and started squeezing his fingers, the report said.

Richard told police Brozovich said, "If you ever do that again, I will break your fingers."

Brozovich released Richard's hands, the report said, but then grabbed his shirt and broke his necklace.

Buffy Skinner said she saw Brozovich holding her son and had to step between the two until Brozovich released Richard.

"I literally had to pull him away," Skinner said. "He had no right treating him (Richard) in that manner."

Skinner said Brozovich was not playing the character of Dr. Doom during the confrontation.

"He was uncontrollable for whatever reason," Skinner said.

Orlando Police responded about seven hours after the incident, and according to the report, they found no visible injuries on Richard.

Police did not arrest Brozovich.

It was not known whether Brozovich, who is listed in the suit, is still a park employee.

Universal Orlando did not return phone calls Wednesday.

Skinner said she thinks the incident wasn't taken seriously when she reported it to park management.

"What really shocked me was that they treated us terribly," Skinner said.

No one offered to replace Richard's necklace, which Skinner said was worth about $50.

Richard had to get ice from a food and beverage stand to help his sore hands, Skinner said, because the park didn't offer any assistance.

Richard was withdrawn the remainder of the day, Skinner said.

"Had they called us and apologized and replaced the necklace, this would have been resolved," Skinner said.

The Skinners haven't been back to Universal's Islands of Adventure, and Skinner said Richard won't go near characters at other theme parks.

Skinner's attorney, Greg Abaray, said he hopes this suit sends a message to Universal.

"Universal made no attempts to rectify," Abaray said. "You can't treat a paying customer like that."

However, Universal did recently offer Skinner $500 after receiving letters from the attorney.

"They said $500, take it or leave it," Abaray said.

Skinner rejected Universal's offer, which came five to six months after the incident, and only after Abaray contacted the theme park.
No truth to the rumor that the actor was shouting "Curse you all. You haven't beaten DOOM," or that the mere mention of the boy's first name set Doom off, or that any robot Dooms were involved.
post #2 of 20
I think they're gonna be wishing they'd taken that five hundred bucks.
post #3 of 20
Wait, wait, wait... the mom is named BUFFY?
post #4 of 20
Thread Starter 
The fifth grade boy was wearing a $50 necktie.

This family has problems.
post #5 of 20
Let's not say anything about the kid just running up and yanking on this guy's cape from behind. Oh no, little Richard can't be wrong, it's that mean theme park employee.

There are tons of incidents where parents sit and watch their kid misbehave, and then when the consequences happen, they're stunned that the park would "treat them this way." Hey, this isn't Fairy Land, as much as we try to make it look that way. Your kid swings on a rope in the line, he'll probably fall and crack his skull open, and if he runs up to a 200+ pound guy in a costume with no peripheral vision and yanks on it so hard it snaps the guy's neck, I'm sorry, he was wrong.

Maybe the guy over-reacted, but I know the Dr. Doom and Green Goblin characters are supposed to be mean, and I can easily imagine all this being highly exaggerated by the kid.

And how can they go from saying they would have been happy with a replaced $50 necklace to wanting $15000? What, did they get the necklace reappraised and find the Hope Diamond on it?
post #6 of 20
Hey, maybe I should sue as well. Just look at the mental anguish on my face. I too have shied away from theme park characters ever since.

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/danwhitehead2002/dandoom.txt" alt="" />
post #7 of 20
Heh. That picture is great. I smell a class-action lawsuit comin' up!

This whole thing is ridiculous. This isn't some employee overreacting and hurting a little kid. The fucking brat was TWELVE. He was in FIFTH GRADE. That's big enough to hurt someone, and old enough to know better.

If I had been in the Doom suit and somebody snapped my neck like that on purpose, I would have shoved the rotten little shit in front of the first oncoming Hulk coaster. The kid should be thankful he got off so light.
post #8 of 20
Dan, I'm surprised you were able to overcome that traumatic event and lead a somewhat "normal" life. You're a brave man, and an inspiration to ua all.
post #9 of 20
Just to give you an idea of the mentality of the average theme park guest, we used to have a strolling Beetlejuice character who would walk around and insult people -- perfectly in keeping with the character from the film. But too many idiots kept complaining that he was rude to them, and the whole thing got yanked.

And you can't imagine how many people complain about getting wet on the Jaws ride. YOU'RE ON A FUCKING BOAT!!!
post #10 of 20
I, for one, never get tired of Poxy's Tales of Horror and Disgust from a Theme Park Employee. You should write a book, Pox.
post #11 of 20
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Jacob Singer:
I, for one, never get tired of Poxy's Tales of Horror and Disgust from a Theme Park Employee. You should write a book, Pox.
Already have the title: "It Never Rains At Disney!"
post #12 of 20
In my dreams a Doom-bot in a business suit shows up in court and argues that there is no personal jurisdiction because his client is a resident of Latveria.

post #13 of 20
I say if you're going to wear the costume of a colorful comic book character at a theme park for a living, you'd better be prepared to deal with obnoxious kids. Where's Wapner when you need him?
post #14 of 20
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Flaming Squib:
I say if you're going to wear the costume of a colorful comic book character at a theme park for a living, you'd better be prepared to deal with obnoxious kids. Where's Wapner when you need him?
I say if you're going to have kids and take them to theme parks, you should teach them to fucking behave themselves.
post #15 of 20
I'm still wondering why mommy is named Buffy.
post #16 of 20
I want to slap the shit out of both of these parents.

And then I want to put on the Dr. Doom costume and body slam this little brat into the mouth of Bruce the shark.

What a bunch of cocksnorts.
post #17 of 20
That was awesome, Carl.

But anyway, it was completely 100% the kid's fault.

Imagine you're walking along on a hot summer day in a hot-ass costume and all of a sudden, your neck snaps. That'd piss me the FUCK off.

Little brat.
post #18 of 20
Why can't you guys come to the park more often? We need more sane guests.

You want another good one? I'm working at the Men In Black ride now. Since the ride spins like a motherfucker, we have lockers out front for people to put their personal items in. And we routinely have guests coming up saying their items have been stolen. We ask them which locker their items were in, and they say:

"Oh, they didn't fit, so we just left them on top of the lockers."

One of these days I'm gonna ask one of these brain donors where they parked their car, because I'm sure it'll be sitting there unlocked with the keys in the ignition and the engine running.
post #19 of 20
People used to do the same thing at Blockbuster when they had drive up return recepticles. If they'd get full, people would just pile up on top. I have a friend who worked there that had about 50 vhs tapes with Blockbuster on them. (This was a few years ago.)

Moral: there are idiots out there, and there are people like me to take advantage of them. Pick your side now.
post #20 of 20
Doing the math for this idoit child, I was 10 in fifth grade, and this kid is twelve? I'm guessing little Dickey was held back a year or two. And I agree with just about everybody on here. The guy was just doing his job, playing a part in a hot costume with little requiremenets other than how to wave and look menacing. When this little shit pulled the cape, mom should have stepped up right then.

But then I guess someone named Buffy doesn't sound like mother of year exactly.

Fucking kids... I don't see how Poxy stands 'em...
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