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^Chewer above me/ v Chewer below me

post #1 of 1017
7/24/02 at 1:10am
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I'm not sure if this game was ever played on the Chud Message boards so I'll explane how to play. It is sort of a game of roasting each other.

Each post will talk about/insult the person posted above you ^ then say somthing about yourself < then say somthing about/insult the next person to post below you V .

A post should look somthing like this:

^ Will get plastered and then Strip at CHUDwest.
< Glad he wont be there to see it.
v Eagerly awaits to watch ^ get plastered and then strip at CHUDwest.

That is really how it goes so I'll start with the first post.

< gets high on asthma meds and antidepressants at night.
v doesn't even know that that a state of being other than high even exists.
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post #2 of 1017
7/24/02 at 2:38am
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^ hopes someone will respond to this thread.
< needs someone to acknowlege that he exists.
v thinks Adam Sandler is a god.
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post #3 of 1017
7/24/02 at 3:37am
^ thinks this is a cool "game"
< doesn't see the point of it.
v probably agrees with me.
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post #4 of 1017
7/24/02 at 4:42am
/\ Is a complete and utter loser.
< Is too cool for school
\/ Won't resist the urge to masterbate at work tomorrow.
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post #5 of 1017
7/24/02 at 4:49am
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^ has a thing for other people masterbating.
< doesn't have a job.
v thinks masterbation is a karate teacher.
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post #6 of 1017
7/24/02 at 5:01am
^ Masturbates to guys in dresses.
< Only holds the key to the closet.
v will look at this thread and let out a low, "ugh".
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post #7 of 1017
7/24/02 at 5:09am
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^ responds to this thread never the less.
< just worked out and is too tired to think of anything.
v 's idea of a workout is reading the entire Answer a Questions / Ask a Question thread.
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post #8 of 1017
7/24/02 at 5:17am
^thinks he is clever making up this thread
< Is watching the Punisher
"down" owns the entire "Saved by the Bell" collection
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post #9 of 1017
7/24/02 at 5:22am
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^ owns the entire Momma's Family series.
< stole this thread from another site and cannot think up any orignal ideas of his own.
v is helping me make this thread more popular.
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post #10 of 1017
7/24/02 at 5:50am
^ has woefully misinterpreted my reasons for posting in this thread
< is only posting in this thread to pad out his post total
v is probably doing the same thing
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post #11 of 1017
7/24/02 at 6:46am
^ knows precisely the reasoning for responding to this thread.
< is also only padding post counts.
v is unaware of the fact that Tony Danza is playing God in the next Oh God! movie, "Oh God, I've lost my career"
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post #12 of 1017
7/24/02 at 6:49am
^ fucked up that last post. DAMN NO EDIT!
< will try again.
v is unaware of the fact that Tony Danza is playing Jerry Landers alongside Sean Connery as God in the next Oh God! movie, "Oh God, I've lost my career"
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post #13 of 1017
7/24/02 at 9:02am
^ Enjoys "the touch and feel of cotton" a little too much.

< Used to think Michelle Meyrink was the end-all, be all of females {circa Real Genius}

v Was once arrested for Mopery{exposing yourself to a blind person}.
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post #14 of 1017
7/24/02 at 11:00am
^don't really know this guy, but I think I know what wavelength he is on.

<someone you may have seen in SOHO

Down: my partner in crime

NOTE: Sleeplesslumber, where do you find that down thingy symbol? neato game, btw.
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post #15 of 1017
7/24/02 at 11:05am
Quote:
purpled_hazed:

NOTE: Sleeplesslumber, where do you find that down thingy symbol? neato game, btw.
Its a VEE, Satchmo.
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post #16 of 1017
7/24/02 at 11:07am
^ doesn't know the "down thingy" is a lower case V.
< has a toothache.
v has hairy palms.
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post #17 of 1017
7/24/02 at 11:13am
^figured out the down symbol

