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The Truth about Canadians

post #1 of 8
5/27/03 at 10:26am
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<a href="http://www.silverladder.com/literature/humor/canadians/ihate1.htm" target="_blank">THE FACTS</a>

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FACT: Canadians don't tell their children about the myth of Santa Claus. When December rolls around, they entertain their kids with stories of Saint Oh, a skinny man with a pencil thin mustache who likes to stab people with an ice pick.
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post #2 of 8
5/27/03 at 3:10pm
There's so many things about this beloved country of ours that we don't know about, or just don't care to.
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post #3 of 8
5/30/03 at 12:45pm
Another interesting fact about canada:

We developed the trans canada highway in 1812, an ancient underground route to freedom for the slaves of the US south. Paved with the bodies of irish immagrants and walrus teeth. Beware of Polar bears.

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post #4 of 8
5/30/03 at 2:55pm
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FACT: Canadians don't tell their children about the myth of Santa Claus. When December rolls around, they entertain their kids with stories of Saint Oh, a skinny man with a pencil thin mustache who likes to stab people with an ice pick.
...and they call him Annual Gift Man and he lives on the Moon.
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post #5 of 8
6/1/03 at 11:38pm
Im a Canadian and I really thought that site was funny. Its not on my AIM profile.
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post #6 of 8
6/2/03 at 6:10pm
<img src="http://www.silverladder.com/literature/humor/canadians/clearly.jpg" alt="" />

This is Clearly Canadian's grape-flavored water
It's GRAPE flavored and the bottle isn't even PURPLE! It's GREEN. Clearly Canadian? Clearly retarded!

Bwahahahaha!
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post #7 of 8
6/5/03 at 3:11pm
I love that site.
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post #8 of 8
6/6/03 at 3:52pm
"FACT: Canadians frequently give tourists and vistors bad directions on purpose. Many of them hope that the tourists will drive into an open mine shaft and die."

Well that's just common sense, hey!
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