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post #1 of 11
12/25/99 at 4:44am
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How long can you keep a cd underwater before it's damaged?
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post #2 of 11
12/25/99 at 4:45am
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I'd like to make floor tiles outta all my AOL cds. I use half of one as a bookmark.
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post #3 of 11
12/25/99 at 12:10pm
Your a regular Martha Stewert. I would love to see what you can do with other useless things. What you need to do now is sell your soul to the devil like she did. Then you can take your crappy company public and make millions!
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post #4 of 11
12/25/99 at 2:44pm
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Hey, I make QUALITY crap. At dirt cheap prices, too.
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post #5 of 11
12/25/99 at 4:05pm
What can you make out of Jan De Bont?
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post #6 of 11
12/26/99 at 1:44am
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Brian, that's a very interesting question. I have a better one: What can we NOT make out of Jan DeBont?

Well for starters, we could make a martyr for bad movies everywhere, but we don't want that, do we?

Ok, with a little rope and some plaster, we can make a very nice lamppost. First, use the rope to tie him up. Second, we'll need to fill his veins with dishwashing detergent to make sure he doesn't smell (I use Palmolive). Next, hollow him out. Now, fill him up, using hamster bedding, styrofoam peanuts, feathers, or rocks. After that, position him the way you want him to be. Once you're sure, add the plaster. Use a lot to make sure he doesn't fall over, or use just a little, so that his facial and physical features are more visible and you can get a bit more enjoyment out of him every time you stare into his cold, dead eyes. Once the plaster settles, feel free to add paint, ornaments, or other creative ideas you may have.

Brian, I'm glad you asked this question. The Jan DeBont Lampstand is an absolute classic. It's great at parties and other social occasions, and you'll always have a dead, bad director at your house. How many people can say that?

Join me next time, when I'll show you how to make a Rosie Perez chandelier and a Rose McGowan sweater.
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Guys, I don't know how I would have responded to that, had I not been drunk. Aren't my typing skills fantastic?
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post #7 of 11
12/26/99 at 1:55am
I love you DJEvil! Do you by any chance have your own action figure?
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post #8 of 11
12/26/99 at 1:56am
I know DJ is spot on with his plan, but does the complete complexity scare anyone else?
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post #9 of 11
12/26/99 at 2:02am
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That's another very good question, Brian.

Yes, I do. Sadly, it's only a homemade one. I made it completely out of Steven Segal. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Wesley Willis for helping me out on that one.

However, as I said, it's homemade. Maybe I can give it away at the Dragon*Con...
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post #10 of 11
12/26/99 at 3:35pm
No, I think that's actually something we could sell RAFFLE TICKETS for. The proceeds could go toward an assassin sent to kill chris o'donnell.
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post #11 of 11
12/26/99 at 4:18pm
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Done and done.

Want a Chris O'Donnell costume for Halloween? What better way to dress up as him than to wear him.
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