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Answer a Question/Ask A Question: The Saga Continues

post #1 of 4059
5/3/02 at 11:32am
Thread Starter 
For those that are new here, Shelby started the longest running thread ever here on CHUD. I can't remember what number we were up to (I think it was around 15 threads or so), so I will just start a new thread.

Here's how the game works:

1. Answer the question posed in the previous post
2. Ask a question for the next poster

Tips:

1) If two people post at the same time (which happens more often than you'd think), either answer both questions posed or if you are the second poster, go back and edit your post to answer the post before yours.

2) Please refresh your screen often so you can answer the most recent post.

3) There's no need to use the quote button. If you are answering the previous post, we will know what you are replying to.

4)Although it is very tempting, please do not post simply to comment on other people's posts. It clogs the thread and provides no continuity to the game.

5) Feel free to post silly as well as personal questions (I prefer these as they give insight into our fellow Chewers), however please post a question that can be answered.

LET'S PLAY!

Q: How old were you when you first discovered masturbation?
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post #2 of 4059
5/3/02 at 12:02pm
A:Sixteen years old.
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Q:Pornography, good or bad?
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post #3 of 4059
5/3/02 at 12:03pm
Good.

Taking into proportionate hair growth, who's furrier, Tom Selleck or King Kong
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post #4 of 4059
5/3/02 at 12:05pm
Tom Selleck

Boxers shorts or panties?
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post #5 of 4059
5/3/02 at 12:08pm
I'd say its sexier if girls wear panties.
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Q: Beer or hard liquor?
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post #6 of 4059
5/3/02 at 12:11pm
Beer!

What is your earliest memory?
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post #7 of 4059
5/3/02 at 12:14pm
Throwing up right infront of the teacher as i was handing my homework into the teacher in math class in 2nd grade.
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Q:Shaved down below,or not? Which do you prefer.
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post #8 of 4059
5/3/02 at 3:22pm
Thread Starter 
Q: Not, but neatly trimmed. I prefer less hairy, but not "bald." It's too prepubescent for me.

A: What's your favorite pizza topping and why?
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post #9 of 4059
5/3/02 at 3:48pm
Ooooo...I wanted to say something inappropriate...but I like sausage, pepperoni, and olives.

What question wouldn't you ask?
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post #10 of 4059
5/3/02 at 4:40pm
"so....where is this relationship going?"

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so....where *is* this relationship going?
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post #11 of 4059
5/3/02 at 4:52pm
I don't know, how do you feel about sex on the first date?

I don't know, how do you feel about sex on the first date?
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post #12 of 4059
5/3/02 at 4:54pm
Only with Star Wars style geeks.

Do you kiss ass?
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post #13 of 4059
5/3/02 at 4:59pm
absolutely not. which is why management hates me.

girls: gym guys or dough boys?
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post #14 of 4059
5/3/02 at 6:46pm
Eh, who cares...as long as they are funny!

What was your worst nightmare that you remember?
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post #15 of 4059
5/3/02 at 6:53pm
Stabbing my grandmother.

Sepentor or Cobra Commander, and why?
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post #16 of 4059
5/3/02 at 8:26pm
cobra commander...must i explain?

where are my pants?
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post #17 of 4059
5/3/02 at 8:29pm
In heaven.

Where does your signature come from?
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post #18 of 4059
5/3/02 at 8:36pm
It is a quote from some famous author that I changed to fit movies.

Butter or I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?
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post #19 of 4059
5/4/02 at 3:06am
Gabrielle.

Who has a bigger chin? Leno or Bruce Campbell?
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post #20 of 4059
5/4/02 at 7:53am
"This is my friend, Ludwig!"

Will you ever actually make a film?
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post #21 of 4059
5/4/02 at 7:58am
Yes I have.

Does Super-8 count as film?
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post #22 of 4059
5/4/02 at 11:46am
Only if you made the film at a Super-8. wink

Why are those birds looking at me...like that...again?
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post #23 of 4059
5/4/02 at 12:25pm
Because they are waiting for you to break out in song so they can sing along...

Would you ever pose nude?
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post #24 of 4059
5/4/02 at 12:47pm
i do it all the time.

do you mean for photos?
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post #25 of 4059
5/4/02 at 2:02pm
no,just in general

why do i paint my fingernails?
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post #26 of 4059
5/4/02 at 2:32pm
You don't, you just tell people you do to mask the fact that your nails are naturally that color.

Where did Rosie O'Donnel come from and why won't she go back?
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post #27 of 4059
5/4/02 at 3:03pm
Shes from the 9th gate of hell. She wont go back because she loves torturing us.

Q: Why are tennis balls neon green?
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post #28 of 4059
5/4/02 at 3:12pm
So you can see where your ball goes when you hit it over the fence.

