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post #51 of 1017
7/28/02 at 3:31am
^ I did check my mail. I had an encoded message.

< Thinks MADMAN should quit signing up on porno sites...JUNK MAIL..Think about it.

V Thinks "Naked Lunch" is a pototo without a peel, pill,..how do you spell it. Oh yeah, peal.
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post #52 of 1017
7/28/02 at 5:07am
^Likes to get naked while eating lunch. eek!

<Thinks naked is good for a messy munch. wink

vIs convinced of being Baron Munchausen in a former life.
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post #53 of 1017
7/28/02 at 5:43am
^ Thinks I was Baron Munchausen in a prior life.
< Feels all squishy right now.
v is touching their "private parts" right now.
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post #54 of 1017
7/29/02 at 6:34am
/\ Cannot stop thinking about my private parts

< Love Fondling favorite Howerd Stern DVD

\/Rolls around in Pizza doe while Jacking to Scat porn, on favorite Fetish site.
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post #55 of 1017
7/29/02 at 7:35am
^ falls asleep, nightly, hugging a lifesize blow-up doll of Judi Dench.
< wanted to fly jets when he grew up.
v likes the feel of Vaseline and Astroglide on their skin...but only when applied with a 12" black cock.
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post #56 of 1017
7/29/02 at 10:48am
^ Once performed as drag queen extraordinaire:
SOFONDA COX !!!

< is NOT Randall Flagg.

v Has no idea who Randall Flagg...nor do they care...the bastard.
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post #57 of 1017
7/30/02 at 1:45am
/\ Is Randall Flagg and is Just trying to convince you he does not exist, until the superflu epidemic hits and he can finally take over the world.

<Does not know that Randall Flagg was the embodiment of evil in THE STAND.

\/ Is nobody because this thread is going to die before anyone else posts.
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post #58 of 1017
7/30/02 at 3:02am
^ Show how much he knows. and what the hell is keeper of the grove? Ah...he meant keeper of the groove. I get it.

< Hates bras.

V The person that messed with the Yale website. Shame on you.
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post #59 of 1017
7/30/02 at 3:41am
/\ Is woman I'd like to watch through glass floor tiles while in a wet tee shirt contest.

< No I meant Keeper of the GROVE, but don't mind keeping an eye on a Groove from time to time.

\/Is person Hosing down purpled_hazed at wet tee shirt contest.
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post #60 of 1017
7/30/02 at 6:50am
^ is naked
< is nervous
v is naked
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post #61 of 1017
7/30/02 at 8:14am
^ is masturbating FURIOUSLY to the image of me naked.
< is not naked.
v is masturbating FURIOUSLY to the image of me naked.
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post #62 of 1017
7/30/02 at 9:36am
/\ Compulsive lier

< Penis Hurts

\/ Wants to Give me another hand job anyway.
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post #63 of 1017
7/30/02 at 10:16pm
^ OH, so you did enjoy the SUPER GLUE treatment. So much for being into pain.

< *sniffle* just realized my favorite pair of Birkenstocks are coming apart, and I've only had them for 6 years

V Is naked at the computer and can be viewed on webcam. Doesn't charge a fee either, but will "PAY YOU" if you watch.
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post #64 of 1017
7/30/02 at 10:52pm
^ has robbed me blind

< is dead broke

V can't control his erection
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post #65 of 1017
7/30/02 at 10:55pm
^ still roots for the Phils

< is quoting Saving Private Ryan nonstop

v thinks Moulin Rouge is a masterpiece
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post #66 of 1017
7/30/02 at 11:11pm
^ Inbreeds, as is the custom of folks from Homewood, Alabama.
< Needs to cut down on buying DVDs... running low on cash.
v Likes to spank the monkey.
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post #67 of 1017
7/30/02 at 11:22pm
^ speaks the truth, that's for sure

< can't wait for Signs

V is the Man Show boy
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post #68 of 1017
7/30/02 at 11:42pm
^ has rock hard nipples

< drank a lot of water

V likes a chick with a dick
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post #69 of 1017
7/30/02 at 11:54pm
^ has a Nick Nunziata shrine in his room

< used to

V is making one
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post #70 of 1017
7/31/02 at 2:32am
^ only knows about the "Thriller" CD because he begs to borrow it every week.
< actually owns a "Nelson: After the Rain" CD.
v wants to borrow it.
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post #71 of 1017
7/31/02 at 5:58am
^Desperately hopes I'll borrow his Nelson c.d. indefinitely.

<Is seriously considering it.

vIs seriously considering getting into the porn industry as a fluffer.
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post #72 of 1017
7/31/02 at 6:19am
/\will only give Nelson CD to Me

<Wants nelson CD to get on good side of Sister Tracy Nelson
<img src="http://disney.go.com/disneyvideos/liveaction/perfectgame/behind/nelson/images/index-photo.jpg" alt="" />
<img src="http://www.aros.net/~gr8escap/tracy.jpg" alt="" />

\/Wishes that I would be on their good side
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post #73 of 1017
7/31/02 at 7:55am
^ really wants this cd....
<img src="http://www.thenelsonbrothers.com/albums/atrcvr.JPG" alt="" />

&lt; has no problem letting him have it.
v only wants to masturbate FURIOUSLY to the pic on the front of that CD.
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post #74 of 1017
8/8/02 at 2:19am
^Will masturbate to it after Kid Ego gets finished with it. Hurry up.

&lt; Actually bought a pair of thong panties today, and hates that little string thing. YUK.

V will be next in line to masturbate FURIOUSLY to the pic on the front of that CD that Kid Ego refuses to share. Hurry up dammit.
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post #75 of 1017
8/8/02 at 2:43am
^ hate the thong she bought today, prefers to go without.