<wanted to edited the above post but couldn't

v my other partner in crime
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post #18 of 1017
7/24/02 at 11:51am
^Thinks I'm his partner in crime
>Thinks this thread should die a quick death
v will be the last post in this stupid thread.
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post #19 of 1017
7/24/02 at 12:16pm
^ Harbors a desire to be adbucted by mantis aliens
< wishes more people would buy the Package CD
V Found a bizarre insect grafted to his/her genitalia
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post #20 of 1017
7/24/02 at 12:22pm
/\ *Bought a house pre-poltergeist-ed
< *Can't wait for CHUDWEST '02!
\/ *Has dirty knees...we wonder why.
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post #21 of 1017
7/24/02 at 1:29pm
^ Keeps trying to pull up my pants legs to look at my knees.
< Likes to use emoticons 'cause he thinks they're "cute".
v Never returns my late-nite phone calls.
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post #22 of 1017
7/24/02 at 1:53pm
^ Realized there was no God beacuse of his existence
< Knows that If There is a God, I know he likes to rock, he likes his guitars, and his spiders from Mars
V Proves the existence of Satan, as evidenced by those teeh
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post #23 of 1017
7/24/02 at 11:34pm
^Probably speaks Japanese

<NOT A MAN, NOT A MAN, NOT A MAN

v Last book they read was "Itsy, Bitsy Spider" and thought it was interesting.
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post #24 of 1017
7/25/02 at 12:15am
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^ not a woman either.
< can reconize other sexless demons on the message boards.
v is helping me in my plan to takeover the world and bring about the apocalypse.
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post #25 of 1017
7/25/02 at 12:28am
^ posts odd threads
< tired, but is a post-aholic, obviously
V is yet another, tired post-aholic
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post #26 of 1017
7/25/02 at 1:17am
/\ Desperately wants someone else to wallow in his misery.

< Has not been able to post much in any other forum for quite some time.

\/ By posting after me admits to licking sweaty goat balls.
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post #27 of 1017
7/25/02 at 3:02am
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^ is named after a hungry chunk of wood.
< Bob sees a lot of action.
v has no idea how infectious a smile can be.
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post #28 of 1017
7/25/02 at 4:03am
^Stole Sleeplesslumber's xanax paste

< Is a woman that hates wearing panties

v Person that brought those snakeheadfish to the states.
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post #29 of 1017
7/25/02 at 6:52am
/\ Is woman I would like to watch though Glass floor tiles

<Ran out of Piranha to feed snakeheadfish had to let them go.

\/Thinks "talking shit," means "You have bad breath."
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post #30 of 1017
7/25/02 at 8:19am
^ Affectionately known behind his back as Wilt Chamberlains 'stunt penis'.

< Will make you suffer from Fistaphobia.

v Will try again next year to join the damn Green Lantern Corps.
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post #31 of 1017
7/25/02 at 10:25am
^ Was never truly happy 'till the day he realized 'fist' was also a verb.

< Is pretty sure the Green Lantern Corps will accept his application this year, now that the rash has cleared up.

v Keeps sending me nun porn via e-mail.
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post #32 of 1017
7/25/02 at 5:11pm
^ Turned Rupert Everett straight
< Was factory assmebled in Singapore from parts crafted in Malaysia
V Is the REASON doves cry
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post #33 of 1017
7/25/02 at 5:12pm
^ Had his stiff drink, and is now in a pee group.

< Is fixing a stiff drink, right after he types this.

v Has a stiffy.
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post #34 of 1017
7/25/02 at 5:14pm
^ Beat me to the punch.

< Is drinking punch.

v Soon to be a member of The Nation's Punched.
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post #35 of 1017
7/25/02 at 5:50pm
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^ will have one hell of a hangover.
< Xanax paste?
v thinks people steal story ideas from'em by drinking some magic well drink and is about to sue because of this.
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post #36 of 1017
7/25/02 at 6:37pm
^ So far gone that he doesn't REMEMBER what XANAX paste is.

