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"The Last Rant" by DJEvil

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Alternative, metal, admit it: you are rock 'n' roll. You ARE. Much in the same way that early rock 'n' roll was country. Your roots are IN rock. 3 or 4 piece groups. You play guitar, bass, drums, vocals. Your lyrics are interchangable. If you aren't rap, hip-hop, techno, new age, classical, country, or jazz, then you're rock 'n' roll. Maybe one day you will be your own style. Don't hold your breath. Right now, though, you are merely a sub-division of rock. Ska, pop-rock, you guys are making rock your whore. That's ok; it could use the sex. But you don't love it like college rock can. You just want it for it's body, where college-rock wants it for it's MIND. Sooner or later, rock will come around and laugh at you like the sluts you are. Rock and all its friends. No Doubt, you think rock won't remember this? You just have fun while you can, cause sooner or later, you're gonna come over, the locks'll be changed, and every time you call, Cowboy Mouth is gonna
answer. And NO! They WON'T let you talk to rock! Know why? Because you aren't in her life anymore! You had your chance and you blew it! Maybe if you'd been a little more supportive, cuddled a little more, met the
family...Bastards.

[This message has been edited by DJEvil (edited 01-07-2000).]

[This message has been edited by DJEvil (edited 01-07-2000).]
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To be followed by:

The Laster Rant
The Lastest Rant
The Last Ranter
The Last Rantest
The Laster Rantest
The Lastest Rantest ...

[This message has been edited by Blofeld (edited 01-07-2000).]
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Blofeld, yer almost right.

It's gonna be The Last Rant 2:Electric Boogaloo, The Last Rant Harder, then The Last Rant With a Vengance. From there, I'll use yours.
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