I'm bored out of my mind right now, and you guys aren't typing fast enough or something, so just out of curiosity of where we can go with this topic (and boredom), I now present...a song that I wrote.
If you like it, shower me with compliments. If you think it's stupid, don't tell me. I might cry.
BETTER THAN HER LAST
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She rolls over in her sleep
Says "you were great, Jeff"
But my name is Kenneth
So who the hell is Jeff
She ignores me at once
And goes back to her dreaming
But then she starts singing
"Creep" by Radiohead
(chorus)
I'm better than her last
But I'm not as good
As her first
Though I probably could
She thinks she's from the future
She doesn't know where she's been
She thinks I'm a good guy
She might take me again
That's when I knew she was crazy
Once institutionalized
And now I feel guilty
I just thought she was eccentric
(chorus)
Who is to blame
I feel so ashamed
She's forgotten my name
I think I have tamed her
Maybe I'll get by
I'm a charming fellow
I don't have the heart to tell her
That I'm really a robot
(chorus)
If you like it, shower me with compliments. If you think it's stupid, don't tell me. I might cry.
BETTER THAN HER LAST
--------------------
She rolls over in her sleep
Says "you were great, Jeff"
But my name is Kenneth
So who the hell is Jeff
She ignores me at once
And goes back to her dreaming
But then she starts singing
"Creep" by Radiohead
(chorus)
I'm better than her last
But I'm not as good
As her first
Though I probably could
She thinks she's from the future
She doesn't know where she's been
She thinks I'm a good guy
She might take me again
That's when I knew she was crazy
Once institutionalized
And now I feel guilty
I just thought she was eccentric
(chorus)
Who is to blame
I feel so ashamed
She's forgotten my name
I think I have tamed her
Maybe I'll get by
I'm a charming fellow
I don't have the heart to tell her
That I'm really a robot
(chorus)
