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post #101 of 1017
8/12/02 at 6:07pm
^forgot the rules of the game

< is extrordinarilly full of malicious feelings right now

> is STILL TAUNTING ME!!!

V didn't realize that "quote" is only a verb, and in noun form MUST NEEDS BE "quotation" and not the commonly miswrote "quote". Learn some usage, fucklet.
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post #102 of 1017
8/12/02 at 9:58pm
^is actually correct in the fact that i am, indeed, a fucklet
<is wearing ex boyfriends boxers
v actually IS ex boyfriends boxers
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post #103 of 1017
8/12/02 at 10:07pm
^ Wants to see me in Ex-Boyfriends boxers

< is happy to have glow in the dark Smiley faces all over her.

V wants to have glow in the dark smileys painted all over them by retarded monkeys while getting their toes licked.
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post #104 of 1017
8/12/02 at 10:45pm
^Has finished with the monkeys and is looking for some poor schmuck to offload them on.

<Was hoping for some really good pics of ^'s monkey sex.

vIs hoping monkey sex porn will pay their way through college.
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post #105 of 1017
8/13/02 at 5:21am
^ posed for the monkey sex photos.
< hired out the photographer and didn't come within 30 miles of the set.
v was turned down for the part of the monkey's....and the humans.
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post #106 of 1017
8/13/02 at 8:07am
/\ Is jealous of my homosexual stalkers and wants a couple of his own.

<Wants to have sex with the Debra Winger from Uban Cowboy

\/Can't understand why I would want to do that
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post #107 of 1017
8/13/02 at 8:58am
^ Has mistaken Scott Glen for Debra Winger in Urban Cowboy

< Would like more coffee in his tea.

v Is single-handedly responsible for ALL record sales of the pop sensation known as WHAM! in the 80's.
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post #108 of 1017
8/13/02 at 9:46am
^ is jealous of my WHAM! collection.
< keeps a voodoo doll of Andrew Ridgley on the mantle of the fireplace.
v has proposed hot, stinky monkey-sex to George Michael.
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post #109 of 1017
8/13/02 at 11:15am
^ Are you kidding me Kid Ego? George Michael is my brother, and I AM NOT INTO INCEST.

<Wishes brother George would make a come back.

V Sits at the bar, and when the waitress has her head turns spits into the pitcher of beer she has on her tray. What a shame.
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post #110 of 1017
8/13/02 at 11:20am
^ drinks it
< watches
v paid for it
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post #111 of 1017
8/13/02 at 1:41pm
/\Doesn't know his mother gave me the money for the drinks so that her boy could hang with someone cool.

< Drinks are on me!

\/ Has a party in their mouth in which everyone comes
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post #112 of 1017
8/13/02 at 5:25pm
^ NOT SO, I hate the taste of Clorox.

< Not too domesticated, and loves microwaves.

V Has been on the street selling pencils today. Made a whomping 55 cents.
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post #113 of 1017
8/13/02 at 7:07pm
^ Is for once right about something.

< Feels like he's been kicked in the throat.

v Was once mistaken for Donny Most
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post #114 of 1017
8/13/02 at 8:20pm
^ Cool bloke from UK that made a whomping .653590499408501 pounds selling pencils today.

< Actually went backstage and met Hootie and the Blowfish.

V Wonders who in the hell "Hootie and the Blowfish" is?
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post #115 of 1017
8/13/02 at 8:23pm
^ Is blissfully unaware that THAT is a compliment.

< Is regarded in certain circles as the Anti-Hootie.

v Thinks they're fuckin Charlie Bronson...Mr Majestyk.
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post #116 of 1017
8/14/02 at 2:55am
^ Would like to have sex with the rest of the aliens.

< Is an alien, but doesn't like you in that 'galactic' sense.

v Has a large collection of their toenail clippings pasted onto a piece of taffeta.
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post #117 of 1017
8/14/02 at 3:06am
/\ Got caught eating said toenail clipings

< Doesn't clean toenails

\/ Walked in on parents having sex and said, "Daddy, why are you cleaning mommy's butt like that? We have toilet paper."
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post #118 of 1017
8/14/02 at 3:09am
^ Needs therapy twice a week after that incident.

< Wants to eat lunch with Keeper's mom sometime. A 'hot lunch' that is.

V Is repulsed by the idea, although wouldn't say no a couple of donkey punches and an occassional dirty sanchez.
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post #119 of 1017
8/14/02 at 12:08pm
^ lives in fucking Oklahoma and can only get laid by cousin, but that's common in Oklahoma...

< Used to live in Oklahoma, but cousins lived in Alabama, which is MUCH worse.

V Wishes they lived in Oklahoma right now, cause at least they'd get laid...
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post #120 of 1017
8/14/02 at 12:10pm
^ has a wonderful voice

< couldn't get laid in any state, probably

V just got laid 5 minutes ago
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post #121 of 1017
8/14/02 at 2:19pm
^ Amazingly correct
< just got laid 5 minutes ago *actually 14 minutes*
v wishes they were me
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post #122 of 1017
8/15/02 at 2:39am
^ by "laid" meant "laid out"

< IS you. There is no such wishing.

> Watches you all the time... just waiting for that fatal mistake. >< GWA HAHAHA!!

V Loves me cuz I'm the bestest assbag in the world.
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post #123 of 1017
8/15/02 at 5:22am
^ Confuses the word 'love' with 'can't stand'.

< Wishes Mz. D'Kay were my cousin...

