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post #1001 of 1017
4/29/04 at 4:59pm
^ Could have dressed better now that he can afford it

< Trying to make good on the deal

V Looks like he stuck his head in the cheese dip back in 1950
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post #1002 of 1017
4/29/04 at 7:23pm
^Wishes he could play with his Strawberry Shortcake
dolls more often

<Should probably get ready for bed..if she can dodge
her SO's wandering hands

vSniffs womens' panties and socks. Used panties
and socks.
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post #1003 of 1017
5/10/04 at 11:46pm
^ has not realized that it's the "touch, the feel" of cotton, not the smell...

< BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!.....you can't kill me- anymore than you can KILL THIS THREAD!!!!

v possibly wondering who this old ^ bastich is...because there ain't no comin' back man, there ain't no comin' back...
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post #1004 of 1017
5/10/04 at 11:52pm
^ Revived this thread for some reason

< Clueless as to why

V Is likely clueless as well
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post #1005 of 1017
5/11/04 at 11:50am
^-Ponders over things needlessly

<-Is guilty of doing the same damn thing
but who gives a shit?

V-Likes to pet dogs while naked
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post #1006 of 1017
5/11/04 at 11:52am
^ pretends to be a dog when I'm naked

< likes heavy petting

v requires a leash
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post #1007 of 1017
5/11/04 at 11:55am
^- Wants a spanking

<- Believes that everyone here wants
a spanking

V- Cries when they hear Celine Dion sing
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post #1008 of 1017
5/11/04 at 5:05pm
^ still, would fondle Celine's honkers

< Knows ^ is fuckin' bonkers

v craves Screaming Yellow Zonkers
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post #1009 of 1017
5/12/04 at 10:41pm
^ Likes to touch himself too much

< Needs to find a better hiding place for those blueprints

V Uses words like "kumquat", "sausage", or "chickadee" when
trying to pick up women.
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post #1010 of 1017
5/12/04 at 11:17pm
^ My little Chickadee

< Little Big Man

V Little Monsters
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post #1011 of 1017
5/13/04 at 11:00pm
^ Georgie Porgie, pudding pie

< Apple Tart

V Cream Puff
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post #1012 of 1017
5/14/04 at 9:24pm
^ Cries when the bong is tipped over

< Loves the Pillsbury boy

v Is a glassy-eyed, patchouli-scented grape smuggler
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post #1013 of 1017
5/20/04 at 8:19am
^ Always says that when he's wearing a dress

< Wouldn't mind checking that out

v Wants to wear a dress as well
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post #1014 of 1017
1/12/05 at 7:13am
^ Cabbage head.

< Level head.

V Copperhead.
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post #1015 of 1017
1/12/05 at 10:11am
^ Doctor Cocteu

< John Spartan

V Associate Bob
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post #1016 of 1017
1/13/05 at 7:02am
^ Storm Shadow

< Snake-Eyes

v Quick Kick
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post #1017 of 1017
1/31/05 at 12:13pm
^ Probably fantasizes about being a ninja

< Is pink on the inside

v likes to put on red pumps and go hustling for trade
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