Answer a Question/Ask A Question: The Saga Continues - Page 3

No its pocket pool, just ask Dylan.

Will you be attending the West Coast get together at the Willholm?

That frightens me. Yet intrigues. Still...no.

Raoul Duke = Vanilla Ice?

Sad, but you are still invited.

NO! Raoul Duke = Snow!

If you could change one event in the past, what would that event be?

Maybe I should have taken the goddamned blue Pill after all!

Did you hate From Dusk til Dawn? Why? Or why not?

Eh, I didn't hate it. I loved the first half, and the vampire half is fun in a cheesy way. But, I was disappointed about it. The vampire half, while fun and features Salma Hayek almost naked, is so damn stupid. I never really got into it much.

Which are cooler: Cajun Voodoo Witches or Chinese Wizard-Priests?

Cajun Voodoo Witches, They are better at playing Jazz. Plus Voodoo zombies are the best kind.

Finish the name: Stephen (blank)

Who did you think of and why?

I think of Diva - because I want to know what snozzberry's taste like.

Am I crazy for working third shift on Sunday?

Because, as an LA chewer, you have a standing invitation silly boy. I still have your bottle of Jack Daniels in the refridgerator, the one outside next to the BBQ. Who else let's you come to their house and play your songs with you singing, besides Nasty Ol' Will? You just are banned from driving other chewers home, after consuming the first bottle of Jack Daniels.

Can you believe there has NEVER been a political discussion at a single BBQ at the Willholm, when chewers have been there? Not one that I can recall and there have been at least four such get togethers. Weird ain't it?

that's pretty strange from what little i know of you, will.

if i lived on the west coast instead of midwest and was invited to go to the BBQ and brought my copy of "rock n roll nightmare" for all of us to watch...would you be compelled to offer me a beer or kick me out of your house?

if will answers this, great! if it's someone else i guess just imagine the BBQ was at YOUR place and apply this scenario.

No.

What's the saddest song you've ever heard?

The song Pearl Jam remade just recently about a car wreck and the dead girlfriend.

Sega or Nintendo and why?

Nintendo because Super Smash Brothers Melee is way better than Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.

Have you ever had an hallucination? If yes decribe it.

No, but I hurt somebody's feelings once.

If you could do any job in the world, money and skill not-withstanding, what would it be?

That is a little redundant. I am strange. Strange, is practiacly my middle name.

You missed the point. If you lived on the West Coast you automatically would have a standing invitation whether or not you drink.

I was referring to Jabba's own bottle which he brought to entertain himself at the last CHUD get together that was held here. Nobody has touched it since them. He left it here and he and I or Sean or Timmy would understand that refernce, but you weren't here, so I understand your not understanding it. If Rock and Roll nightmare is a terrible song, I might kick you out of my house, but only if you kept trying to play it.

Jabba played us his songs and I played him a couple of mine. When Nick amd Steve were here, we listened to some Package songs and I think they are both pretty good.

I think I just made your day kid.

As I said, I am not sure you understood my post nor the reference I was trying to make. Sorry you were confused.

I would want the exact job I now have and to be able to do exactly what I do now. I am completely serious about that.

Do you miss girlcreeture?

I haven't really been on these boards long enough to get to know a person let alone miss them.

How often do the titles under the names change? right now it is: Friend or Foe? Prod me with something sharp and find out or the Militia but before it was: Beware! I might be here to just shamelessly self promote (something like that) and Sewer Chewer Veteran.

(F*ck spelling it is 3:37am and I am to tired to care.)

They change whenever Nick feels like changing them.

What is the meaning of life?

Ask Heart, she'll tell you.

Has it really been that long since girlcreeture graced our threads?

That’s an easy one DJ

life (lf)
n. pl. lives (lvz)

The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism.
The characteristic state or condition of a living organism.
Living organisms considered as a group: plant life; marine life.
A living being, especially a person: an earthquake that claimed hundreds of lives.
The physical, mental, and spiritual experiences that constitute existence: the artistic life of a writer.

