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Grinding Nemo

post #1 of 5
6/9/03 at 8:27am
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Sewage machine company warns about 'Finding Nemo' flushes

Thursday, June 5, 2003

(06-05) 17:22 PDT COSTA MESA, Calif. (AP) --

Kids be warned: Flushing your pet fish down the drain will not send it safely into the ocean as depicted in the movie "Finding Nemo."

A company that manufactures equipment used to process sewage issued a press release Thursday warning that drain pipes do lead to the ocean --
eventually -- but first the fluid goes through powerful machines that "shred solids into tiny particles."

"In truth, no one would ever find Nemo and the movie would be called 'Grinding Nemo,"' wrote the JWC Environmental company, which makes the trademarked "Muffin Monster" shredding pumps.

In the unlikely event Nemo survived the deadly machines, the company added, he would probably be killed by the chlorine disinfection.
Next up, "If Santa really came down the chimney, he'd die of asphyxiation and his corpse would rot there until New Year".
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post #2 of 5
6/9/03 at 9:03am
Grinding Nemo.....Wait, isn't that a porno starring Peter North?
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post #3 of 5
6/9/03 at 4:36pm
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Dances with Chainsaws:
Grinding Nemo.....Wait, isn't that a porno starring Peter North?
'Twas Randy West who starred in that particular number.
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post #4 of 5
6/10/03 at 12:52am
MUFFIN MONSTER
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post #5 of 5
6/13/03 at 3:23am
Dude, I was just thinking the exact same thing. What is a Muffin Monster, and how do I get one?
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