What is the most ironic thing that has ever happened to you?
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post #29 of 4059
5/6/02 at 12:35am
Thread Starter 
A: Getting rid of one loser roommate and getting stuck with another.

Q: My birthday is coming up soon, how should I celebrate it?
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post #30 of 4059
5/6/02 at 12:56am
By getting drunk of course. Is there another way? (Thats not my question)

When was the last time you told someone you loved them and who was it?
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post #31 of 4059
5/6/02 at 1:36am
My son, herein to be known as K2. And it was no more than a half-hour ago when I dropped him off at his mom's.

Do you actually use the Yellow Pages -such as if you were driving around and just had to find the number for a pizza to be delivered upon your arrival home and are looking for the Yellow Pages slung from a chain in a phone booth- or do you make the operator earn their pay and punch 411 on your cell phone?
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post #32 of 4059
5/6/02 at 1:40am
411, for sure! And at Nextel they also connect you to the party you are calling. I love it!

Why is it a good thing for women to get a yeast infection?
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post #33 of 4059
5/6/02 at 1:59am
Ugh. I dunno but I am interested in the answer.

If you could change one thing in your life what would it be?
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post #34 of 4059
5/6/02 at 2:13am
My age.

When was your first orgasm?
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post #35 of 4059
5/6/02 at 2:38am
Quote:
Shelby:
Ugh. I dunno but I am interested in the answer.

If you could change one thing in your life what would it be?
Okay Shelby, I will answer, but not before I apologize in advance.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
"Why is it a good thing for women to get a yeast infection?"

Because women should find out what its like to have to live with an irritating cunt, too!

I would change being too nice all the time.

WHAT?
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post #36 of 4059
5/6/02 at 3:13am
Quote:
Nasty Ol' Will:


Because women should find out what its like to have to live with an irritating cunt, too!
Yes! Thats a good one
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post #37 of 4059
5/6/02 at 5:02am
Ah, what's the question Shelby?
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post #38 of 4059
5/6/02 at 11:15am
Quote:
Kronos:
My age.

When was your first orgasm?
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post #39 of 4059
5/6/02 at 3:46pm
The first time I found my little friend had a mind all his own. About thirteeen, I think.

It was then when I discovered that Santa Claus didn't have all the best toys in the world.

Did you have an idol growing up and who was it?
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post #40 of 4059
5/6/02 at 4:46pm
Beethoven.

What grosses you out?
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post #41 of 4059
5/6/02 at 7:42pm
Jumping from the Eiffel Tower with 20 pounds of C-4 and ball bearings strapped to me and exploding in midair.

Are you now or have you ever been in the PEN-15 club?
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post #42 of 4059
5/6/02 at 7:46pm
Thread Starter 
Damn, you answered before me. I'll answer both.

A1: As painless as possible! I have a coworker who wants to die as painful as possible because he wants to "experience every sensation possible." His choices would to be flung off a cliff onto jagged rocks or drowning.

A2: I don't know what a PEN-15 club is, so no.

Q: If you had the power to change only one thing in history, what would you change?
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post #43 of 4059
5/6/02 at 7:55pm
I'm sure there's someone out there who knows what the "PEN-15" club is.
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post #44 of 4059
5/6/02 at 11:13pm
Quote:
Diva:
Q: If you had the power to change only one thing in history, what would you change?
A: Nothing, changing the past never goes well when they do it in movies.

Q: What is your favourite nickname for breasts?
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post #45 of 4059
5/7/02 at 12:13am
Fleshy Liquid Pouches on Which to Suck and Nibble

If you had to choose one, which would you choose and why: being deaf or being blind?
why?
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post #46 of 4059
5/7/02 at 1:21am
Being deaf. I need to see. Love to read. Could live a more enjoyable life seeing. Hate the dark. So yeah, I need to see. Not that being deaf is a walk in the park...

So would you do Mickey or Minnie if you were a mouse?
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post #47 of 4059
5/7/02 at 4:40am
No, but only because I know Minnie would turn me down.

Does the bear actually wipe his ass with the rabbit - if so, does it happen before, after or during the rabbits race with the turtle?
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post #48 of 4059
5/7/02 at 4:43am
yes. During the race that is why the rabbit lost.

Ever have Deja vu when you walk into a place even though you have never been there before?
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post #49 of 4059
5/7/02 at 8:30am
Big pile o' money.

What's the longest you've ever stayed awake?
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post #50 of 4059
5/7/02 at 11:35am
On a completely unrelated note, Diva, look long and hard at how this is spelled and what it looks like. PEN15, its so freakin obvious!!!

46 Hours is the longest ive ever stayed up.
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Do you believe in love at first sight?
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