The interval of time between birth and death: She led a good, long life.
The interval of time between one's birth and the present: has had hay fever all his life.
A particular segment of one's life: my adolescent life.
The period from an occurrence until death: elected for life; paralyzed for life.
Slang. A sentence of imprisonment lasting till death.
The time for which something exists or functions: the useful life of a car.
A spiritual state regarded as a transcending of corporeal death.
An account of a person's life; a biography.
Human existence, relationships, or activity in general: real life; everyday life.

A manner of living: led a hard life.
A specific, characteristic manner of existence. Used of inanimate objects: “Great institutions seem to have a life of their own, independent of those who run them” (New Republic).
The activities and interests of a particular area or realm: musical life in New York.

A source of vitality; an animating force: She's the life of the show.
Liveliness or vitality; animation: a face that is full of life.

Something that actually exists regarded as a subject for an artist: painted from life.
Actual environment or reality; nature.

adj.
Of or relating to animate existence; involved in or necessary for living: life processes.
Continuing for a lifetime; lifelong: life partner; life imprisonment.
Using a living model as a subject for an artist: a life sculpture.

Does anyone else think that was a cheesy answer?

SHIT!

Yes it has

Don't you hate it when that happens?

YES! But not as Cheesy as mine.

Don't you agree with me?

Yes!

Don't you?

Yes!

Why hasn't anyone given Will a five star rating?

Because it takes time to form a pact with Satan. And who has time?

(That is my next question)

No, but if jealousy were dollars some chewers would be rich!

Also no five stars because Will is just too damn mean spirited and nasty, just the way I like it.

I nod to her in the heavens.

Would you sell your soul to obtain something, and if so, what?

Hmmmm, I'd ask for a naked Kirsten Dunst and some Frosted Cheerios.

So... if you saw this man...

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...what would you do?

Pull on his tail.

Do you keep fishin' if you feel it's true?

Diva, how about her daughter?

I can't phone mine cause I don't think they have telephone lines in heaven.

Q: If you had the choice between a long and skinny penis or a short and wide one, which would you prefer?

A: Neither. I am a heterosexual. I would choose a vagina.

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Q: Oreos or Hydrox?

Peace.

A: Girl Scout thin mints!

Q:If you were to ask any question to anybody, who would you ask it to and what would that question be?

A: The next person to post on this board. And the question would be Fall, Spring, Summer, or Winter?

Q: Fall, Spring, Summer, or Winter? Your favorite, and why...

Winter, because its cold and cold weather energizes me. Also I love snow.

What is the lowest price you would whore yourself out for?
I may keep the answer in mind for future reference wink

Hmm, thats a hard one. I think the lowest I would go to whore myself out would be 500 bucks probably, maybe more though.

What is your major malfunction?

...oops! My malfunction? I'm back at work after a glorious weekend with my son in D-Land.

And if the *humans* look like those I saw in SoCal this weekend... wink

Taken a vacation lately?

A vacation from school, yes. Summer is nice.

Do parents just not understand?

once you are no longer a legal obligation to them usually they try to at least understand...

do you think that the old MST3K crew should form a group alongside fans to push for the release of say 10-20 episodes or so voted best by us (being the coalition)?

Yes, yes I do. Very much so.

So... you see Bill Gates walking down the street straight towards you... he’s holding a badger... do you:

A) Jump into an alleyway and avoid his and his badger's detection
B) Approach him, talk with him in a friendly manner, and pet his badger
C) Beat his head in with a spoon and run off with his badger

?

C.

Besides Rush, who is your favourite Canadian musical artist?

Both Are very painful but I have to choose death by vacuum exposure. I may change my answer if I knew how hot the fire would be.

How do you think the human race will die out?

Only if it kills itself.

And Raoul: Triumph

Ever felt an earthquake?

Nope, never. The one time that Dallas felt a slight tremor I was away. Figures.

What is the single most important quality that someone you have a relationship with must have?

Honesty.

Do you think somewhere there is an International House of Roadkill?

No.

Are pancakes really deserving of an international house.

Are pancakes really deserving of an international house.

I would tend to say no...until one goes to an IHOP and sees the wondrous panoply of global pancake-derived delicacies one has can sample and......no. I'm a waffle man.

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Q. If it's hotter outside than it is in the winter, what would you rather do or go fishing?

Peace.

??? Odd phrasing. I'll take a stab at it and say fishing.

Does it seem to you that a few words are missing from Eli Cross's question?