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Dances with Chainsaws: Sergeant Mystery.....Pssst...the mystery is in my pants. Who'll be the first to find it? Tune in next week kiddies. Same Mysterious time. Same mysterious channel.....For the spine-tingling conclusion of Sergeant Mystery!!!!!! |
When least expected, out from Sergeant Mystery’s spandex trousers springs forth not a fleshy mantube but the beautiful buxom broad known only as
Lady Mystery! She's pure unadulterated man hating steel with super crime fighting boob action. Being trapped inside of his pants has got her knickers in a bunch. And she’s looking for a way out. Look out evil ‘cause the Sarg. has got a rocket in his pocket and hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.