< Has a neat Xanax silver pill pendant on a silver chain, HONEST

v Masturbates frequently with a watermelon, cuts a hole in it first though.
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post #37 of 1017
7/25/02 at 6:59pm
^ Left out the part about saturating the watermelon with vodka prior to fruit humpage.

< Would really never force himself on fruit...regardless of it juicy, pink flesh.

v Is suspiciously eyeing the crisper drawer of their fridge.
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post #38 of 1017
7/25/02 at 7:50pm
^Don't let this guy fool ya..he puts beef liver in that hole and does not even have any vodka.

< I have vodka, ABSOLUTELY.

V Is really Steve-O from "JACKASS".
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post #39 of 1017
7/26/02 at 5:01am
/\ Still the woman I want to watch through glass floor tiles

<Burn marks and ball-bag staples healing nicely. The dart tip stuck in my ass cheek has yet to come out.

\/ is member of Baalut Eaters of North America
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post #40 of 1017
7/26/02 at 5:31am
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^ ?
< is stunned that this thread has reached 43 posts in a little more than two days.
v is unaware that their head will explode within the next hour because their ex is a scanner.
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post #41 of 1017
7/27/02 at 2:03am
/\ eat's Baalut even though he does not know what it is.

< Knows that:
1) Baalut is Phillipino delicacy concisting of a fertalized duck egg that has never hatched and has been ferment while burried under ground.
2) It has also been called "eggs with feet" and "down omlete."
3) Knows Keeper of the Grove would never eat that shit.

\/ Thinks Keeper is a sick Muthafucka for even knowing what Baalut is.
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post #42 of 1017
7/27/02 at 2:30am
^Keeping more that their grove handy.
<Hoping insanity doesn't run in family, otherwise future children will have it.
vGoes insane for rice cakes smothered in ky and has a straw collection.
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post #43 of 1017
7/27/02 at 3:21am
^ Went MAD because he ate too many of those "POP ROCKS"..you know the candy ones. Next time, please do not put the whole bag in your mouth at once, please.

< Is a cereal killer,and loves Captain Crunch.

V Stole the head off of the Statue of Liberty.
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post #44 of 1017
7/27/02 at 4:09am
^Has a Pop Rocks fetish. You put them where? eek!
<Wonder's why he bothers, nobody listens anyway.
vSleeps in Power Ranger underoos.
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post #45 of 1017
7/27/02 at 4:39am
^ Has a severe hearing problem from eating all those damn "POP ROCKS" eek!

< Can play a 15 minute drum solo on her head.

V Thinks "cabbage droop" means the cabbage is withered and old.
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post #46 of 1017
7/28/02 at 2:35am
^is saving up money for operation to have pop rocks removed.
<Has given up hope.
vLikes to eat tissue paper in the dark wearing only a cock-ring.
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post #47 of 1017
7/28/02 at 2:56am
^ We are now accepting donations to help this "Mad" person out. By the way, send the donations to purple_hazed. I will make sure he gets it...well, uh..well, uh...Jon Lovitz will make sure he gets it.

< Thinks a person's integrity means more than money.

V I love you period, do you love me question mark, maybe exclamation point.
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post #48 of 1017
7/28/02 at 3:02am
^Is completely off her rocker.

<Wishes he had a new La-Z-Boy rocker.

vGot their rocker from the alley.
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post #49 of 1017
7/28/02 at 3:14am
^ Is really completely off his rocker..in fact I have it. I stole it off his porch last night.

< Is off her rocker she stole last night and sitting in a brand new, state of the art computer desk chair. Hell, it even reclines.

V Pink Cadillac, 1999, and The Bird.
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post #50 of 1017
7/28/02 at 3:17am
^Needs to click on the my profile link and see if she has mail.

<Has been waiting weeks for things to come in the mail.

vOnly gets junk mail.
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