&lt; is excited by this!!

v likes to combine cream cheese and motor oil for sexual lubricant
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post #76 of 1017
8/8/02 at 3:34am
Thread Starter 
^ is the secret lover of Tom Cruise.

&lt; thanks Momo Taro for the lubricant advice.

v will be devistated when it is revealed that J-Lo's butt is fake.
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post #77 of 1017
8/8/02 at 4:54am
^sucks exhaust like a hot rod hooker.

&lt;am tired, but not ran over, not exhausted, but I have a clean motor

&gt;yells at me from time to time. Bitch!

V Has a sick fascination with spikes and lime Jello.
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post #78 of 1017
8/8/02 at 6:02am
/\ is an Assbag

&lt; Likes the spikes - could do without the Jello

\/Thinks oral sex is: Licking the phone while talking dirty to grandma
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post #79 of 1017
8/9/02 at 12:30am
^is good at re-typing.

&lt;knew he would be "insulted" with his name.

&gt;Told me I'd be "insulted" with my name.

V can't get past 99 in the "bottles of beer" song.
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post #80 of 1017
8/9/02 at 12:48am
/\Is still an Assbag

&lt;Likes saying, "Thanks for posting Assbag."

\/ May not be an Assbag, but still is called Assbag
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post #81 of 1017
8/9/02 at 12:52am
/\ Will be shocked that Assbag doesn't reply in time.
&lt; Wants "The Ring" resurrected.
\/ Ate elmer's glue as a child... sniffs model glue as an adult.
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post #82 of 1017
8/9/02 at 2:23am
^ What are you, "psychic", Cheese Biscuit? I impressed.

&lt;Thinking about what Lloyd Bridges said in the movie "Airplane" in reference to sniffing glue..lmao

V Pinched an old woman on the ass as she was crossing the street.
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post #83 of 1017
8/9/02 at 9:07am
^ KNOWS she enjoyed the pinching as much as me.

&lt; Will never grow old and never die.

v Claims nursing homes are prime spots for "trolling ass"...{whatever that means}
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post #84 of 1017
8/9/02 at 11:13am
^Yeah right, like he really doesn't know what that means.HA! He does it everyday.

&lt; THINKS TENNIS RULES! and KNOWS TENNIS RULES.

V Stole my bottle of glue.
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post #85 of 1017
8/10/02 at 1:34am
^ Runs around in circles until she's dizzy

&lt; Glued his penis to the chalkboard with the glue he stole

v Likes to trace their hand onto a piece of paper to make a turkey.
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post #86 of 1017
8/10/02 at 11:50am
^ knows there is little else to do in OK other than glueing body parts to chalkboards. and cow tipping

&lt; loves to do that hand Turkey thing. learned that from a retarded kid.

V retarded kid i learned that nahd turkey thing from.
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post #87 of 1017
8/10/02 at 11:51am
^ stupid bitch that can't Proof read her damned posts for spelling errors BEFORE hitting REPLY!

&lt; the OTHER Stupid bitch that can't proof read.

V is laughing at me right now.
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post #88 of 1017
8/11/02 at 3:33am
^ Likes to tease the re-re's at the bus stop.

&lt; Likes Ms D'Kay's paper turkeys...

v Wouldn't know fun if it crawled up their leg and started dry humping.
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post #89 of 1017
8/11/02 at 3:42am
^ was actually one of the re-re's at the bus stop and is just trying to be macho.

&lt; kicked Taro off my leg last night as "tons of fun" was dry humping it.

v hates the phrase "tons of fun" because it reminds them of their grandma's secret sexual habits.
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post #90 of 1017
8/11/02 at 3:51am
^ Is a mean sonamabitch

&lt; Hates mean sonamabitches

v Will get roshamboed for looking at me crosseyed.
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post #91 of 1017
8/11/02 at 3:55am
^ looks at him cross-eyed.

&lt; can't wait.

v mungs.
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post #92 of 1017
8/11/02 at 6:42am
^ Should be ashamed if he knew what 'mungging' means, especially if he mungged Kid's dead grandmother. You sick freak.

&lt; He's the DJ

V They're the rapper
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post #93 of 1017
8/11/02 at 6:48am
^ is actually, the BJ

&lt; is the wrapper.

v holds the string to tie the knot. *I got nothing...*
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post #94 of 1017
8/11/02 at 10:22am
^ That's because Mom always liked me best.

&lt;Thinks Momo Taro needs to give her back her glue, because he cannot handle it. He is gluing to many body parts together with it, and he's gonna hurt himself.

V Naked right now as they type.
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post #95 of 1017
8/11/02 at 3:26pm
^ masturbating
&lt; masturbating
V masturbating
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post #96 of 1017
8/12/02 at 2:19am
/\Can't find Load rag or Happy sock

&lt;Just use up last clean load rag, must move on to happy sock.

\/ Used /\'s load rag as a napkin.
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post #97 of 1017
8/12/02 at 2:24am
^ Bought his load rag back from me for 25 cents and some old Swank magazines

&lt; Kept the 25 cents

V Gave the Swank magazines to them
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post #98 of 1017
8/12/02 at 3:22am
^ is a damn thief.
&lt; used the Swank mags as load rags.
v has offered me $.50 for the used Swank mags.
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post #99 of 1017
8/12/02 at 5:05pm
^ can't wait to unload in a load rag.

&lt; is selling used load rags on e-bay for $50, and laughing all the way to the bank

V secretly wants to lick my boobs..... and take pictures of the act....
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post #100 of 1017
8/12/02 at 5:22pm
^ That may be so because I am poor, and then I will sell the pictures to "Hustler" and be rich.

&lt;Cannot stand teaching someone to drive that has lenses in their glasses that are 1 inch thick.

V Next time I am teaching someone to drive, please stay on your side of the damn road. I mean it.
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