"Rant Number 2" by DJEvil

Know what I'm about to puke over now? Pop groups. Yeah, Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, 98 Degrees. Yeah. People call 'em "boy bands." Thing is, they aren't really bands, are they? I challenge ANYONE to prove me wrong. What do they play? Can you PLAY a drum machine? NO, I don't think so! You can RUN a drum machine. Much like you can RUN a car, or you can RUN a hot dog stand. It's not so much that I'm challenging if the "BANDS" are good or not. It's that I'm hard-pressed to take 'em with the tiniest bit of credibility, when I know they're gonna fade
fast. It's like women: I can't really take you seriously when I know you won't be around tomorrow morning! You don't have to cook or anything. Just part on good terms. Speaking of which: Brittany Spears!
If you leave now, I'll try not to hold a grudge against you. We don't need another Madonna. We didn't really need one to begin with. I think Madonna's ok and everything. She's been around longer than any other
pop novelty because she refused to go away, so I guess I just got used to her. Tell you one thing: in a steel cage match, I'd place my money on Madonna. She might be able to kick my ass. I like women like that.

Where did the Spice Girls go?

Somebody actually RESPONDED to this?

Wow.

Ooooh, alright! Discussion on a music topic!

Ok. I think techno is different. Techno is not exactly a well-respected form of music, but I think it's getting there. It's certainly loved. I myself have many techno cds.

What I was talking about, though, was how a group of models who have the ability to sing, lose more credibility when they fall back on drum machines to do their dirty work.

When techno is done for the sake of techno, I can dig that. It's all about the electronics, then.

Don't tell me you classify Backstreet Boys as techno.

You read what I had to say. I'm loading my crossbow.

Loading crossbows. Sharpening sticks.