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A Grave Mishap

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SULTAN, Wash. (Reuters) - A 375-pound woman who found herself with one foot in the grave three years ago when she went to pay respects to her late great-grandfather, is now suing a city in Washington state for neglecting its cemetery.

Dorothy VerValen of Kalilspell, Montana, says she was using her car keys to scrape moss off the lettering on the tombstone, when the decaying wood coffin collapsed beneath her. Her right foot sank 30 inches into the grave of Harry L. Smith, who died in 1943.

VerValen, 51, said her left ankle remained on firm ground, but was severely fractured by the fall. Her adult daughter pulled her out and helped her limp back to her car.

VerValen's lawsuit claims that by failing to adequately maintain graves, the city of Sultan, Washington caused her emotional distress and physical injury.

However the city of Sultan, which is about 60 miles northeast of Seattle, argues that the cemetery is protected under Washington's Recreational Use Act, meaning that people must use it at their own risk.

It further suggests that VerValen's excessive weight probably contributed to the accident.

"For them to shift the burden of keeping a place safe only for skinny people is very unfair," said VerValen's attorney, Robert Butler. "That argument has no business at all in this case."
I've heard of people throwing themselves on top of graves, but this is ridiculous!
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This is one reason all graves must now contain a concrete vault into which the casket is placed. I don't see how this could be comsidered the fault of the cemetary. If she fell into a sink hole in the middle of nowhere would she try to sue god or mother nature?

By the way, I think that would have been funny as hell to watch. People are already freaked out enough by cemetaries and graves, but to get your foot stuck in one? She had to have been flipping out.
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Couldn't the state counter-sue her for being so overweight? I mean come on, 375 pounds will cause a hole in lots of things.

I'm overweight, so I get to crack a joke now and then.
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Honestly, you'd think she'd be embarrassed to actually sue.

When the ground caves in when you walk, then it might be time to check your calorie intake.
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