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post #51 of 86
Thread Starter 
Damn straight they are.
You belong to no one. Yet. (more evil laughter that I don't feel like typing)
post #52 of 86
Hey, what's going on....Whoa! WHat the fuck are these little things! I was gonna ask for some clocktower tips, but I'm outta here!

Matt
post #53 of 86
Clock Tower tips? I'm yo huckleberry.
post #54 of 86
S-MART ASH?!

I thought you were dead.
post #55 of 86
...and later, Terence Stamp will wipe the figurative egg from his face upon discovering that the poster known only as "girlcreeture" is actually a sixteen-year old boy named Timmy, pulling the wool over everyone's eyes.

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You have got a lot to learn before you beat me-try again kid HAHAHAHAHA!!!
post #56 of 86
abunch (adj) - faintly smelling of cheese and ass
somemore (v) - farting in between every word you say
prolly (adj) - so suave and sexy
reming (v) - licking
realy (v) - very prolly
post #57 of 86
sWEET BABY jESUS!!!!!!
A 16 year old boy named TIMMY?!?
Is nothing sacred anymore? I hereby take defense in my femininity and proclaim that not only am I female, I also posess the previously mentioned fallopians (never heard that word used as a nickname for girls before Monsier General...) and all the other things a girl should have which boys just seem to get all weirdly over.
I mean really HAM, you can't be serious......
post #58 of 86
In my best Bruce Campbell-and trust me, Bruce asks me for pointers-

"It don't get me weirdly, honey."
post #59 of 86
Or maybe I should have said-

"Gimme some sugar, Timmy."
post #60 of 86
Or, maybe-

"Certainly, I'm serious-and don't call me HAM."

...

okay...maybe I went to the well one too many times on that one...
post #61 of 86
Shall I call you Tepid Mammal Appliance instead?
post #62 of 86
Thread Starter 
Okay, I would like it to be known that I fell in love with the creeture LONG before Mr. Zod discovered her, so I have dibs. Do not think for a second that I will back down, I have HAM on my side (right, buddy? Eh? Buddy?) I will take you on, zod, for the love of the this lovely creeture. To the death!

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Join me or die. Can you do any less?
post #63 of 86
Dibs eh? What if I'd been won already(perhaps long ago)? What then? Or what if I really am a boy named Timmy(GUFFAW!)?.

PS - Pistols or swords duel?
post #64 of 86
In my best Sean Connery-

"You must leave her, brother..."

I've discovered that sharing taste
in music or flicks is no guarantee
you're not going to get
ABSO-FUCKIN'-LUTELY RUINED by some
heartless Falopian (Zod, that WAS
beautiful-props to Zod).

Then again, if you're not lookin'
for love, an' ya' just wanna' bump
uglies-go for it. It's not my
philosophy, but hey-I'm not a
swaggering, studly rock god.

As far as "your back"? Of course I've got your back! Against Zod-well, certainly not over love-but since I would, on most days, smack Zod around on GENERAL principle (get it?! General? Like General Zod? Get it?!...i suck), then you have my support. We can have a ladder match, and the fist one to get up the ladder and nab the VIKING BOAT OAR is the winner!

Oh yeah, BABY-COP III!
post #65 of 86
A ladder match?! That's a great idea! A la Hardy's/Dudley's/Edge and Christian?
post #66 of 86
Oh God I just admittted to watching wrestling? Uh Oh.......
post #67 of 86
BUTANE AND ZOD WILL DIE! SHE WILL BE MINE! I SHALL WIN THE LOVE OF THE GIRLCREETURE!

BACDAFUCUP-MUTHAFUCKAAAAAS!!!
post #68 of 86
So, um, how much coffee have you had today?
post #69 of 86
Actually-I'm lyin'...Nice try, Timmy.

If you're not a genius, if you don't bear a striking resemblance to Claire Forlani and/or know Kung-Fu-then I don't give a shit.
post #70 of 86
I don't drink coffee-that was faux
excitement over the wrestling
revelation.