V Wants to lick Verbal up and down with a tub of margarine.
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post #124 of 1017
8/15/02 at 9:21am
^ Is insanely jealous of margarine.

< Is one sleepy motherfucker.

v Once had a crush on LeRoy from Fame.
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post #125 of 1017
8/15/02 at 10:24am
^ Not gonna live forever.

< Currently has a crush on Daddy Warbucks from Annie.

V Exiled from the Magic Kingdom for lewd behavior.
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post #126 of 1017
8/15/02 at 12:04pm
/\ Has severe problem with toenail fungus

<I don't think Mooning Mini Mouse is lewd

\/ Had sex with Roseanne Barr
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post #127 of 1017
8/15/02 at 12:07pm
^ No slouch in the "banging bison" dept either.

< Means that in the nicest possible way.

v Won a Ned Beatty lookalike contest when they were 12.
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post #128 of 1017
8/15/02 at 3:54pm
^ Want to get with me to help me lower my "Purity" rating

< has no clue who Ned Beaty is, but probably COULD have won that contest

V Can't wait for me to lower my purity rating, and probably also wishes i was their cousin.
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post #129 of 1017
8/15/02 at 4:04pm
^ Is absolutely right.

< Doesn't need to lose any more purity points and feels Mz. D'kay would take us down to single digits.

v Is a vestal virgin.
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post #130 of 1017
8/15/02 at 5:00pm
^ thinks Mz. D'kay is a sexy Bitch

< is **NOT** a virgin of any kind

V also needs to have their Purity score lowered. You need any help doing that??
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post #131 of 1017
8/15/02 at 7:35pm
^ wishes my DD's weren't in a bra

< loves the lacey bra

v also loves the lacey bra
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post #132 of 1017
8/16/02 at 12:05am
^thinks I love her lacey bra

< only loves Azzy's lacey bra

> is incapable of love.

V is also thus.
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post #133 of 1017
8/19/02 at 9:30am
^ was the inspiration for groin-punching.

< Is a fighter not a bleeder.

V Really thinks Danny Bonaduce is supercool, bitch.
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post #134 of 1017
8/21/02 at 4:42am
^ wants Rob Lowe to poke him in the ass.
< has a birthday on Thursday.
v wants to give me a "special" present.
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post #135 of 1017
8/22/02 at 12:46am
/\ Already got the present from me and is still wiping it off of face.

< Thinks this thread should last forever

\/ is next in line for Present
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post #136 of 1017
8/22/02 at 2:28am
^ only thinks it's me...in actuality it's Katanga.
< is alone on his birthday.
v doesn't care in the slightest.
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post #137 of 1017
8/22/02 at 9:17am
^ Is celebrating his birthday with Billy Barty and a tub of Jell-O.

< Cares about all Dog's creatures.

V Is a real "sumamabitch"...to quote Bernie Mac.
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post #138 of 1017
8/24/02 at 12:04am
^Cares about all Dog's creatures, but has been known to steal their "Milk Bones".

< Cannot wait till Monday, US Open Starts.

V This person's idea of a good time is throwing rocks at cars.
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post #139 of 1017
8/25/02 at 1:22am
^ Hates to drive by my house

< Likes to make cream horns, ala Van Wilder

v Saw all Leonard, Parts 1-5 and thought 6 was just fluff.
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post #140 of 1017
8/25/02 at 1:27am
^ just likes to jack off dogs.
< thought Leonard: Part 6 was a well written epic worthy of inclusion in the "anals" <pun intended> of movie history.
v thought the word "anals" was funny.
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post #141 of 1017
8/26/02 at 3:14am
Thread Starter 
^ Will always get a kick out of anal humor.

< thinks Uranus is funnier.

v probably missed my reference to ass kicking.
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post #142 of 1017
8/26/02 at 3:15am
^ had a lame reference to ass-kicking.
< got it....didn't laugh...
v still missed it.
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post #143 of 1017
8/26/02 at 3:31am
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^ cannot phyically remo...
< is too tired to finish his sen...
v thinks skinny mo...
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post #144 of 1017
8/26/02 at 7:53am
^ is drunk.
< wishes he were.
v wishes they were drunk with <
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post #145 of 1017
8/26/02 at 9:28am
^ Is drunk with power

< Is powered by the fat kid in Monsters Ball

v President of the Powers Boothe fanclub.
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post #146 of 1017
8/26/02 at 9:44am
^ runs the Powers Booth at the Starbase 21 Star Trek convention.
< By the Power of Grayskull...I HAVE THE POWER!
v is confused.....by power.
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post #147 of 1017
8/26/02 at 10:39am
^ totally digs me in my pink tights...he likes using his thumb and forefinger though...
< is putting the power ranger's tights on ebay with a reserve of $300.
v just emailed me a plea for the auction number...
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post #148 of 1017
8/27/02 at 1:30am
/\ Looks better in green tights

< Is confused because ebay is blocked at work, but is allowed to cruse CHUD at anytime.

\/ Is to blame for ebay being blocked.
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post #149 of 1017
8/27/02 at 3:36am
^ is only blocked from the "Adult" section of Ebay.
< only sells pictures of himself in the "Adult" section of Ebay.
v will go searching for them 20 seconds after reading this post.
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post #150 of 1017
8/27/02 at 10:04pm
^ was hoping it would be me looking for naked pic of him on e-bay.

< DID go looking for naked pics of ^ on e-bay. and VERY dissapointed to not find any...

V wishes i would see naked pic of myself on e-bay.
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