But, yeah-no coffee, no smoking, no drinking, no drugs, no fun.

Just wanted to get that out there in some fashion...

[This message has been edited by Hot Animal Machine (edited 04-10-2000).]
post #71 of 86
Thread Starter 
Alright, this has gotten out of hand. First of all, HAM, no sixteen year old could be as well-versed in coolness like the creeture is. I don't think she came here to seduce us all, she just wanted to talk. Too late now, though, for now she has come between two chewers, and one of us must die. For our honor. For the love of a female? Nay! For the love of a country! For the love of FREEDOM! For the love of all that is good and PURE in this world!

Anyway, I think the ladder match is a good idea, HAM, but where would we get ladders at this time of night? I'm having a bad day.
post #72 of 86
I have the ladders, I'll build a ring. I'll be in your corner. Zod gets Ace Frehley. Special guest Referee is Roddy Piper.

If Nick came here, he'd be mad.
post #73 of 86
What a noble and well spoken speech J.! Although you are right about all this getting out of hand. Although I'm the only one in my office who's been periodically bursting out with the giggles....

Please post play by plays of said wrestling match, it sounds like it could be veery interesting, though you're probably right about Nick.
post #74 of 86
Thread Starter 
I have Nick bogged down in procedures. We will have no further interuption from him.

Alright, I have HAM, but the rastling match cannot start until there is a cofrimation from zod. I will wait patiently, flexing my pectorals.

[This message has been edited by Johnny Butane (edited 04-10-2000).]
post #75 of 86
"Nick bogged down in procedures..."

Oh, I just peed.
post #76 of 86
Hell Awaits.
post #77 of 86
DOH!
post #78 of 86
NICK RULES THE EARTH!!!

The board has been so damned funny today!
post #79 of 86
Thread Starter 
Must...get...last...post...in...Nick...will...clos e...thread...ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

Ha-hee, there Nick. You really are the ruler, the best overload I've met so far. It's true, ask anyone.
post #80 of 86
Notice he said, "overload," not "overlord."
post #81 of 86
god, this thread is too funny. i nearly died getting to this point. with weak, shallow breaths, i'll spell out my fading last words with the blood i coughed up laughing a few minutes back....

nergle blauzhn ptukle*


* okay so i'm not as good as "x" at leaving dying messages in blood, this roughly translates to: is djevil's purpose on this board to translate the spelling errors of other posters to hilarious effect? i must know before i die. oh no, i've become an undead sewer dweller now and can't leave.

hmm, that death's door blood language is pretty compact, eh?

resume the sparring for the favor of the fair girlcreeture...

just another undead spectator at ringside holding the "h.a.m. 3:14" sign,
/willko.

[This message has been edited by willko (edited 04-11-2000).]
post #82 of 86
Thread Starter 
Alright, I got HAM on my side, I needs some more backup from you guys, this zod guy is tougher than he smells. I meant to say overlord, I really did. Damn, now Nick hates me. DJEvil still likes me, right? Am I alone again?

>sniff<

More of this
post #83 of 86
OK, I am glued to my computer screen. I didn't come to work to , well, to work! On with the violence n' all that shit n' stuff!
post #84 of 86
I would like to say on behalf of humanity:

This is some crazy shit!

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I'm going back to the other boards where sane people like Blof...uhh, chenzz...uh, Brian Kou...uhhh, okay you're right, there are no sane people here.
post #85 of 86
Thread Starter 
GENERALZOD, I CALL YOU FORTH! BRING YOUR CHICKEN-HEART TO BATTLE, OR I WILL CLAIM THE ULTIMATE PRIZE! FROM THE DEPTHS I CALL YOU FORTH TO DEATH!
post #86 of 86
Thread Starter 
GENERALZOD, I CALL YOU FORTH! BRING YOUR CHICKEN-HEART TO BATTLE, OR I WILL CLAIM THE ULTIMATE PRIZE! FROM THE DEPTHS I CALL YOU FORTH .... TO DEATH!
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